Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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from Reddit, at r/Showerthoughts
"why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?"
"Because he is the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise he would be known as the Grimtoucher and that might get him on a list."
me reading it: "guys, guys, I have a new character idea!"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan
profile pic made by me!
“Some may call us a straw man, but I go by Nancy!”
“You might have wondered what Turkish delight tastes like, and if it’s worth betraying your whole family for.”
"I could solve all my problems with violence, but I only solve most of them with violence. You should be proud of me."
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
"Yes, I was secretly the sun the whole time. I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner-- I distance myself from people and I'm painful to look at."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"This place isn't a fever dream. It's the Bubonic Plague."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“You are completely naked.”
“I am GRIEVING!”
“AND NUDE!”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“A nuclear bomb detonates, people and party platters evaporating together in the blinding light of the inferno. A beautiful pink mushroom cloud hovers over the ashes of the gender reveal party. Congratulations, it’s a girl.”
“Aww, baby’s first violation of federal environment law!”
”the only mark you’ve left on this world is your carbon footprint.”
"We have purposedly trained him wrong as a joke"
"I'm evil Betty" "But isn't Betty a girl's name?"
"Killing is badong"
- Kung Pao, Enter the fist
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
"Wait, you don't have a portable slot machine, a poker set, five sets of cards and a set of dice??"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Blaidd the d!lf
-The voice actor for Blaidd
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
"Kill the wizard... why the [GP]'s there a wizard?!"
- Me, while playing Destiny
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
“Two narcissists cannot share one mirror.”
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Some days I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. Other days, I realize that it's not just some days.
“While most children acted out Harry Potter, Noel acted out French New Wave Cinema.”
“I feel like a used car salesman trying to sell you a car made out of ramen noodles.”
"That guy looks ugly as [GP]"
- My friend (Whom is the one who gave me the PathOwOgen) about Blaidd...
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
"between Hamachi or leaving an entire port open on your PC for possible malicious actors to take advantage of, the answer is never Hamachi"
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
"You really like hot animals, don't you? Hey, I'm not judging"
- Sans
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.