Farke has been buying various materials, and has made a smallish steam engine from them. He sets out into the wastes on a wagon powered by it, and searches for a place to build a laboratory.
A collosal bone egg, the size of a small house, has been unearthed by the wind near the city of order. Any will nearby can sense a demon within.
tempor is writing a letter
the storm lord is destroying a few uninhabited mountains for fun
okhmus is making plants
chansth is attacking a mortal village along with a small army of oozes
SIN sees this and decides to do something about it, crashing down from the sky, electric tendrils destroying the oozes “Hands of the mortals.”
many of the oozes simply split into smaller ones. chansth says "very well," but does not stop.
He puts his flag in the ground, acting as a lightning rod to turn the oozes to ash “That wasn’t a request.”
the oozes simply split again. chansth says "i am aware" and drains the blood out of a mortal. "delicious. a tad musty, though."
*How do they split if they’re ashes*
”Do you seriously want to die or something?”
*by not being ashes. many oozes split and take no damage when exposed to lightning.*
"only once everything else does"
*This is a will’s power. I think that beats out the power of an ooze, unless they are also wills*
”Stop killing mortals or I’ll have to kill you.”
*lightning is lightning. also, how many power points does SIN have?*
"why didn't you just say so?"
*No. there’s natural lighting, and then there’s god lightning, which is from a god, which an ooze couldn’t stop. 324,000*
”Are you stupid or something? I literally said that.”
*ehh, no. just use literally anything else, besides slashing damage. you took out half the oozes anyways, including the leaders. also, chansth is Done For.*
"you didn't."
*its true, taken perfectly literally(which chansth did), SIN didn't. or any other instructions to that effect, either. believe it or not, this is actually the best outcome for that particular instruction, besides the intended meaning*
*1. A will beats a mortal in every way. This discussion shouldn’t even be happening, all the oozes die, end of discussion. 2. If you use context clues, you can tell that SIN told them to stop, or else they would kill them*
“Let me break it down for you. I said stop killing mortals, and you didn’t. I asked if you have a death wish, which you didn’t say no to. That’s called a threat to your life.”
*1 unless there is something in the lightning other than electricity, then it doesnt work. 2 yes, but chansth doesnt care.*
"again, you said no such thing. and I do not want to die yet. I have too much to do."
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*What part of end of discussion do you not understand? The oozes die. And by the way, yes, it is more than just regular electricity, because lightning isn’t normally black and red*
”Now that’s just a lie. I have a sneaking suspicion that you aren’t going to stop harming mortals, so I’m going to have to kill you. At times like these I’m glad I don’t have to worry about collateral damage.” He takes his flag out of the ground, charges it with red lightning and throws it at the ooze, the sound of a thunderclap following. 10,000 power points 1168
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*Dude, last I checked this doesn’t perfectly follow the monster manual does it? Do you see Wills listed in the Monster Manual? The Dungeon Master’s Guide? No? Because this has a bit of homebrew in it, it is GOD LIGHTNING!!! Which is different, be for real dude.*
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*Do you think a will, a being capable of transcending the laws of reality , able to perform feats that a mortal couldn’t even hope to even come close to, cares about immunity or resistance? Spells that can’t be undone by normal means can be undone by two forces. 1. A wish spell and 2. The power of a god. You’re being childish*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
”I may or may not be crazy. You in?” She offers Cog a hand. “For science and the mortals.”
He teleports down. "Very well. I shall offer you whatever aid you require in this project." He shakes her hand.
“I’m glad we could come to an agreement. Now, do you have any starting ideas on how to distill the earth out of it, before I try anything? I have a few ideas brewing.”
He thinks. "All others are lacking the quality of solidity. Perhaps you could assemble circular holes of extremely small size for all of the other elements to go through, where Earth would not fit? That choice, or the use of magic."
“You have any chalk around here?”
"For what purpose?"
