*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*l
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
(what wouldn't be below your standards that you'd do to keep it alive?)
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*l
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
[Counterpoint: The use of giant Evangelion-style mechs with speakers and projectors dispatched across the globe in order to spread awareness of the thread. I'd gladly allow that lmao]
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*l
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
[Counterpoint: The use of giant Evangelion-style mechs with speakers and projectors dispatched across the globe in order to spread awareness of the thread. I'd gladly allow that lmao]
(I think I'd cry tears of laughter if I saw that)
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*l
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
[Counterpoint: The use of giant Evangelion-style mechs with speakers and projectors dispatched across the globe in order to spread awareness of the thread. I'd gladly allow that lmao]
(I think I'd cry tears of laughter if I saw that)
[Just imagine some rural town in the middle of nowhere, somewhere super far flung that barely ever gets any visitors, and suddenly a giant titan appears yelling about threads and taverns in a language they don't understand, whilst also flashing images of examples all across the tranquil countryside, before jetting off to the next location and destroying most of the village in the process.
The village doesn't even have internet access, and nobody programmed the bot to visit there.]
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*l
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
[Counterpoint: The use of giant Evangelion-style mechs with speakers and projectors dispatched across the globe in order to spread awareness of the thread. I'd gladly allow that lmao]
(I think I'd cry tears of laughter if I saw that)
[Just imagine some rural town in the middle of nowhere, somewhere super far flung that barely ever gets any visitors, and suddenly a giant titan appears yelling about threads and taverns in a language they don't understand, whilst also flashing images of examples all across the tranquil countryside, before jetting off to the next location and destroying most of the village in the process.
The village doesn't even have internet access, and nobody programmed the bot to visit there.]
(and then the town priest shouts that was the wrath of god or something)
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A massive man in a strange suit, all decorated in bones and coal dust almost indistinguishable from his actual skin, enters through the front door, looking outright jolly despite the horrors he must have seen coming in. Other possessed folks would probably see the smoggy imps crawling all over and around him. He wears no shirt under his coat, proudly displaying his bulky form underneath. A huge cleaver hangs where most would carry a revolver, and he covers burn scars on his face with a deer skull mask under his top hat.
To sum it up, he dresses like a witch doctor and is built like a strongman, probably weighing over 350 while able to lift four times that. "Ey, Hoss, you mind if I make a dramatic entrance?" His accent is thick and southern, his tone respectful and playful in equal measure.
A massive man in a strange suit, all decorated in bones and coal dust almost indistinguishable from his actual skin, enters through the front door, looking outright jolly despite the horrors he must have seen coming in. Other possessed folks would probably see the smoggy imps crawling all over and around him. He wears no shirt under his coat, proudly displaying his bulky form underneath. A huge cleaver hangs where most would carry a revolver, and he covers burn scars on his face with a deer skull mask under his top hat.
To sum it up, he dresses like a witch doctor and is built like a strongman, probably weighing over 350 while able to lift four times that. "Ey, Hoss, you mind if I make a dramatic entrance?" His accent is thick and southern, his tone respectful and playful in equal measure.
Ned looks up and sees the massive man and says howdy you a stranger round these parts?
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A massive man in a strange suit, all decorated in bones and coal dust almost indistinguishable from his actual skin, enters through the front door, looking outright jolly despite the horrors he must have seen coming in. Other possessed folks would probably see the smoggy imps crawling all over and around him. He wears no shirt under his coat, proudly displaying his bulky form underneath. A huge cleaver hangs where most would carry a revolver, and he covers burn scars on his face with a deer skull mask under his top hat.
To sum it up, he dresses like a witch doctor and is built like a strongman, probably weighing over 350 while able to lift four times that. "Ey, Hoss, you mind if I make a dramatic entrance?" His accent is thick and southern, his tone respectful and playful in equal measure.
Ned looks up and sees the massive man and says howdy you a stranger round these parts?
