"You exploded his cat?! Of course, he's gonna betray us!!"
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
You are aware you're posting a thread called "funny quotes from your campaign," right?
Yes. I was replying to a comment above me, that's all. We were talking about campaign craziness so I suggested that they play a wild magic barbarian. Can we drop this yet?
"You exploded his cat?! Of course, he's gonna betray us!!"
You only exploded his cat? You could always put him back together again.
Ah, but not if you let all the kings horses try first.
Excellent point. Why we have a cat called Humpty Dumpty is beyond me though.
Him being a particularly hunchbacked and fat cat is probably contributory.
You forgot to have all the kings men try.
The king's men were killed by the party barbarian hours ago.
plus it is traditional for all the kings horses to try first. It's almost like they don't want humpty dumpty back together. Perhaps he was a revolutionary.
Player joined a wizard circle of diviners and ia given an excursion over their tower by another older wizard NPC - And here we have our regular poker night. - A game of chance and deception in a place where people manipulate probability, read the future and minds? How do you ward against cheating? - Cheating? My boy, doing all those things is half the fun of the game!
Player joined a wizard circle of diviners and ia given an excursion over their tower by another older wizard NPC - And here we have our regular poker night. - A game of chance and deception in a place where people manipulate probability, read the future and minds? How do you ward against cheating? - Cheating? My boy, doing all those things is half the fun of the game!
I'd imagine the true competition is just seeing who can use magic to cheat the best.
You are aware you're posting a thread called "funny quotes from your campaign," right?
Yes. I was replying to a comment above me, that's all. We were talking about campaign craziness so I suggested that they play a wild magic barbarian. Can we drop this yet?
No. Wild magic sorcerers are fun too. Now you can go.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
"Right, I take off my sandal and throw it at Strahd."
*Nat 20, hits him dead (no pun intended) in the face*
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
It wasn't a joke.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"You exploded his cat?! Of course, he's gonna betray us!!"
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
You only exploded his cat? You could always put him back together again.
Chilling kinda vibe.
You are aware you're posting a thread called "funny quotes from your campaign," right?
Ah, but not if you let all the kings horses try first.
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
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Yes. I was replying to a comment above me, that's all. We were talking about campaign craziness so I suggested that they play a wild magic barbarian. Can we drop this yet?
Chilling kinda vibe.
Excellent point. Why we have a cat called Humpty Dumpty is beyond me though.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Him being a particularly hunchbacked and fat cat is probably contributory.
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
Either that, or the cat likes loafing; hence "egg".
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
You forgot to have all the kings men try.
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Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
The king's men were killed by the party barbarian hours ago.
Chilling kinda vibe.
plus it is traditional for all the kings horses to try first. It's almost like they don't want humpty dumpty back together. Perhaps he was a revolutionary.
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
Player joined a wizard circle of diviners and ia given an excursion over their tower by another older wizard NPC
- And here we have our regular poker night.
- A game of chance and deception in a place where people manipulate probability, read the future and minds? How do you ward against cheating?
- Cheating? My boy, doing all those things is half the fun of the game!
Context: Paladin and cleric watching the rouge, a chaotic dumbass gay, romance the dad friend [tm] wizard.
Paladin: "Daddy issues?"
Cleric: "Daddy issues."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
I'd imagine the true competition is just seeing who can use magic to cheat the best.
"i want to drown the dark lord in bear"
i was succesfull and thus the bbeg evil guy was defeated the first time we met him
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How very...grizzly.
" YES THE FERRETS ARE NOW OURS WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE FERRETS! "
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
No. Wild magic sorcerers are fun too. Now you can go.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
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