The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
you can tell Omar wants to do some kind of crazy gymnastics routine to get to the library, but they walk normally, keeping pace with you. they notice the fangs, but don't say anything
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*not if I reach the treasure first you bumbuling buffoons!. floats by in my hot air balloon and laugh*
*Captain make sure to raid every treasure before Gonzalo gets there*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
you can tell Omar wants to do some kind of crazy gymnastics routine to get to the library, but they walk normally, keeping pace with you. they notice the fangs, but don't say anything
His mouth turns back to normal a moment later, cracks of green appearing on his skin for a moment before turning to normal. He makes it to a chair in the library, laying down his head and immediately falling asleep, snoring pretty loud.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He smiles at them, closing his book, “Good, how are you doing today Arpo?”
"Arpo is doing good! Arpo was racing with the Bringer of Food earlier!"
“Did you win? What am I saying, of course you won, didn’t you Arpo?”
"Oh course Arpo won! Arpo the fastest Harpy! Arpo win all the races! Arpo the best!"
“Of course you are Arpo, you’re the most helpful c the strongest, the fastest, the best.” He chuckles.
"Yeah! Are there any other books Sun Boy needs ARpo to get?"
“Maybe anything on all the major things that have happened recently?”
*Whoopsies didn't see this*
"Alright! Arpo can do!" Arpo flies away, and brings back a home-made looking journal.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
you can tell Omar wants to do some kind of crazy gymnastics routine to get to the library, but they walk normally, keeping pace with you. they notice the fangs, but don't say anything
His mouth turns back to normal a moment later, cracks of green appearing on his skin for a moment before turning to normal. He makes it to a chair in the library, laying down his head and immediately falling asleep, snoring pretty loud.
Omar takes off their vest and places it on Liam like a blanket, and begins to search the library
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
"Working on mapping this place down"
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*not if I reach the treasure first you bumbuling buffoons!. floats by in my hot air balloon and laugh*
*Captain make sure to raid every treasure before Gonzalo gets there*
*aren't you with gonzo in the boat? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
you can tell Omar wants to do some kind of crazy gymnastics routine to get to the library, but they walk normally, keeping pace with you. they notice the fangs, but don't say anything
His mouth turns back to normal a moment later, cracks of green appearing on his skin for a moment before turning to normal. He makes it to a chair in the library, laying down his head and immediately falling asleep, snoring pretty loud.
Omar takes off their vest and places it on Liam like a blanket, and begins to search the library
He smiles at them, closing his book, “Good, how are you doing today Arpo?”
"Arpo is doing good! Arpo was racing with the Bringer of Food earlier!"
“Did you win? What am I saying, of course you won, didn’t you Arpo?”
"Oh course Arpo won! Arpo the fastest Harpy! Arpo win all the races! Arpo the best!"
“Of course you are Arpo, you’re the most helpful c the strongest, the fastest, the best.” He chuckles.
"Yeah! Are there any other books Sun Boy needs ARpo to get?"
“Maybe anything on all the major things that have happened recently?”
*Whoopsies didn't see this*
"Alright! Arpo can do!" Arpo flies away, and brings back a home-made looking journal.
He takes the journal gingerly from them, “Thank you Arpo, really.” He begins reading the journal silentlyzs
"No problem! Arpo always willing to help!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
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*Sameeeeee*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
you can tell Omar wants to do some kind of crazy gymnastics routine to get to the library, but they walk normally, keeping pace with you. they notice the fangs, but don't say anything
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Working on mapping this place down"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Captain make sure to raid every treasure before Gonzalo gets there*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
His mouth turns back to normal a moment later, cracks of green appearing on his skin for a moment before turning to normal. He makes it to a chair in the library, laying down his head and immediately falling asleep, snoring pretty loud.
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Whoopsies didn't see this*
"Alright! Arpo can do!" Arpo flies away, and brings back a home-made looking journal.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Back in your day?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Omar takes off their vest and places it on Liam like a blanket, and begins to search the library
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*aren't you with gonzo in the boat? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He takes the journal gingerly from them, “Thank you Arpo, really.” He begins reading the journal silentlyzs
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Good place to end I’d say, nice one.*
"No problem! Arpo always willing to help!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life