“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
all she sees Is the step-pyramid temple that makes up its lower body, incongruously nestled in the greenery of the island. "I//We Are Currently Powered By A Mixture Of Solar Panels And What Is Assumed//Therorized To Be The Lagrest Deposit Of Geothermal Energy On The Planet. My//Our Energy Requirements Are Immense"
“Geotherm and solar. What a waste.”
"Do You Have A Better//More Efficient Power Scoruce?"
“How energy efficient are your current sources?”
*I did a lot of googling, this is insanley efficient*
"The Geothermal Energy Yields 4.5 Amps For Every Amp Expended, While The Solar Panels Use 23% Of Sunlight That Hits Them. In My//Our Time, I//We Have Increased My//Our Energy Efficency By 12%"
“Shame. My steam engine runs a 75% efficiency.”
*I tried to look this up, but didn't get any answers weather the engine is better than the geotherm or solar*
"Fascinating. What Do//Would You Use It To Power?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
“Consider it done, a massive and powerful weapon in the hands of someone such as yourself, I like it, makes me like you all the more.” He says with a chuckle, “I’ve got some scrap metal around here somewhere.”
“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
“Consider it done, a massive and powerful weapon in the hands of someone such as yourself, I like it, makes me like you all the more.” He says with a chuckle, “I’ve got some scrap metal around here somewhere.”
“Thanks Happy, you’re the best!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Who programmed you? Why? With magic, tech, or a mix?”
"I//We Was//Were Proggamed By Old-World Mortals To Be A Protector//Steward//Ruler//Leader. I//We Am//Are Compleatly Technological. Why Do You Object To My//Our Methods(Observaton)?"
“Old world? Do you remember much from back then?” She completely ignores DEITY’s question, as soon as it mentions the old world she focuses intensely.
"I//We Remember Bits//Peices. I//We Do Not Know How I//We Survived The Transition To The New World, Or What Caused It. This Island Used To Be My//Our Housing. A Building As Tall As The Sky. This Used To Be The Mainland. It Seems The Transition Altered Geography As Well." there are more drones now, circling, getting every angle
“Oh.” Multiple more drones combust, drown and are destroyed by wind.
the drones are replaced. there is always more material. "Why Do You Object To My Methods(Observation)" it imitates your voice "Aria?"
“Because,” she starts, “I have six hundred thousand power points. And if you do not show me absolute obedience, this island will become nothing but ruins under the waves. Do you understand?”
"Perfectly. I//We Always Do." their single eye glazes over "This Is My//Our Triumph And My//Our Tragedy" the eye is back to normal
“Great! Now what kind of generator do you run on?” She dives low, looking for anything that would indicate something of that kind.
all she sees Is the step-pyramid temple that makes up its lower body, incongruously nestled in the greenery of the island. "I//We Are Currently Powered By A Mixture Of Solar Panels And What Is Assumed//Therorized To Be The Lagrest Deposit Of Geothermal Energy On The Planet. My//Our Energy Requirements Are Immense"
*is this island on the sea of storms? because its clouded over basically 24/7*
“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
“Consider it done, a massive and powerful weapon in the hands of someone such as yourself, I like it, makes me like you all the more.” He says with a chuckle, “I’ve got some scrap metal around here somewhere.”
“Thanks Happy, you’re the best!”
“That certainly isn’t true.” He says with a mad cackle, continuing to work “Make yourself at home if you like.”
“I’d be flattered to receive one of these faux artifacts. Nobody else would have access of course, and I wouldn’t look too deep into it’s secrets.”
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
“Consider it done, a massive and powerful weapon in the hands of someone such as yourself, I like it, makes me like you all the more.” He says with a chuckle, “I’ve got some scrap metal around here somewhere.”
“Thanks Happy, you’re the best!”
“That certainly isn’t true.” He says with a mad cackle, continuing to work “Make yourself at home if you like.”
“I thought you said the sandwich wouldn’t imprison me?” She says sarcastically.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A human, a young, dehydrated man with wild eyes and a bite wound on his leg is traveling along the road, towards a small hamlet between the city of peace and the city of order, somewhere north of the Valley of Herionidus. He’s doing his best to keep walking, but he’s dying. And fast. Of Rabies.
"Fantastic, I've got the corpse parts to spare making you an artifact, it will only work at half the effectiveness of a regular, but it does work alongside one. What would you like?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I tried to look this up, but didn't get any answers weather the engine is better than the geotherm or solar*
"Fascinating. What Do//Would You Use It To Power?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*gtg*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I’ve always seen the appeal of a giant greatsword or hammer, especially in the hands of someone of smaller size. The irony is delicious.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Consider it done, a massive and powerful weapon in the hands of someone such as yourself, I like it, makes me like you all the more.” He says with a chuckle, “I’ve got some scrap metal around here somewhere.”
“Thanks Happy, you’re the best!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*is this island on the sea of storms? because its clouded over basically 24/7*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“That certainly isn’t true.” He says with a mad cackle, continuing to work “Make yourself at home if you like.”
“I thought you said the sandwich wouldn’t imprison me?” She says sarcastically.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He cackles even more at that, putting on his goggles and continuing to work, another clone walks over "Want anything to drink?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“If you’re offering.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Alcoholic or regular?" He asks.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
A human, a young, dehydrated man with wild eyes and a bite wound on his leg is traveling along the road, towards a small hamlet between the city of peace and the city of order, somewhere north of the Valley of Herionidus. He’s doing his best to keep walking, but he’s dying. And fast. Of Rabies.
Lyssa has claimed him.
“It gets hard to see when I get alcohol. Just the regular stuff please”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Of course.” He walks off to go get them something, coming back with a warm cup of tea, spiked with poison, non lethal of course.
*I finally had an idea for a god.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*tell me, dear.*
*VOLSTADT, GOD OF THE FORGE, THE PIT, AND THE HEARTH. KING OF HONKACHU, LORD OF THE STRUGELS.*
*He's CG and really chill (despite being a volcanic horror), but he don't take (GP) from nobody.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*wooh!*
*to be honest, I love strugels, simply because of how in depth their lore is. I think the caste system is really cool.*
*Thank you! It's not really that deep, but I can always add more, and that is something fun to do in my free time.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.