Bagel Steve:Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time. Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough:Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy. Stats:Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Who would win in a fight?
Bagel Steve: Description: An ordinary man made of baked bagel dough, who recently took up boxing in his spare time.
Stats: Strength: B+ Intelligence: C Taste: A+ Paper Airplanes: F-
K'araztar, Lich Prince of the Twisting Dough: Description: Elder heir to the bagel throne, expert in bagel magic and combat but incredibly mouldy.
Stats: Strength: A Intelligence: S Taste: C- Paper Airplanes: F-
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*In a Scottish accent* BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BAGELS! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAIN THE UNHOLY SKIBIDI TOILET CULT! SHARPEN YE BAGLE BLADES, SLATHER EM IN THE SPREAD OF YOUR CHOICE AND PREPARE…FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Mmm, bagels and strawberry jam... Pretty much my everyday breakfast these days.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Can I be a bagel paladin?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
as a bagel priest, I bestow you THE POWER
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
As a bagel arch priest, I am also here, but Himy already handled it.