I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
The clay begins to float, before a loud NOM noise is heard and Jeff eats it. He says it tastes like the most healthy clay he's tasted, and pretty tasty too. Not his favorite though...
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
The clay begins to float, before a loud NOM noise is heard and Jeff eats it. He says it tastes like the most healthy clay he's tasted, and pretty tasty too. Not his favorite though...
Not his favorite th-OH! He was saying it was good, just not the best clay! Alright, I see now.
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
The clay begins to float, before a loud NOM noise is heard and Jeff eats it. He says it tastes like the most healthy clay he's tasted, and pretty tasty too. Not his favorite though...
Not his favorite th-OH! He was saying it was good, just not the best clay! Alright, I see now.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
We must try again. Perhaps something more savory, to dial down the sweetness? Perhaps spice?
Good idea...
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*comes back with a clipboard* Jeff says his favorite color is in there, and he tastes it the most. It's the best clay he's ever tasted, but the exact color that's his favorite is still unknown.
(Before I was just winging it but now I found a very particular color that's Jeff's favorite)
But since it's so close and y'all are at least trying hard, I'm giving Gonzalo that promotion to Clay Scavenger. Congratulations! We're getting closer and closer to finding Jeff's favorite color of clay. Praise Jeff!
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The platypuses dance around, adding taco seasoning, making it taste similar to fajitas.
Subtract 8
Okay... getting closer...
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Alright, so, we have the colors of the rainbow. One of them is his favorite, and the rest are... not. Rainbow with primarily Orange (I imagine Orange is spice) got the closest, so let's go with... RED!
Alright, so, we have the colors of the rainbow. One of them is his favorite, and the rest are... not. Rainbow with primarily Orange (I imagine Orange is spice) got the closest, so let's go with... RED!
11
Add 1
Oof, not too good.
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I got to go eat lunch. Keep experimenting without me! [vanishes]
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I got to go eat lunch. Keep experimenting without me! [vanishes]
Goodbye!
Current findings:
Orange: Close
Red: Worst thing in the world.
Yellow:
37
Subtract 4
Heyyy!!! Another 33!
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Taste: Taco-seasoned platypus icing with one sneeze(33)
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
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Not his favorite th-OH! He was saying it was good, just not the best clay! Alright, I see now.
Scale of 1-30 (has to be exactly 30): 36
*Gulp*
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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YESSS!!!!!!! Oh wait no. NOOOO!!!!
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The Loom(my first thread)
GAH! IT TASTED TOO SWEET!
We must try again. Perhaps something more savory, to dial down the sweetness? Perhaps spice?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Good idea...
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
*comes back with a clipboard* Jeff says his favorite color is in there, and he tastes it the most. It's the best clay he's ever tasted, but the exact color that's his favorite is still unknown.
(Before I was just winging it but now I found a very particular color that's Jeff's favorite)
But since it's so close and y'all are at least trying hard, I'm giving Gonzalo that promotion to Clay Scavenger. Congratulations! We're getting closer and closer to finding Jeff's favorite color of clay. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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41
The platypuses dance around, adding taco seasoning, making it taste similar to fajitas.
Subtract 8
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Okay... getting closer...
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
33! So close, yet so far...
(We're trying to hit 30 exactly still)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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I'll add onion powder and two sneezes to it...
What is the formula for the rolling?
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Alright, so, we have the colors of the rainbow. One of them is his favorite, and the rest are... not. Rainbow with primarily Orange (I imagine Orange is spice) got the closest, so let's go with... RED!
13
Add 4
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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What
the
actual
heck
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Oof, not too good.
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The Loom(my first thread)
I got to go eat lunch. Keep experimenting without me! [vanishes]
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Oh, it changed the dice roll. We'll go with the first one.
Ok, so Red is clearly not his favorite color. Yellow, maybe? Sour?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Goodbye!
Current findings:
Orange: Close
Red: Worst thing in the world.
Yellow:
33
Subtract 1
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Heyyy!!! Another 33!
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
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The Loom(my first thread)
I'm back!
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
So we have:
Shape: TGEQTGGSH(30)
Color: Yellow(33)
Taste: Taco-seasoned platypus icing with one sneeze(33)
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Alright, what color should we test next?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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