Bagel Steve:Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time. Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough:Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy. Stats:Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
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STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
Who would win in a fight?
Bagel Steve: Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time.
Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough: Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy.
Stats: Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
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Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Can I be a bagel paladin?
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
as a bagel priest, I bestow you THE POWER
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
As a bagel arch priest, I am also here, but Himy already handled it.