*Remember to use quotation marks*
"Yessir. I heard a lot about this place, and I thought my skills would do some good."
A massive man in a strange suit, all decorated in bones and coal dust almost indistinguishable from his actual skin, enters through the front door, looking outright jolly despite the horrors he must have seen coming in. Other possessed folks would probably see the smoggy imps crawling all over and around him. He wears no shirt under his coat, proudly displaying his bulky form underneath. A huge cleaver hangs where most would carry a revolver, and he covers burn scars on his face with a deer skull mask under his top hat.
To sum it up, he dresses like a witch doctor and is built like a strongman, probably weighing over 350 while able to lift four times that. "Ey, Hoss, you mind if I make a dramatic entrance?" His accent is thick and southern, his tone respectful and playful in equal measure.
Ned looks up and sees the massive man and says howdy you a stranger round these parts?
*Remember to use quotation marks*
"Yessir. I heard a lot about this place, and I thought my skills would do some good."
"Ned nods and extends his hand out and says names ned flanders call me ned you should be careful around these parts stranger you never know what may lurk in the darkness"
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
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*Yay, Wild West themed stuff.*
*You know, I've made a lot of butcher characters recently... but why stop now?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*If it ain’t broke don’t fix it*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*Instructions unclear; made a barbecue witch doctor*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Spirit Concept: Enenra*
*Hundreds of tiny, seemingly insignificant smoke demons collected over a lifetime of working with flames. They allow for the creation of illusions by manipulating the sensory effects of smoke, and they can also un-burn objects and creatures, reversing destruction caused by high temperatures. Useful for fixing overcooked briskets and saving documents people assumed destroyed.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Man I don’t know what to do here, so many ideas, I want to make something original, but I don’t know how. I will need some time.*
[That’s awesome dude I love it!]
[No worries dude, take your time, the thread ain’t going anywhere (unless it dies overnight, please don’t let this happen lmao)]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
(I think it will last awhile man)
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*This thing ain’t dying until I do*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
(why do I feel like you'd make bots to keep this alive if nobody else goes on it?)
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*I’m insulted that you would think I would stoop that low. I have standards, and the usage of bots in any sense is so far below them*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
(what wouldn't be below your standards that you'd do to keep it alive?)
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
[Counterpoint: The use of giant Evangelion-style mechs with speakers and projectors dispatched across the globe in order to spread awareness of the thread. I'd gladly allow that lmao]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
(I think I'd cry tears of laughter if I saw that)
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
[Just imagine some rural town in the middle of nowhere, somewhere super far flung that barely ever gets any visitors, and suddenly a giant titan appears yelling about threads and taverns in a language they don't understand, whilst also flashing images of examples all across the tranquil countryside, before jetting off to the next location and destroying most of the village in the process.
The village doesn't even have internet access, and nobody programmed the bot to visit there.]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
(and then the town priest shouts that was the wrath of god or something)
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A massive man in a strange suit, all decorated in bones and coal dust almost indistinguishable from his actual skin, enters through the front door, looking outright jolly despite the horrors he must have seen coming in. Other possessed folks would probably see the smoggy imps crawling all over and around him. He wears no shirt under his coat, proudly displaying his bulky form underneath. A huge cleaver hangs where most would carry a revolver, and he covers burn scars on his face with a deer skull mask under his top hat.
To sum it up, he dresses like a witch doctor and is built like a strongman, probably weighing over 350 while able to lift four times that. "Ey, Hoss, you mind if I make a dramatic entrance?" His accent is thick and southern, his tone respectful and playful in equal measure.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Ned looks up and sees the massive man and says howdy you a stranger round these parts?
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
*Remember to use quotation marks*
"Yessir. I heard a lot about this place, and I thought my skills would do some good."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Ned nods and extends his hand out and says names ned flanders call me ned you should be careful around these parts stranger you never know what may lurk in the darkness"
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself