Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
"Oh yeah this feels right," he mutters uncertainly. He grabs a few random food items off of the shelves as he makes a beeline for the door, and opens it.
He finds himself in a massive kitchen, with bustling cooks all around him, too busy to pay much attention to the warforged.
He experiences a mild sensory overload, then gets over it and smiles happily. "Time to test out my new tongue!" And he dunks his head in a pot of soup.
"STOP." Before he dunks his head in a pot of boiling hot soup, someone grabs him by the neck and throws him against the wall. A tall, rail-thin man with a flabby, humanoid mask stands before him.
"That is not how you conduct yourself in a professional kitchen!"
He groans mechanically, shaking his head to clear it before looking up at the man. His face becomes fearful. "Oh boy, I'm sorry, please forgive Daisy. I never get to eat."
He seems surprised by the man's strength. Daisy is pretty huge, and very strong himself.
*bump:)*
*Maybe. Only if you wanna continue, if not it's chill*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
A small kobold boards the ship, with his spectacles at the very end of his snout. He carries a book with him, wears fancy dragon robes, and has a pseudodragon with him. His name is Lrylb Jhinko, but everyone calls him "Bookwyrm".
*Hi! My alternate account is that Grist_The_Hunger_Tide guy, but that account is not available anymore for some reason, so this is the account I'll be using.*
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I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
*Hi! My alternate account is that Grist_The_Hunger_Tide guy, but that account is not available anymore for some reason, so this is the account I'll be using.*
*Oh! I'm sorry to hear that!*
*I'll try and interact with you on Lord's Rest soon, but I'm working on a character right now that I'm really excited about. When I'm done with him, I'll RP if you're still on.*
*It may take a bit, but I'm hoping that this guy will be worth it.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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*I think I have a character, will intro soon.*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*Maybe. Only if you wanna continue, if not it's chill*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Now that I think about it, does this tavern have any normal humanoid characters? Normal is relative, but still ;)*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*wendigo?*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*My character Benji Brasswood is human.*
*this needs a boink*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*I’d be up for a little thread necromancy*
Nueve is reading through a book of runes on the deck
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*WOW!*
A small kobold boards the ship, with his spectacles at the very end of his snout. He carries a book with him, wears fancy dragon robes, and has a pseudodragon with him. His name is Lrylb Jhinko, but everyone calls him "Bookwyrm".
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
*I would love to bring this back sometime, if anyone is still interested. I could hold a Christmas event and everything.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*oh, absolutely! I would love that.*
*Actually, a Gut 2.5 might be in order. What do you all think?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*sounds lovely! If you want help, I can help!*
*I’d dig that*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*sounds good*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*That would be awesome! Also howdy Arch! Long time no see.*
*I'd like that.*
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
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I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
*Welcome, new person!*
*Nice to meet you!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Hi! My alternate account is that Grist_The_Hunger_Tide guy, but that account is not available anymore for some reason, so this is the account I'll be using.*
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
*Oh! I'm sorry to hear that!*
*I'll try and interact with you on Lord's Rest soon, but I'm working on a character right now that I'm really excited about. When I'm done with him, I'll RP if you're still on.*
*It may take a bit, but I'm hoping that this guy will be worth it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.