The ferret monster calls up to the deck of the Bloody Barnacle. "Could you please lower a rope for me and my dog?"
Mound throws him a rope. “Ya pay the toll yet?”
"No sir, but I have some money right here, and I'm a skilled artisan if it isn't enough to buy me passage." He lifts up a paw holding a platinum and an electrum coin. He probably doesn't even know what he's holding given his obvious blindness.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Not yet. There’s one more encounter that’s gonna happen first before we reach the lair.*
*And once we do enter the lair, you all gotta sail for 10 miles before you reach the kraken itself :) I probably won't put on any encounters until then tho, as long as y'all stay out of the water*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The ship in the distance has moved much closer. As they near the Barnacle, you can see sharp weapons shining in the sunlight. The ship has a black flag, with an insignia of a coin and ring falling into a gilded goblet. The Captain notices the flag and mutters a curse under his breath. “Not Shieldings. Anything but Shieldings . . .”
Suddenly, with a grand BOOM, a cannonball is fired. It arcs through the sky trailing strange green fire before striking the ship just a few feet from the steering wheel, burying itself in the wood.
The ferret monster calls up to the deck of the Bloody Barnacle. "Could you please lower a rope for me and my dog?"
Mound throws him a rope. “Ya pay the toll yet?”
"No sir, but I have some money right here, and I'm a skilled artisan if it isn't enough to buy me passage." He lifts up a paw holding a platinum and an electrum coin. He probably doesn't even know what he's holding given his obvious blindness.
Mound’s voice is warm. “That coin is more than enough.” He takes the platinum and passes the electrum back to the ferret monster. “Welcome aboard the Bloody Barnacle. I do hope you enjoy your stay.”
*This interaction is far enough away from the wheel to be unaffected by the cannonball.*
That ricochets off the armor and flies into the sky. The scroll in your hand suddenly superheats, reading a new message “never try that again unless you wish to be struck by lightning.” Take 7 fire damage and make a dc 14 constitution save to avoid dropping the scroll
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
That ricochets off the armor and flies into the sky. The scroll in your hand suddenly superheats, reading a new message “never try that again unless you wish to be struck by lightning.” Take 5 fire damage and make a dc 14 constitution save to avoid dropping the scroll
I cant take fire damage so 2
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Jody dodges out of the way of the cannonball, but the Captain is caught right in the center of it. He lets out an anguished scream and tears off his overcoat, attempting to rid himself of the flames.
"Sweet! I cast fire bolt at the fake man made of ice.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
OOC are we gonna fight this kraken or what?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Roll to hit
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Not yet. There’s one more encounter that’s gonna happen first before we reach the lair.*
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"No sir, but I have some money right here, and I'm a skilled artisan if it isn't enough to buy me passage." He lifts up a paw holding a platinum and an electrum coin. He probably doesn't even know what he's holding given his obvious blindness.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I’m seeing the ‘manipulated dice roll results’ message, so I’m going to ask you to roll again.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*And once we do enter the lair, you all gotta sail for 10 miles before you reach the kraken itself :) I probably won't put on any encounters until then tho, as long as y'all stay out of the water*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Idk why it says that, I have a +10 modifier on hitting
proof but okay
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The ship in the distance has moved much closer. As they near the Barnacle, you can see sharp weapons shining in the sunlight. The ship has a black flag, with an insignia of a coin and ring falling into a gilded goblet. The Captain notices the flag and mutters a curse under his breath. “Not Shieldings. Anything but Shieldings . . .”
Suddenly, with a grand BOOM, a cannonball is fired. It arcs through the sky trailing strange green fire before striking the ship just a few feet from the steering wheel, burying itself in the wood.
Everyone nearby to the Captain, make a Dex save.
Captain: 11
Jody (ship cleric): 15
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The god larva, seeing the cannonball arcing towards the ship, sinks several 40 feet beneath the sea in preparation.
Im at the bow, "Oh you messed up b*^&#es (i can say it if I censor right)
Initiative roll: 14
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Mound’s voice is warm. “That coin is more than enough.” He takes the platinum and passes the electrum back to the ferret monster. “Welcome aboard the Bloody Barnacle. I do hope you enjoy your stay.”
*This interaction is far enough away from the wheel to be unaffected by the cannonball.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
That ricochets off the armor and flies into the sky. The scroll in your hand suddenly superheats, reading a new message “never try that again unless you wish to be struck by lightning.” Take 7 fire damage and make a dc 14 constitution save to avoid dropping the scroll
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*That’s fine, just don’t overuse it.*
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roll
I cant take fire damage so 2
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
I drop the scroll and quickly pick it back up hiding it in my suit.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
A plump gnome strides to the prow of his ship, carrying a large steel megaphone-like device.
The green fire is spreading, catching on to the wood quicker than any ordinary flames.
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One of the Kuo Toa, the Archpriest, rises to the surface of the sea and summons a jet of water at the flames in an attempt to put it out.
Jody dodges out of the way of the cannonball, but the Captain is caught right in the center of it. He lets out an anguished scream and tears off his overcoat, attempting to rid himself of the flames.
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