Sorry if I ninja anyone, but here are the results!
1. Who was the first pitiful mortal to attempt to stop Jeff's reign on DDB? (Not a forum user) Answer: A. Superhero
2.Could a Room baa? Answer: (D) No, but a tin can (reference to The Impossible Quiz)
3. What page of Twist the Wish was Jeff introduced? Hint: It's in the 400-500 range. Answer: 488
4. There is a trolley that is about to crash into Jeff The Evil Roomba. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, killing 5 people instead. Do you pull the lever? Answer: As Paco said, the trolley isn't of any danger to Jeff whatsoever-- it wouldn't even scratch him and yeah he could just eat it. So don't pull the lever. (Unless they're heretics in which case do, but this question assumes they're either regular people or Jeff Cult
5. What is the level 10 ability for the Jeff warlock subclass? Answer: (B) Roomba Infusion
6. What is the best way to prepare clay? (C) Morph it into shapes beyond our mortal comprehension
7. Two roombas, Roomba A and Roomba B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Roomba A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Roomba B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Answer: (D) 32.058 minutes I just ripped this off from the Undertale quiz show lol
8. What is Jeff's favorite color of clay? (Closest wins) I looked up octarine and it said greenish-yellow-purple, so since it would simultaneously win and lose I'll just go with red. Gato wins this.
9. This one is just straight luck, roll a d100 and whoever rolls the highest gets the points in the event of a tie. May Jeff bless the dice Paco rolled highest but doesn't really matter since there was no tie
10. How much clay could a Roomba Roomba if a Roomba could Roomba clay? Open ended, provide as much explanation as possible Paco provided the best explanation. It's glorious, I have no other words.
Alright, now the clay cooking competition begins! You have until probably about 8:00 PM EST to make a post describing the most delicious clay Jeff has ever played his eldritch eyes upon! Good luck to you all!
My new creation, break's human comprehension, but I'll dum it down for us mere mortals. I mold the clay, into small circles, pressing a J into each one. I one different varieties of clay for each one, making each one different colors. I call them Jshkittles! Also, I'm working on Jeminems.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I just realized I forgot to replace train in the last few sentences of the Roomba A and Roomba B one. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. But whatever that day's already over.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I just realized I forgot to replace train in the last few sentences of the Roomba A and Roomba B one. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. But whatever that day's already over.
Who won?
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I just realized I forgot to replace train in the last few sentences of the Roomba A and Roomba B one. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. But whatever that day's already over.
Who won?
For the quiz? If your counting is correct then you win, lemme check
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I just realized I forgot to replace train in the last few sentences of the Roomba A and Roomba B one. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. But whatever that day's already over.
Who won?
For the quiz? If your counting is correct then you win, lemme check
Ooooh
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Well, as the Clay Experimentor, I think I'll win this one as well!
I cut four even sized lumps of Tibetan Red Earth Clay into Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons and set them into the kiln to bake. Using the rest f the Tibetan Red Earth Clay, I mold six figurines of Jeff, and place them to the side to be used later. Then, I create an ultraviolet base coat of powdered clay, and mix in some brighter infrareds to even out the hues. I add a sprinkle of Eldritch Powder, collected from the dustbin of the great Roomba itself. I evenly coat all six figurines with the mixture, and then take the Tibetan Red Earth Clay Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons out of the kiln, placing the figurines in the kiln. I then perform an esoteric chant, imbuing the Clay with the Essence of Cleanliness, and multiple ever-peering eyes are pressed into the Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons. I take the six figurines out of the kiln, and push my hand into fourth dimensional space, connecting the attoms of the Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons with each other, and imbuing the power of the six figurines into them, forming one singular Shape. And oh, what a glorious Shape it is. I send the Shape into the kiln, and set it on Eldritch Horror mode, and make sure to set the fourth dimensional containment dial to the max. I wait twenty minutes, before pulling the Shape out of the kiln, and presenting it to Jeff.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hehe, can hardly believe this things still active.
Been a good long time...
Why yes it has!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
How dare you insult the cult of Jeff which I have an alliance with >:(
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Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
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My new creation, break's human comprehension, but I'll dum it down for us mere mortals. I mold the clay, into small circles, pressing a J into each one. I one different varieties of clay for each one, making each one different colors. I call them Jshkittles! Also, I'm working on Jeminems.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
I got 5 points, and i think you got four? paco?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I just realized I forgot to replace train in the last few sentences of the Roomba A and Roomba B one. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. But whatever that day's already over.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Who won?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
For the quiz? If your counting is correct then you win, lemme check
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ooooh
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Gato: 5/10
Paco: 5/10
Wait I think you guys might have actually tied, Paco rolled higher so he wins! Congrats
So far the winners are Gonzalo on day one and Paco on day 2.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, as the Clay Experimentor, I think I'll win this one as well!
I cut four even sized lumps of Tibetan Red Earth Clay into Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons and set them into the kiln to bake. Using the rest f the Tibetan Red Earth Clay, I mold six figurines of Jeff, and place them to the side to be used later. Then, I create an ultraviolet base coat of powdered clay, and mix in some brighter infrareds to even out the hues. I add a sprinkle of Eldritch Powder, collected from the dustbin of the great Roomba itself. I evenly coat all six figurines with the mixture, and then take the Tibetan Red Earth Clay Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons out of the kiln, placing the figurines in the kiln. I then perform an esoteric chant, imbuing the Clay with the Essence of Cleanliness, and multiple ever-peering eyes are pressed into the Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons. I take the six figurines out of the kiln, and push my hand into fourth dimensional space, connecting the attoms of the Quasi-Truncated Great Grand Stellated Hecatonicosachorons with each other, and imbuing the power of the six figurines into them, forming one singular Shape. And oh, what a glorious Shape it is. I send the Shape into the kiln, and set it on Eldritch Horror mode, and make sure to set the fourth dimensional containment dial to the max. I wait twenty minutes, before pulling the Shape out of the kiln, and presenting it to Jeff.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hehe, can hardly believe this things still active.
Been a good long time...
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Why yes it has!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Uhoh Sordidas back and is gonna attack us this Saturday oh no ahhhh oh no ah
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hehehe
*Evil hand rubbing*
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Oh no whatever shall we dooooo
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Gasp!
Is it gonna be like an attack on the thread or are they gonna raid the Gartic Phone orrrrr
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
oh yeah
we got gartic phone that day
Can we reschedule the raid? Does Sunday work? What's going on Sunday? Is anything going on Sunday? What is Sunday? Was I supposed to eat the hallucinogenic fifth deminsional hyperclay? I can taste ultraviolet
It tastes like gibbering mouthers
or mothering Gibbers
gibberingngaidagnfdfg
JLAKSDfjgaedrsafGdc
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I'm an appliance
Jeff is an appliance
We have an alliance
Of appliances
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Yeah that'd probably be ideal since as far as I know Gartic Phone doesn't have a team mode (or more accurately 1vAlotofpeople)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Lmao
Sunday works for me, just expect a real fight you pesky claymongers
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
How dare you insult the cult of Jeff which I have an alliance with >:(
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)