“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
An angel falls from the sky,
”hello I am Bob I have come to inform you that A, your credit card has expired and B, Geluk has perished. If you wish to renew your credit card say “CREDIT” if you wish to restore Geluk to life say “RESTORE””
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
An angel falls from the sky,
”hello I am Bob I have come to inform you that A, your credit card has expired and B, Geluk has perished. If you wish to renew your credit card say “CREDIT” if you wish to restore Geluk to life say “RESTORE””
Feuer looks really confused. “He’s dead… RESTORE! Restore right now.” She pauses and adds “what is a credit card.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
“Eet’s not zat zey are ze Empire, eet’s zat zey are een eet. Eef I vas you, I vould start zere.” His accent seems to be getting stronger over time.
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
An angel falls from the sky,
”hello I am Bob I have come to inform you that A, your credit card has expired and B, Geluk has perished. If you wish to renew your credit card say “CREDIT” if you wish to restore Geluk to life say “RESTORE””
Feuer looks really confused. “He’s dead… RESTORE! Restore right now.” She pauses and adds “what is a credit card.”
Bob begins saying monotonously, “In order to restore Geluk, you will have to play the notes on this scroll with this harp, then a miniature giant furred snake will appear and ask you, “Kvisku ars’iskuvijhujet rakla vughusk baslinkhujhsk.” This is Ignan for, “What is the name of my master?” The correct answer is “Goomi’lakma’uuoouurghis.” Remember, uuoouurghis, in the back of the throat.”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
An angel falls from the sky,
”hello I am Bob I have come to inform you that A, your credit card has expired and B, Geluk has perished. If you wish to renew your credit card say “CREDIT” if you wish to restore Geluk to life say “RESTORE””
Feuer looks really confused. “He’s dead… RESTORE! Restore right now.” She pauses and adds “what is a credit card.”
Bob begins saying monotonously, “In order to restore Geluk, you will have to play the notes on this scroll with this harp, then a miniature giant furred snake will appear and ask you, “Kvisku ars’iskuvijhujet rakla vughusk baslinkhujhsk.” This is Ignan for, “What is the name of my master?” The correct answer is “Goomi’lakma’uuoouurghis.” Remember, uuoouurghis, in the back of the throat.”
Feuer says “where’s the scroll harp? I don’t see it.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
“Eet’s not zat zey are ze Empire, eet’s zat zey are een eet. Eef I vas you, I vould start zere.” His accent seems to be getting stronger over time.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
“Eet’s not zat zey are ze Empire, eet’s zat zey are een eet. Eef I vas you, I vould start zere.” His accent seems to be getting stronger over time.
*im making a grapple role. I got a 16
duke grabs the tiefling by the throat. “Stop your stupid accent. I can’t under stand you with it!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
“Any idea who killed him?”
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
“Eet’s not zat zey are ze Empire, eet’s zat zey are een eet. Eef I vas you, I vould start zere.” His accent seems to be getting stronger over time.
*im making a grapple role. I got a 16
duke grabs the tiefling by the throat. “Stop your stupid accent. I can’t under stand you with it!”
"Ohhhh. Zat guy. Yah, I knew heem. Vat vas hees name again? Victor?" His accent seems to be getting stronger.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
*Ik I’m suprised about what this rp has come to*
You arrive in a neighboring land called Ustunbirg after a while.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Feuer looks around. The buildings look so ran down. “Geluk… he can’t be gone. He can’t.” She says to herself
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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“Any idea who killed him?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Likely a man vrom zee Skull Empire. Zey’re known for doing zings like zat.”
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
An angel falls from the sky,
”hello I am Bob I have come to inform you that A, your credit card has expired and B, Geluk has perished. If you wish to renew your credit card say “CREDIT” if you wish to restore Geluk to life say “RESTORE””
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Feuer looks really confused. “He’s dead… RESTORE! Restore right now.” She pauses and adds “what is a credit card.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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“Where are they? How can someo be an empire?” He growls.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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“Eet’s not zat zey are ze Empire, eet’s zat zey are een eet. Eef I vas you, I vould start zere.” His accent seems to be getting stronger over time.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Bob begins saying monotonously, “In order to restore Geluk, you will have to play the notes on this scroll with this harp, then a miniature giant furred snake will appear and ask you, “Kvisku ars’iskuvijhujet rakla vughusk baslinkhujhsk.” This is Ignan for, “What is the name of my master?” The correct answer is “Goomi’lakma’uuoouurghis.” Remember, uuoouurghis, in the back of the throat.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Feuer says “where’s the scroll harp? I don’t see it.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
*im making a grapple role. I got a 16
duke grabs the tiefling by the throat. “Stop your stupid accent. I can’t under stand you with it!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
“Zis ees my voice! Vat do you vant me to do? Not speak?”
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!