Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
"Oh yeah this feels right," he mutters uncertainly. He grabs a few random food items off of the shelves as he makes a beeline for the door, and opens it.
He finds himself in a massive kitchen, with bustling cooks all around him, too busy to pay much attention to the warforged.
He experiences a mild sensory overload, then gets over it and smiles happily. "Time to test out my new tongue!" And he dunks his head in a pot of soup.
"STOP." Before he dunks his head in a pot of boiling hot soup, someone grabs him by the neck and throws him against the wall. A tall, rail-thin man with a flabby, humanoid mask stands before him.
"That is not how you conduct yourself in a professional kitchen!"
He groans mechanically, shaking his head to clear it before looking up at the man. His face becomes fearful. "Oh boy, I'm sorry, please forgive Daisy. I never get to eat."
He seems surprised by the man's strength. Daisy is pretty huge, and very strong himself.
*bump:)*
*Maybe. Only if you wanna continue, if not it's chill*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
*I think I have a character, will intro soon.*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*Maybe. Only if you wanna continue, if not it's chill*
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*Now that I think about it, does this tavern have any normal humanoid characters? Normal is relative, but still ;)*
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
*wendigo?*
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*me*
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)
*My character Benji Brasswood is human.*
Always two maybe three
*this needs a boink*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*I’d be up for a little thread necromancy*
Nueve is reading through a book of runes on the deck
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor