As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
“No, it got robbed! That old man robbed me!”
"... You mean the old man you found in the forest? What did he say his name was?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
*how did arpo know?*
omar just kinda stands around awkwardly
*arpo knows everything. Arpo is on a familiar enough level t=with the gods that they tolerate the nicknames arpo gives them.*
Arpo returns with the book. "ARPO GOT IT TRAUMA MAKER!*
*that might be interesting. veeeeeeeerrryyy interesting*
omar grins "thanks arpo. hey, you never said if you wanted me to get you some food?"
"Arpo is okay. The Food Bringer give Arpo enough food as it is."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
“Who’s your godly parent?”
"I don't know. Probably the ice one though"
“I don’t know any ice gods. I’m the son of the worst god. Zeus. Gets rather lonely in my cabin.”
"Ugh... seriously sucks to be you" He looks to them again
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
"Oh, really? Strong enough for out there? That was.. Fast"
“The only thing stopping me was doubt. Now that I know I can be strong, I actually feel stronger. ‘Sides, I don’t want to be cooped up in camp my entire life cause daddy decided to make me.”
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
*how did arpo know?*
omar just kinda stands around awkwardly
*arpo knows everything. Arpo is on a familiar enough level t=with the gods that they tolerate the nicknames arpo gives them.*
Arpo returns with the book. "ARPO GOT IT TRAUMA MAKER!*
*that might be interesting. veeeeeeeerrryyy interesting*
omar grins "thanks arpo. hey, you never said if you wanted me to get you some food?"
"Arpo is okay. The Food Bringer give Arpo enough food as it is."
"glad to hear it arpo" Omar opens the book, skimming through it
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
“No, it got robbed! That old man robbed me!”
"... You mean the old man you found in the forest? What did he say his name was?"
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
“Who’s your godly parent?”
"I don't know. Probably the ice one though"
“I don’t know any ice gods. I’m the son of the worst god. Zeus. Gets rather lonely in my cabin.”
"Ugh... seriously sucks to be you" He looks to them again
*Evan is a guy* “Could be worse. But because I have a stronger god as a parent and attract more monsters, I’ve gotta stay here the whole year. I am so pissed.”
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
“No, it got robbed! That old man robbed me!”
"... You mean the old man you found in the forest? What did he say his name was?"
“George.”
"Hah. And you believed him? HE's totally a monster. Be gald he didn't steal your life as well."
Cordon turns t oleave, absentmindedly flipping a coin.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
"Oh, really? Strong enough for out there? That was.. Fast"
“The only thing stopping me was doubt. Now that I know I can be strong, I actually feel stronger. ‘Sides, I don’t want to be cooped up in camp my entire life cause daddy decided to make me.”
"Oh? Your dad took you here to camp?" *What lv is he?*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*They should rly have an option to show that something you put down marked as spam is not spam..... 7 [gp]ing times tryina prove. I put a word document from a while ago to show this has words but noooooooo... why is this thing like this?????*
"Hah. And you believed him? HE's totally a monster. Be gald he didn't steal your life as well."
Cordon turns t oleave, absentmindedly flipping a coin.
“Where did you get that?” Evan asks suspiciously.
"Hm? Nothing." Cordon turns around, showing you his empty palms.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
"Oh, really? Strong enough for out there? That was.. Fast"
“The only thing stopping me was doubt. Now that I know I can be strong, I actually feel stronger. ‘Sides, I don’t want to be cooped up in camp my entire life cause daddy decided to make me.”
"Oh? Your dad took you here to camp?" *What lv is he?*
“Nah. By make me, I meant conceive me. Make me alive. I dunno. I guess I’m a weirdo.” *5 now, I’ve been slowly upping him as he gets stronger.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"oh, I was talking with Liam" they point "over there, and I realized there was probably a book of minor gods in the library I could use to find whoever my mom is, based on something I allegedly did"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"... You mean the old man you found in the forest? What did he say his name was?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Arpo is okay. The Food Bringer give Arpo enough food as it is."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Ugh... seriously sucks to be you" He looks to them again
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“The only thing stopping me was doubt. Now that I know I can be strong, I actually feel stronger. ‘Sides, I don’t want to be cooped up in camp my entire life cause daddy decided to make me.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"glad to hear it arpo" Omar opens the book, skimming through it
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“George.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Evan is a guy* “Could be worse. But because I have a stronger god as a parent and attract more monsters, I’ve gotta stay here the whole year. I am so pissed.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Hah. And you believed him? HE's totally a monster. Be gald he didn't steal your life as well."
Cordon turns t oleave, absentmindedly flipping a coin.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Oh? Your dad took you here to camp?" *What lv is he?*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
(does anyone want to rp)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
*CUT WITH CAPATIN*
"So! What is Trauma Maker looking for?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Sure!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Where did you get that?” Evan asks suspiciously.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*They should rly have an option to show that something you put down marked as spam is not spam..... 7 [gp]ing times tryina prove. I put a word document from a while ago to show this has words but noooooooo... why is this thing like this?????*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Hm? Nothing." Cordon turns around, showing you his empty palms.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Nah. By make me, I meant conceive me. Make me alive. I dunno. I guess I’m a weirdo.” *5 now, I’ve been slowly upping him as he gets stronger.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
(who you want to play)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
*hehe Hermes head councilor Cordon*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"oh, I was talking with Liam" they point "over there, and I realized there was probably a book of minor gods in the library I could use to find whoever my mom is, based on something I allegedly did"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I could have sworn you had a coin in your hand.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!