Bagel Steve:Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time. Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough:Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy. Stats:Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
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If you're reading this, then you've probably managed to catch me in the ten or so minutes every few weeks that I check in on my favourite rainbow bowl of randoms. Or you're looking at my older messages. If so, then stop, time travel is illegal here
If you're reading this, then you've probably managed to catch me in the ten or so minutes every few weeks that I check in on my favourite rainbow bowl of randoms. Or you're looking at my older messages. If so, then stop, time travel is illegal here
Who would win in a fight?
Bagel Steve: Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time.
Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough: Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy.
Stats: Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
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*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
If you're reading this, then you've probably managed to catch me in the ten or so minutes every few weeks that I check in on my favourite rainbow bowl of randoms. Or you're looking at my older messages. If so, then stop, time travel is illegal here
I like talking even though I suck at it
BISEXUAL
Sulfur is the best game ever made, fight me
Can I be a bagel paladin?
If you're reading this, then you've probably managed to catch me in the ten or so minutes every few weeks that I check in on my favourite rainbow bowl of randoms. Or you're looking at my older messages. If so, then stop, time travel is illegal here
I like talking even though I suck at it
BISEXUAL
Sulfur is the best game ever made, fight me
as a bagel priest, I bestow you THE POWER
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
As a bagel arch priest, I am also here, but Himy already handled it.