“I was going to make a dual purpose portal for the elemental chaos and to contact me. Unless you don’t want it…”
"No, it is fine, and you may do so. Allow me to execute the creation of it." Some chalk magically appears.
*crap i completely missed this*
she draws half a teleportation circle, an off shoot of a smaller circle, then goes back to the original circle using different runes. “Right now it is set for the elemental chaos, in case you want to do some of your own research. If you want to contact me, stand on this smaller circle and will (Badum tiss) it to switch.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*What part of end of discussion do you not understand? The oozes die. And by the way, yes, it is more than just regular electricity, because lightning isn’t normally black and red*
”Now that’s just a lie. I have a sneaking suspicion that you aren’t going to stop harming mortals, so I’m going to have to kill you. At times like these I’m glad I don’t have to worry about collateral damage.” He takes his flag out of the ground, charges it with red lightning and throws it at the ooze, the sound of a thunderclap following. 10,000 power points 1168
*A: i stand by my statement, B: chansth isnt an ooze*
chansth spews acid at SIN, then runs away: 50000 power points 1815
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*Do you think a will, a being capable of transcending the laws of reality , able to perform feats that a mortal couldn’t even hope to even come close to, cares about immunity or resistance? Spells that can’t be undone by normal means can be undone by two forces. 1. A wish spell and 2. The power of a god. You’re being childish*
*its not an ordinary immunity. if you want to kill them, just use tentacles without electricity.*
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*Do you think a will, a being capable of transcending the laws of reality , able to perform feats that a mortal couldn’t even hope to even come close to, cares about immunity or resistance? Spells that can’t be undone by normal means can be undone by two forces. 1. A wish spell and 2. The power of a god. You’re being childish*
*its not an ordinary immunity. if you want to kill them, just use tentacles without electricity.*
*Dude, stop arguing this, you’re 1-3 here. If they are going to die anyway then stop being picky about how.*
*What part of end of discussion do you not understand? The oozes die. And by the way, yes, it is more than just regular electricity, because lightning isn’t normally black and red*
”Now that’s just a lie. I have a sneaking suspicion that you aren’t going to stop harming mortals, so I’m going to have to kill you. At times like these I’m glad I don’t have to worry about collateral damage.” He takes his flag out of the ground, charges it with red lightning and throws it at the ooze, the sound of a thunderclap following. 10,000 power points 1168
*A: i stand by my statement, B: chansth isnt an ooze*
chansth spews acid at SIN, then runs away: 50000 power points 1815
SIN snaps his fingers, teleporting to the location of his flag, driving it in deeper. 10,000 power points 1833
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
”I may or may not be crazy. You in?” She offers Cog a hand. “For science and the mortals.”
He teleports down. "Very well. I shall offer you whatever aid you require in this project." He shakes her hand.
“I’m glad we could come to an agreement. Now, do you have any starting ideas on how to distill the earth out of it, before I try anything? I have a few ideas brewing.”
He thinks. "All others are lacking the quality of solidity. Perhaps you could assemble circular holes of extremely small size for all of the other elements to go through, where Earth would not fit? That choice, or the use of magic."
“You have any chalk around here?”
"For what purpose?"
“I was going to make a dual purpose portal for the elemental chaos and to contact me. Unless you don’t want it…”
"No, it is fine, and you may do so. Allow me to execute the creation of it." Some chalk magically appears.
*crap i completely missed this*
she draws half a teleportation circle, an off shoot of a smaller circle, then goes back to the original circle using different runes. “Right now it is set for the elemental chaos, in case you want to do some of your own research. If you want to contact me, stand on this smaller circle and will (Badum tiss) it to switch.”
"I see. Would I be capable of moving it in such a manner that I would be able to engage in use of it within the T.O.M, instead of outside of the wall?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Why is this conversation even happening, if a Will is attacking a normal creature that doesn't have any power points, it loses 100% guaranteed.*
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
*Do you think a will, a being capable of transcending the laws of reality , able to perform feats that a mortal couldn’t even hope to even come close to, cares about immunity or resistance? Spells that can’t be undone by normal means can be undone by two forces. 1. A wish spell and 2. The power of a god. You’re being childish*
*its not an ordinary immunity. if you want to kill them, just use tentacles without electricity.*
*And that isn't ordinary lightning. It's divine god lightning made by a greater being who can manipulate the rules and laws of reality to his whims, using said divine lightning on mortal slimes who are powerless to stop him. If SIN decides to not care about resistances and immunities, then he probably bypasses them no matter whether they're different from the regular ones.
Also, the actual immunity part is still regular anyways. Splitting ≠ no damage taken, the immunity covers that, and again, SIN could definitely bypass that as a Will.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I literally just said this, why do you continue to argue Black cat?*
*1 unless there is something in the lightning other than electricity, then it doesnt work. 2 yes, but chansth doesnt care.*
"again, you said no such thing. and I do not want to die yet. I have too much to do."
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*because it's lightning, which doesn't affect black puddings or ochre jellies. its in the monster manual. they are literally immune, no matter the power. I will say that some of them died to the bludgeoning of the tentacles, but only the ones that were already hurt*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*What part of end of discussion do you not understand? The oozes die. And by the way, yes, it is more than just regular electricity, because lightning isn’t normally black and red*
”Now that’s just a lie. I have a sneaking suspicion that you aren’t going to stop harming mortals, so I’m going to have to kill you. At times like these I’m glad I don’t have to worry about collateral damage.” He takes his flag out of the ground, charges it with red lightning and throws it at the ooze, the sound of a thunderclap following. 10,000 power points 1168
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Dude, last I checked this doesn’t perfectly follow the monster manual does it? Do you see Wills listed in the Monster Manual? The Dungeon Master’s Guide? No? Because this has a bit of homebrew in it, it is GOD LIGHTNING!!! Which is different, be for real dude.*
*Do you think a will, a being capable of transcending the laws of reality , able to perform feats that a mortal couldn’t even hope to even come close to, cares about immunity or resistance? Spells that can’t be undone by normal means can be undone by two forces. 1. A wish spell and 2. The power of a god. You’re being childish*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Yeah, Wills are beings of god power. They would 100% override immunities and resistances.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Oh hey Gib, how have you been? Doin’ good? Okay? Decent? Fabulous? Fantastic?*
*Decent. You?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*crap i completely missed this*
she draws half a teleportation circle, an off shoot of a smaller circle, then goes back to the original circle using different runes. “Right now it is set for the elemental chaos, in case you want to do some of your own research. If you want to contact me, stand on this smaller circle and will (Badum tiss) it to switch.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I’m not dead yet, so you know.*
*A: i stand by my statement, B: chansth isnt an ooze*
chansth spews acid at SIN, then runs away: 50000 power points 1815
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*its not an ordinary immunity. if you want to kill them, just use tentacles without electricity.*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*Dude, stop arguing this, you’re 1-3 here. If they are going to die anyway then stop being picky about how.*
SIN snaps his fingers, teleporting to the location of his flag, driving it in deeper. 10,000 power points 1833
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Sorry for disappearing, watched a movie :D*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I see. Would I be capable of moving it in such a manner that I would be able to engage in use of it within the T.O.M, instead of outside of the wall?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*That's good.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*And that isn't ordinary lightning. It's divine god lightning made by a greater being who can manipulate the rules and laws of reality to his whims, using said divine lightning on mortal slimes who are powerless to stop him. If SIN decides to not care about resistances and immunities, then he probably bypasses them no matter whether they're different from the regular ones.
Also, the actual immunity part is still regular anyways. Splitting ≠ no damage taken, the immunity covers that, and again, SIN could definitely bypass that as a Will.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Dominition has stated to glean some knowledge from the Warrior of Mercy sessions.
The entity continues wandering. He arrives at a long-forgotten town, destroyed by ice, it appears.
The Platylord rampages.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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