Bagel Steve:Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time. Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough:Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy. Stats:Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Who would win in a fight?
Bagel Steve: Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time.
Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough: Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy.
Stats: Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
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DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Can I be a bagel paladin?
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
as a bagel priest, I bestow you THE POWER
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
As a bagel arch priest, I am also here, but Himy already handled it.