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I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
I have an idea for an event, where its as many people as we can get against Jeff. If they beat him, everyone gets a big prize. It could be called the Jeff Raid or something.
I'll ask Jeff. *Closes eye for a second* He's fine with that, we wouldn't be able to hurt him with our feeble weapons anyways, it'd just be a friendly sparring match. The statblock link isn't working, though, idk what's up with that.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Wow! This truly is an amazing cult! I have been reading the origins of this cult, and would formally request to become a Clay scavenger! I know that Jeff's favourite shape is the QUASI-TRUNCATED GREAT GRAND STELLATED HECATONICOSACHORON, but has his favourite type of clay been determined?
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Wow! This truly is an amazing cult! I have been reading the origins of this cult, and would formally request to become a Clay scavenger! I know that Jeff's favourite shape is the QUASI-TRUNCATED GREAT GRAND STELLATED HECATONICOSACHORON, but has his favourite type of clay been determined?
We have not found his favorite flavor yet. Since you just joined, if you can help find his favorite flavor you'll be promoted to Clay Scavenger!
(That reminds me that we need to expand the amount of people allowed in ranks at least soon since we have a lot of people.)
Okay! If I remember correctly, Tibetan red-earth clay is the closest type of clay to Jeff's faourite! But, we have not tested Tibeten green-earth clay!
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
As you bring in the TGEQTGGSH, I, seeing its greatness, sneak forward and steal a bite.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
I gasp! "How dare yee! This clay is meant for Jeff and Jeff only! Eating clay is sacrilege! Thou must not steal clay from Jeff! How dare yee!" I yank back the hand with the TGEQTGGSH, and slap you across the face. "Bad cultist! Bad!"
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
The clay begins to float, before a loud NOM noise is heard and Jeff eats it. He says it tastes like the most healthy clay he's tasted, and pretty tasty too. Not his favorite though...
... I rush back to my makeshift lab, muttering how this shouldn't be possible, about the natural superiority of Tibeten Green-earth clay, and start analizing other forms of clay.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I gasp! "How dare yee! This clay is meant for Jeff and Jeff only! Eating clay is sacrilege! Thou must not steal clay from Jeff! How dare yee!" I yank back the hand with the TGEQTGGSH, and slap you across the face. "Bad cultist! Bad!"
I immediately remorse, sprinting out of Roombaloft to search for clay to appease the Destined Dust Destroyer.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
I gasp! "How dare yee! This clay is meant for Jeff and Jeff only! Eating clay is sacrilege! Thou must not steal clay from Jeff! How dare yee!" I yank back the hand with the TGEQTGGSH, and slap you across the face. "Bad cultist! Bad!"
I immediately remorse, sprinting out of Roombaloft to search for clay to appease the Destined Dust Destroyer.
... I rush back to my makeshift lab, muttering how this shouldn't be possible, about the natural superiority of Tibeten Green-earth clay, and start analizing other forms of clay.
Back from my travels, I hand you a collection of EQTGGSH, of all the colors of the rainbow, and all the combinations in between.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
PRAISE JEFF!!!!!!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
You have returned! Your account, it is functional?!
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
PRAISE JEFF! PRAISE JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!!!!!
Yep! Arch's is, too! Their accounts were set to December 18th for last active for some reason, and now that that day passed they can post again!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/4855627-jeff-the-evil-omnipotent-roomba
Boop.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Jeff Jeff Jeff
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
PRAISE JEFF!
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
Praise Jeff! It seems I have wandered onto a respectible cult! I too enjoy praising morally challenged cleaning instruments!
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
1. Fixed the statblock link.
2. The Jeff Cult reached 30 members (31 if you count Jeff!)
3.
Make that 31/32! Welcome to the cult, Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wow! This truly is an amazing cult! I have been reading the origins of this cult, and would formally request to become a Clay scavenger! I know that Jeff's favourite shape is the QUASI-TRUNCATED GREAT GRAND STELLATED HECATONICOSACHORON, but has his favourite type of clay been determined?
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
We have not found his favorite flavor yet. Since you just joined, if you can help find his favorite flavor you'll be promoted to Clay Scavenger!
(That reminds me that we need to expand the amount of people allowed in ranks at least soon since we have a lot of people.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Okay! If I remember correctly, Tibetan red-earth clay is the closest type of clay to Jeff's faourite! But, we have not tested Tibeten green-earth clay!
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I travel far and wide, searching for the illusive Tibeten green-earth clay, when. finally, in some remote riverbed, I find it. I quickly travel back to the gates Roombaloft (yes thats what i'm naming the castle/place we live) and annouce my findings to the Clay Scavengers. I quickly bake up a Tibeten Green-Earth Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachoron, or TGEQTGGSH for short. Tentatively, I step towards the Great Lord Jeff, the Consumer of Clay, He Who Heralds the End of All Things Dust, and feed him the TGEQTGGSH.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
As you bring in the TGEQTGGSH, I, seeing its greatness, sneak forward and steal a bite.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
I gasp! "How dare yee! This clay is meant for Jeff and Jeff only! Eating clay is sacrilege! Thou must not steal clay from Jeff! How dare yee!" I yank back the hand with the TGEQTGGSH, and slap you across the face. "Bad cultist! Bad!"
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Jeff is the roombiest roomba to ever room. Ba.
Jeff is everything.
All there is. It's all Jeff.
Jeff is the reason we exist.
Praise Jeff.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
*sorry for being so late, had to go*
The clay begins to float, before a loud NOM noise is heard and Jeff eats it. He says it tastes like the most healthy clay he's tasted, and pretty tasty too. Not his favorite though...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
... I rush back to my makeshift lab, muttering how this shouldn't be possible, about the natural superiority of Tibeten Green-earth clay, and start analizing other forms of clay.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I immediately remorse, sprinting out of Roombaloft to search for clay to appease the Destined Dust Destroyer.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Hello! I'm assuming you want to join?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Back from my travels, I hand you a collection of EQTGGSH, of all the colors of the rainbow, and all the combinations in between.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)