<Wait, is there anyone on this server that's on my side?>
<Anyone willing to make an alliance..?>
<Anyone...>
<Please...>
<My 27 power troops are not strong enough!>
*don't care you abused the system you must die*
*death to the city with 6 plantations*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You are greeted by an army of servants, all dressed in fine, white robes and red turbans. They escort you, along with a troop of armored guards into the courtroom of the castle. There they announce you, your entourage, your city, your kingdom, and all your titles to the gathered nobles. All along the sides of the room are low tables that barely come up to your knees which are heavily laden with platters of brown rice and lamb meat, roasted goat, simmering soups, and dumplings flavored with exotic spices. Almost everything hear leaves a spicy taint on your tongue. Steaming pots of tea are ever present, as soon as one begins to lose its steam it is instantly replaced by a servant whose entire duty is to handle the boiling of the tea water.
Thick carpets covered in fantastic designs of soldiers slaying lions, Bisonboar hunts, raging elephants, dancing women, blooming flowers, twisting vines, and elegant birds cover certain sections of the floor, but there is not a single chair in the entire hall. Behind the carpeted dais is a detailed mosaic of an amalgamation of hands grasping arms grasping hands grasping arms with fingers intertwined in complex patterns.
The Tayr himself wades through the crowd, towering over almost anyone he passes by. His long black hair flows down his back and a short golden crown-band is bound around his forehead. He wears a maroon robe hemmed in gold and patterned with golden stars. Each newcomer is introduced to him personally and he thanks each guest for coming.
<Heh heh, missed this.>
Arpo, of course, walks right up to the Tayr and demands, "Where are the chairs?"
Prompting Bonde to immediately cut him off, saying, "Pardon my... acquaintance. He is a very straightforward man."
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
Maja and Khassahd seem to be doing similar, admiring the architecture of the hall.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hi! Be not afraid, just needed your attention. I Hadn’t anticipated someone reach metropolis so quickly, so I have a compromise: you go back to city, which would still put you ahead of everybody I believe, just Make it a bit more fair.*
<Already done. I don't think I'm going to last much longer, however...>
*I’ll… try and calm down the bloodthirsty monsters trying to kill you for having the largest settlement.*
Bananer is already on board so is Lydia and cyno and why probably will join me so don't even try
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
<Now's my chance!>
Bonde walks up to her. "Hello there. How are you?"
on a logistical level, you always knew Uralll was bigger than a normal giant of his age, but amongst human-sized architecture and amenities, he truly is.... well, enormous. he and his interpreter walk up to the Tayr, drop their arms to the sides and turn their palms out. Uralll speaks to the interpreter.
The Tayr is unnaturally tall himself, standing around nine feet in height, though he is dwarfed compared to you. "I'm glad my messenger reached your kingdom so far to the north. It must have been quite the journey to come all the way down here."
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
<Wait, is there anyone on this server that's on my side?>
<Anyone willing to make an alliance..?>
<Anyone...>
<Please...>
<My 27 power troops are not strong enough!>
*don't care you abused the system you must die*
*death to the city with 6 plantations*
*GUYS THE PROBLEM IS FIXED*
*put down your swords, gosh darn it!*
<It's fine, you don't really have to do this Arch. I'm pretty sure that these guys have been looking for a fight for a while and I unfortunately just got caught in their sights. I fear there is nothing we- I, can do.>
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
<Now's my chance!>
Bonde walks up to her. "Hello there. How are you?"
Even one ally isn't enough you incurred the wrath of the alliance of the wild
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
He lets out a low pitched sound, almost a cross between a laugh and a purr. “Unfortunately, we have very few vessels that can withstand the pull of the water into the depths below, but I am grateful nonetheless for what I was given. My supervisor has heard of a new settlement of sorts emerging recently down this swamp path, and I- well I volunteered to explore this area and map it.” The centurian says, seemingly proud of himself. “As for trade, not currently, but absolutely when supplies arrive! We have been out connecting with our neighbors, which has kept us quite busy.” The centurian straights up a bit, tail flicking. “Ah, quite rude of me, but I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Rakshahd, of Rhagoan. It is a pleasure to meet you.” He bows again a little, the stupid grin still on his face. “And while I may not have goods to trade, my friend, I do come bearing gifts!” Rakshahd unhooks his saddle bag and hands it over, unclipping the clasp.
“Good day, Rakshahd!” The sounds of the name slip easily through the crocodilian’s fanged smile. “We’d happily sell you a superior vessel, but it looks unlikely that you’re keeping a few helpers in that little boat of yours. We have similar goals, and gifts are always appreciated. We’d have some for you, but I’m afraid you caught us unprepared for visitors… but we do have food on the go and discussions to be had, if you’ll join us.”
“I would love to! Gifts are made to be given without repayment- I expect nothing in return by any means. On behalf of our beloved madjai, Khassahn.” Rakshahd bows again. “As for food though… I would never turn down the offer!”
“Unless it was poisoned, or utterly disgusting, of course.” They let out a hissing laugh. “This way.” The crocodilian leads Rakshahd to barely twenty metres from the bank, to what turns out to be a false front of a house - curved in its construction so anyone stood behind it is invisible from the river, but has full field of vision upstream and downstream. From the biped-shaped hole in the ground, it looks like the crocodilian had.. buried themself in the dirt, next to a small clay pot turned upside down presumably over a cooking fire. They grab it and flip it over quickly, revealing a hearty-looking meal of numerous tuber-like vegetables and indeterminate meat, all surrounded by a viscous brown sauce. A gust of hot, thoroughly spiced air wafts into Rakshahd’s face, and the crocodilian offers him a wooden ladle halfway between a spoon and a bowl in size, with a small spout presumably to sip from. “Help yourself.”
*screw Gonzalo I'm going after Platy first anyone who wants to help is welcome to*
*take my 21 MP troops 💥*
*I'll help*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
Nikorev, ambassador to the Autarch, manages to simultaneously wander and purposefully move in the Grand Architect’s direction. “Forgive me.. but I have never seen your like before. Would it be too much to ask to be introduced?”
“Unless it was poisoned, or utterly disgusting, of course.” They let out a hissing laugh. “This way.” The crocodilian leads Rakshahd to barely twenty metres from the bank, to what turns out to be a false front of a house - curved in its construction so anyone stood behind it is invisible from the river, but has full field of vision upstream and downstream. From the biped-shaped hole in the ground, it looks like the crocodilian had.. buried themself in the dirt, next to a small clay pot turned upside down presumably over a cooking fire. They grab it and flip it over quickly, revealing a hearty-looking meal of numerous tuber-like vegetables and indeterminate meat, all surrounded by a viscous brown sauce. A gust of hot, thoroughly spiced air wafts into Rakshahd’s face, and the crocodilian offers him a wooden ladle halfway between a spoon and a bowl in size, with a small spout presumably to sip from. “Help yourself.”
“Ah, but my friend even then I would eat it as to be polite.” Rakshahd says with a smile, following them over to the building. As he smells the soup, his tail begins to sway a little, a pleased purring sound coming from the tiger’s throat. He gives his thanks then takes a sip, a rather large sip, sighing in relief. “Warm.. mm.. by any chance, do your people carry peppers and similar spices?” He asks, almost excitedly.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*screw Gonzalo I'm going after Platy first anyone who wants to help is welcome to*
*take my 21 MP troops 💥*
*I'll help*
<Help me? *Hopeful*>
*no*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
<Can we can have multiple of the same Important building?>
*yep!*
<And if I invest in 5 Great fields..? (when I increase my settlement size, that is)>
*well, you… certainly can! That’d be a fast way to grow an empire. I might have to put a limit of like, 2 of each building or something, Y’know, to prevent instant growth.*
*for platy*
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*death to the city with 6 plantations*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Grand Architect is looking around at the architecture around the Tayr's palace, though while they're doing so, they're also looking for other leaders to chat with- and perhaps ally with.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
<blp>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Maja and Khassahd seem to be doing similar, admiring the architecture of the hall.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Bananer is already on board so is Lydia and cyno and why probably will join me so don't even try
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*GUYS THE PROBLEM IS FIXED*
*put down your swords, gosh darn it!*
<Now's my chance!>
Bonde walks up to her. "Hello there. How are you?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
No
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"▎∏ᵭɘɘᵭ ïⱦ ᘺᥑ𐒡٫ Ꮟᕫⱦ ▎ ᘺΘᕫŀᵭ ∏Θⱦ 𝚖ï𐒡𐒡 ᥑ∏ ɘṾɘ∏ⱦ 𐒡ᕫⱦϾႬ ᥑ𐒡 ⱦႬï𐒡"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*there is no reason to go on a witch hunt against Platy please-*
<It's fine, you don't really have to do this Arch. I'm pretty sure that these guys have been looking for a fight for a while and I unfortunately just got caught in their sights. I fear there is nothing we- I, can do.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Even one ally isn't enough you incurred the wrath of the alliance of the wild
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
“Unless it was poisoned, or utterly disgusting, of course.” They let out a hissing laugh. “This way.” The crocodilian leads Rakshahd to barely twenty metres from the bank, to what turns out to be a false front of a house - curved in its construction so anyone stood behind it is invisible from the river, but has full field of vision upstream and downstream. From the biped-shaped hole in the ground, it looks like the crocodilian had.. buried themself in the dirt, next to a small clay pot turned upside down presumably over a cooking fire. They grab it and flip it over quickly, revealing a hearty-looking meal of numerous tuber-like vegetables and indeterminate meat, all surrounded by a viscous brown sauce. A gust of hot, thoroughly spiced air wafts into Rakshahd’s face, and the crocodilian offers him a wooden ladle halfway between a spoon and a bowl in size, with a small spout presumably to sip from. “Help yourself.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*I'll help*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Nikorev, ambassador to the Autarch, manages to simultaneously wander and purposefully move in the Grand Architect’s direction. “Forgive me.. but I have never seen your like before. Would it be too much to ask to be introduced?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*I'm on the fence about stopping it or destroying platy*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
“Ah, but my friend even then I would eat it as to be polite.” Rakshahd says with a smile, following them over to the building. As he smells the soup, his tail begins to sway a little, a pleased purring sound coming from the tiger’s throat. He gives his thanks then takes a sip, a rather large sip, sighing in relief. “Warm.. mm.. by any chance, do your people carry peppers and similar spices?” He asks, almost excitedly.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
<Help me? *Hopeful*>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*no*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*for platy*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