"Thank you, partner... heh heh..." He lights the sausages on fire, wrapping them around his body. The fat crackles and pops, spraying onto the sand around him as the sausages cook. Where the fat lands, it begins to regenerate, swelling and warping until it forms whole pigs. He holds out his arms, laughing and spinning in a ritualistic dance, before falling back to the earth, the fires extinguishing. He lays there on the earth, a wheezing laugh echoing from his hollow body.
Crotalus is leaning up with his arms crossed against a cactus and watching this strange new demon. "Who... are you?"
He does not rise or roll over, but he does speak. "I am Gorgiro, the worm what never dies. I am the old god of pigs, of fat, and meat, and beer, and souls... I am... was... the dance and the song in the face of the weeping and the gnashing of teeth. I called the revelers onto the warfront, and they danced under the thunder of gunfire and the rain of gas canisters only to walk out unscathed... I doubt I could pull such a trick again in this state. Who might you be, partner?" A pig nuzzles him, and he pets it.
"Thank you, partner... heh heh..." He lights the sausages on fire, wrapping them around his body. The fat crackles and pops, spraying onto the sand around him as the sausages cook. Where the fat lands, it begins to regenerate, swelling and warping until it forms whole pigs. He holds out his arms, laughing and spinning in a ritualistic dance, before falling back to the earth, the fires extinguishing. He lays there on the earth, a wheezing laugh echoing from his hollow body.
Crotalus is leaning up with his arms crossed against a cactus and watching this strange new demon. "Who... are you?"
He does not rise or roll over, but he does speak. "I am Gorgiro, the worm what never dies. I am the old god of pigs, of fat, and meat, and beer, and souls... I am... was... the dance and the song in the face of the weeping and the gnashing of teeth. I called the revelers onto the warfront, and they danced under the thunder of gunfire and the rain of gas canisters only to walk out unscathed... I doubt I could pull such a trick again in this state. Who might you be, partner?" A pig nuzzles him, and he pets it.
*Falls back into history.*
"Welcome back, friend." He says with a tip of his hat. "Your song sounds like one worth dancing too."
"I'm Crotalus, Rancher of the Heavenly Hellscape. God of the desert and famine, pain and trials, life and honesty. God of all who choose the hard road over the easy one. I prickled the cacti and call the coyotes to heel. Wrangler of sandstorm and twister and herder of tumbleweed and dust devil. I guide the buzzards to their carrion suppers and my footsteps send ripples through the horizon. I have lassoed the sun with my golden lariat and layered its heat thick upon my earth. I've dueled the Devil king on his own turf on behalf of all god-kind and... I reckon I'm gonna take a liking to you."
Elaraj is flying around in his castle, randomly shooting lightning
DEITY's internal factory has fired up again, but diffrent. this is magic. big magic.
DEITY's drones are exploring and documenting the continent
Hubert is going for a joyride on his tiny train
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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Many cults have started to crop up, each devoted to one of the Primordial Emperor’s elemental expressions. While most have been peaceful, accepting all walks of life into their congregation, a few have begun to believe that their expression of their Will is the true one and have become fanatical. Zeon has been hearing rumors of such pockets of fanatics and have been considering how to handle them.
Asada’s shadowy organizations has been busy stirring up conflict between various mortal settlements and the local congregations, all in order to gather intel and siphon resources from various places.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Many cults have started to crop up, each devoted to one of the Primordial Emperor’s elemental expressions. While most have been peaceful, accepting all walks of life into their congregation, a few have begun to believe that their expression of their Will is the true one and have become fanatical. Zeon has been hearing rumors of such pockets of fanatics and have been considering how to handle them.
Asada’s shadowy organizations has been busy stirring up conflict between various mortal settlements and the local congregations, all in order to gather intel and siphon resources from various places.
unbenownst to Asada, one of DEITY's drones has spotted their suspicious activity, and connected the dots. it relays the information to the main body
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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DEITY's factory is spewing blue smoke now, sprinkled with... numbers? DEITY's great eye is dark
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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*Random thought I had: What would all the Wills be as tarot cards? I personally don't believe in it but had a random thought that a Smorgasbord deck would be epic so looked into it.
For mine, Faltros would obviously be the Devil (manipulation/resentment, apparently also seduction but I'm just gonna ignore that), Cogintius would maybe be the Hierophant (tradition/mentor), I have no idea what the Tree of Divinity would be, Somnium would be the Moon (illusions/confusion), and the Void would maybe be the Hermit (wisdom/isolation).
Edit: Forgot Fidecibus somehow. Idk for him*
*tempor would be the wheel of fortune (change, fate, the unexpected) the storm lord would be the fool (freedom, sponanieity) okhmus would be death (ends, beginnings, transformation) chansth would be the king of pentacles reversed (greed, ruin) heronus would be the hermit (solitude, inner self, contemplation)
*Random thought I had: What would all the Wills be as tarot cards? I personally don't believe in it but had a random thought that a Smorgasbord deck would be epic so looked into it.
For mine, Faltros would obviously be the Devil (manipulation/resentment, apparently also seduction but I'm just gonna ignore that), Cogintius would maybe be the Hierophant (tradition/mentor), I have no idea what the Tree of Divinity would be, Somnium would be the Moon (illusions/confusion), and the Void would maybe be the Hermit (wisdom/isolation).
Edit: Forgot Fidecibus somehow. Idk for him*
*tempor would be the wheel of fortune (change, fate, the unexpected) the storm lord would be the fool (freedom, sponanieity) okhmus would be death (ends, beginnings, transformation) chansth would be the king of pentacles reversed (greed, ruin) heronus would be the hermit (solitude, inner self, contemplation)
*I could see The Fool representing Rendy as well, since it also means innocence.*
Cogintius is reading through all the books in a sort of marathon, and is already 54% done with everything.
Cimex is wandering.
Fidecibus is crusading for resources, sometimes converting villagers to worshipping them or just straight up bringing them to the base.
DEITY's drone follows, ever watchful. its eye looks dim, however. not its usual electric blue
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Cogintius is reading through all the books in a sort of marathon, and is already 54% done with everything.
Cimex is wandering.
Fidecibus is crusading for resources, sometimes converting villagers to worshipping them or just straight up bringing them to the base.
DEITY's drone follows, ever watchful. its eye looks dim, however. not its usual electric blue
*Which one?*
*DEITY sent a drone to keep tabs on the fella who made Fidecibus, and it stuck around after they died*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Cogintius is reading through all the books in a sort of marathon, and is already 54% done with everything.
Cimex is wandering.
Fidecibus is crusading for resources, sometimes converting villagers to worshipping them or just straight up bringing them to the base.
DEITY's drone follows, ever watchful. its eye looks dim, however. not its usual electric blue
*Which one?*
*DEITY sent a drone to keep tabs on the fella who made Fidecibus, and it stuck around after they died*
*I knew that, I just figured there's multiple so wanted to make sure. Technically the guy isn't dead tho, at least not yet. Just imprisoned.
Also I just remembered Fidecibus levelled up. Wonder what domain it should get*
The location it takes from often varies, sometimes looting from nature, sometimes going to villages to threaten-- I mean, trade with-- they give faith, and it spares them. It notices the drone. "You seem to have difficulty with your lighting. I'd assume this is either because of a technical error or due to low power or joy in your creator?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Cogintius is reading through all the books in a sort of marathon, and is already 54% done with everything.
Cimex is wandering.
Fidecibus is crusading for resources, sometimes converting villagers to worshipping them or just straight up bringing them to the base.
DEITY's drone follows, ever watchful. its eye looks dim, however. not its usual electric blue
*Which one?*
*DEITY sent a drone to keep tabs on the fella who made Fidecibus, and it stuck around after they died*
*I knew that, I just figured there's multiple so wanted to make sure. Technically the guy isn't dead tho, at least not yet. Just imprisoned.
Also I just remembered Fidecibus levelled up. Wonder what domain it should get*
The location it takes from often varies, sometimes looting from nature, sometimes going to villages to threaten-- I mean, trade with-- they give faith, and it spares them. It notices the drone. "You seem to have difficulty with your lighting. I'd assume this is either because of a technical error or due to low power or joy in your creator?"
*no that makes sense. there are definatley multiple*
the drone is hard to read, it's not supposed to have emotions at all, but it looks embarrassed. "Interesting. I//We Had Not Noticed. I//We Calculate A 67% Chance It//This_Phenomenon Is Related To My//Our//DEITY ('s) Current Experiment//Project"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DEITY's factory has seemingly calmed down, but its great eye is still dark
Hubert is chasing some mortals down on his tiny train
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DEITY's factory has seemingly calmed down, but its great eye is still dark
Hubert is chasing some mortals down on his tiny train
Voidras pokes the empty eye with a claw while hovering in the air
Aria floats behind, matching the train’s speed
sevral drones, their eyes dimmer swirl around Voidras. "What Is Your Puropouse Here?"
hubert turns his head all the way around. "Well High There!"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He does not rise or roll over, but he does speak. "I am Gorgiro, the worm what never dies. I am the old god of pigs, of fat, and meat, and beer, and souls... I am... was... the dance and the song in the face of the weeping and the gnashing of teeth. I called the revelers onto the warfront, and they danced under the thunder of gunfire and the rain of gas canisters only to walk out unscathed... I doubt I could pull such a trick again in this state. Who might you be, partner?" A pig nuzzles him, and he pets it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Falls back into history.*
"Welcome back, friend." He says with a tip of his hat. "Your song sounds like one worth dancing too."
"I'm Crotalus, Rancher of the Heavenly Hellscape. God of the desert and famine, pain and trials, life and honesty. God of all who choose the hard road over the easy one. I prickled the cacti and call the coyotes to heel. Wrangler of sandstorm and twister and herder of tumbleweed and dust devil. I guide the buzzards to their carrion suppers and my footsteps send ripples through the horizon. I have lassoed the sun with my golden lariat and layered its heat thick upon my earth. I've dueled the Devil king on his own turf on behalf of all god-kind and... I reckon I'm gonna take a liking to you."
*Backflips out of the time stream.*
Elaraj is flying around in his castle, randomly shooting lightning
DEITY's internal factory has fired up again, but diffrent. this is magic. big magic.
DEITY's drones are exploring and documenting the continent
Hubert is going for a joyride on his tiny train
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Many cults have started to crop up, each devoted to one of the Primordial Emperor’s elemental expressions. While most have been peaceful, accepting all walks of life into their congregation, a few have begun to believe that their expression of their Will is the true one and have become fanatical. Zeon has been hearing rumors of such pockets of fanatics and have been considering how to handle them.
Asada’s shadowy organizations has been busy stirring up conflict between various mortal settlements and the local congregations, all in order to gather intel and siphon resources from various places.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
unbenownst to Asada, one of DEITY's drones has spotted their suspicious activity, and connected the dots. it relays the information to the main body
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DEITY's factory is spewing blue smoke now, sprinkled with... numbers? DEITY's great eye is dark
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*tempor would be the wheel of fortune (change, fate, the unexpected) the storm lord would be the fool (freedom, sponanieity) okhmus would be death (ends, beginnings, transformation) chansth would be the king of pentacles reversed (greed, ruin) heronus would be the hermit (solitude, inner self, contemplation)
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*I could see The Fool representing Rendy as well, since it also means innocence.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Cogintius is reading through all the books in a sort of marathon, and is already 54% done with everything.
Cimex is wandering.
Fidecibus is crusading for resources, sometimes converting villagers to worshipping them or just straight up bringing them to the base.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
DEITY's drone follows, ever watchful. its eye looks dim, however. not its usual electric blue
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Which one?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*DEITY sent a drone to keep tabs on the fella who made Fidecibus, and it stuck around after they died*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I knew that, I just figured there's multiple so wanted to make sure. Technically the guy isn't dead tho, at least not yet. Just imprisoned.
Also I just remembered Fidecibus levelled up. Wonder what domain it should get*
The location it takes from often varies, sometimes looting from nature, sometimes going to villages to threaten-- I mean, trade with-- they give faith, and it spares them. It notices the drone. "You seem to have difficulty with your lighting. I'd assume this is either because of a technical error or due to low power or joy in your creator?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*gtg, rare moment of Gibber actually signalling when he's about to disappear*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*no that makes sense. there are definatley multiple*
the drone is hard to read, it's not supposed to have emotions at all, but it looks embarrassed. "Interesting. I//We Had Not Noticed. I//We Calculate A 67% Chance It//This_Phenomenon Is Related To My//Our//DEITY ('s) Current Experiment//Project"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*K*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Elaraj is flying around shooting lightining
DEITY's factory has seemingly calmed down, but its great eye is still dark
Hubert is chasing some mortals down on his tiny train
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Voidras pokes the empty eye with a claw while hovering in the air
Aria floats behind, matching the train’s speed
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
sevral drones, their eyes dimmer swirl around Voidras. "What Is Your Puropouse Here?"
hubert turns his head all the way around. "Well High There!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Your leader seems to have gone offline.”
”Where’d you get that?” She asks, gesturing to the train.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor