*The players find themselves hurtling through space into an asteroid belt...*
Player 1: "Wait, alight, so if the ship get's ripped apart what happens to us? Isn't there a failsafe somewhere?"
Player 2: "...No, no, the ship's power is down. If this thing breaks, we'll be sucked out into the infinite nothingness of space, suffocating on our frozen lungs."
Player 1: Gulps, "Well, it was nice knowing-"
Player 3 Warforged: "EXCEPT for me,"
Awkward silence....
"I can survive in space."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Last words of the campaign: Let me out! Let me out!
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
*The players find themselves hurtling through space into an asteroid belt...*
Player 1: "Wait, alight, so if the ship get's ripped apart what happens to us? Isn't there a failsafe somewhere?"
Player 2: "...No, no, the ship's power is down. If this thing breaks, we'll be sucked out into the infinite nothingness of space, suffocating on our frozen lungs."
Player 1: Gulps, "Well, it was nice knowing-"
Player 3 Warforged: "EXCEPT for me,"
Awkward silence....
"I can survive in space."
Every time I consider the Sci-fi arc I'm planning, I imagine the party in the bridge of the starship enterprise and the muppets " pigs in space " theme coming on lol
*Basically a spooky dragon is trying to communicate to the players directly via telepathy...*
The Dragon:
"O BEARER MINE."
What kind of talking skull would address its host that way? A stiff, stuck-up old fossil, not me. Ahamkara: the illusion that one's ego depends on an object, or an idea, or a body. Some people say you should have no ahamkara. Some people say you need to have the right ahamkara. All I know is that YOU are not an illusion. Understand? This world around you, the people you meet—they're a little thin, right? Cardboard and drywall. Cheap theater. Come on, try it out! Say: “I am more real than this.” Feels good, doesn't it? “I am the only real person here.” Isn't it like their insults and their bullets just went a little... soft?
I came to find you, only you, because you're special. You're from somewhere real. And together we can burn our way back there. Can't we, o roleplayers mine?
Player 1: Hold on a second here..."O roleplayers mine????"
My response to that was "The fourth wall was broken a long time ago."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Totally immature but this is why you don't let us play as children - Two little girls a 10 year old Drow Circle of the Land(Underdark) Druid and a 6 year old Firborg Circle of Spores Druid were wandering around the Underdark and find a outcrop of spores that cast hold person in a AOE cloud. "These spores are really cool........ what should we call them? WE SHOULD CALL THEM STIFFIES! (little girls obviously being totally unaware of the OTHER meaning of the word) Yes! Cause they make you all stiff!
Next session the two girls are boarded up in their bedroom vs some home invaders. OK I think I have a idea.. if I just leave the keyhole open can you give me a stiffy? Sure! Here you go! Ummmmmmmmmmmm...... very long pause... Mr DM..... so this is a 100% legitimate question... but how exactly how big is my stiffy? .......... (sound of DM quietly fuming) Like is it small enough to fit though my blowpipe? DM (Cleary relieved) Yes it's probably quite small. OK good it's just a little stiffy... okay so I'm going to wait and hold my action to shoot my stiffy though the keyhole at the bad people... (DM chokes on a drink).
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Alberta Banana@TheRealAlberta: Good News! I finally brought Zangief back from the Dead :D :D :D Also I'M A LITCH FOR REAL! Downside may have ruined 60% of Athas in the process... sigh... I'll fix it tomorrow. LVL20 Litch, Sorcerer King of the Second Banana Age of Athas, Survivor of the Tomb of Horrors, Backwards Spellcaster, Undead Warlock Patron to Jane with a army of Simulacrum clones.
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Dm: “Suddenly, you see an enormous shadow fly past the ship, a gargantuan dragon”
Dm (Npc): “Oh, that’s the lady advisor now!”
Fighter: “That’s the advisor?!”
Warlock Ooc (me): “I seriously thought you were going to say - “that thing’s a lady?!”
DM: “The enormous shadow dragon before you starts to change, growing smaller and smaller until in her place is a tall, gorgeous woman in a nightgown with long, flowing and silky black hair and shimmering golden eyes looks down upon you.”
Fighter: *rolls to subtly check her out, gets a 3* “I very obviously look the beautiful woman in the nightgown up and down”
Warlock: *Currently watching the event elsewhere through the Dragon’s eyes* DUDE THAT’S MY MOM!!
Dm: (Npc): *The woman looks down at you* Who are you?
Warlock: Well, from what little I remember, I am Alabastor Calistar.
Dm (Npc): That’s the name of my son, but he disappeared 20 years ago. How can you be him?
Warlock: Well the papers say so.
Fighter Ooc: Oh shit, he has a pedigree! I forgot!
- So half-changelings are impossible? - No. You take a changeling, take a greataxe, apply the later to a former and you end up with two half-changelings.
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"Can I summon a dragon with find steed?"
The fire giants made a gundam wheeeeee
*The players find themselves hurtling through space into an asteroid belt...*
Player 1: "Wait, alight, so if the ship get's ripped apart what happens to us? Isn't there a failsafe somewhere?"
Player 2: "...No, no, the ship's power is down. If this thing breaks, we'll be sucked out into the infinite nothingness of space, suffocating on our frozen lungs."
Player 1: Gulps, "Well, it was nice knowing-"
Player 3 Warforged: "EXCEPT for me,"
Awkward silence....
"I can survive in space."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
First words of campaign: Let me in! Let me in!
Last words of the campaign: Let me out! Let me out!
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Every time I consider the Sci-fi arc I'm planning, I imagine the party in the bridge of the starship enterprise and the muppets " pigs in space " theme coming on lol
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
“It’s dark power is unspeakable.”
”We must unspeak about it.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"a club is just a dull sword"
first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
here is a few
¨honey i think i turned the children into demons´
¨madeline what did i say about not eating demons¨
¨this is why you dont make food out of demons¨
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
My response to that was "The fourth wall was broken a long time ago."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Dummy thicc Demogorgon spider"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
"If your Cat's Grace lasts longer than 4 hours consult your Alchemist"
I got a couple:
Barbarian: Rolls Nat 20 on a greataxe attack.
Me: She just disassembled the bugbear!
Me, playing as a cleric/druid plague doctor: THE DOCTOR IS IN FOR YOUR BUTT-KICKING!!!!
Bugbear: You should have gone for the head...
" So I'm a nerfed kitten now?! "
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Totally immature but this is why you don't let us play as children - Two little girls a 10 year old Drow Circle of the Land(Underdark) Druid and a 6 year old Firborg Circle of Spores Druid were wandering around the Underdark and find a outcrop of spores that cast hold person in a AOE cloud.
"These spores are really cool........ what should we call them?
WE SHOULD CALL THEM STIFFIES! (little girls obviously being totally unaware of the OTHER meaning of the word)
Yes! Cause they make you all stiff!
Next session the two girls are boarded up in their bedroom vs some home invaders.
OK I think I have a idea.. if I just leave the keyhole open can you give me a stiffy?
Sure! Here you go!
Ummmmmmmmmmmm...... very long pause... Mr DM..... so this is a 100% legitimate question... but how exactly how big is my stiffy?
.......... (sound of DM quietly fuming)
Like is it small enough to fit though my blowpipe?
DM (Cleary relieved) Yes it's probably quite small.
OK good it's just a little stiffy... okay so I'm going to wait and hold my action to shoot my stiffy though the keyhole at the bad people... (DM chokes on a drink).
Alberta Banana @TheRealAlberta: Good News! I finally brought Zangief back from the Dead :D :D :D Also I'M A LITCH FOR REAL! Downside may have ruined 60% of Athas in the process... sigh... I'll fix it tomorrow.
LVL20 Litch, Sorcerer King of the Second Banana Age of Athas, Survivor of the Tomb of Horrors, Backwards Spellcaster, Undead Warlock Patron to Jane with a army of Simulacrum clones.
It happens to the best of us.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
“You owe me a blanket!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Here are a couple from my last session.
Dm: “Suddenly, you see an enormous shadow fly past the ship, a gargantuan dragon”
Dm (Npc): “Oh, that’s the lady advisor now!”
Fighter: “That’s the advisor?!”
Warlock Ooc (me): “I seriously thought you were going to say - “that thing’s a lady?!”
DM: “The enormous shadow dragon before you starts to change, growing smaller and smaller until in her place is a tall, gorgeous woman in a nightgown with long, flowing and silky black hair and shimmering golden eyes looks down upon you.”
Fighter: *rolls to subtly check her out, gets a 3* “I very obviously look the beautiful woman in the nightgown up and down”
Warlock: *Currently watching the event elsewhere through the Dragon’s eyes* DUDE THAT’S MY MOM!!
Dm: (Npc): *The woman looks down at you* Who are you?
Warlock: Well, from what little I remember, I am Alabastor Calistar.
Dm (Npc): That’s the name of my son, but he disappeared 20 years ago. How can you be him?
Warlock: Well the papers say so.
Fighter Ooc: Oh shit, he has a pedigree! I forgot!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Eris, my Aberrant Mind sorcerer in a PBP: "It's not my steak. It was just there."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
- So half-changelings are impossible?
- No. You take a changeling, take a greataxe, apply the later to a former and you end up with two half-changelings.