Exorbitantly Optimistic Paladin: Oy! Hello! My name's Kite, nice to meet you! Seven Foot Tall Lizardfolk with a Giant Sword: Let me guess, your primary defense mechanism is floating away from people.
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Really nice person that wants to be friends: Oy! Hello! My name's Kite, nice to meet you! Angry lizard lady with a probably soft side: Let me guess, your primary defense mechanism is floating away from people.
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Really optimistic person that wants to be friends: Oy! Hello! My name's Kite, nice to meet you! Angry lizardfolk with a giant sword: Let me guess, your primary defense mechanism is floating away from people.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"His CR was 2 higher than yours! He had an AC of 19! HE WAS A DEATH TYRANT! HOW DID HE DIE BEFORE ATTACKING ONCE???? CONGRAGULATIONS THE CAMPAIGN IS OVER, YOU KILLED THE BBEG." -My DM
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
"His CR was 2 higher than yours! He had an AC of 19! HE WAS A DEATH TYRANT! HOW DID HE DIE BEFORE ATTACKING ONCE???? CONGRAGULATIONS THE CAMPAIGN IS OVER, YOU KILLED THE BBEG." -My DM
I was in a party that did that to Yeenoghu at tenth level once.
Player 1: Introduces cool new character AM Sorcerer and Lizardfolk Paladin: Let's give this guy an official welcome *proceeds to taunt and enrage new character*
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Evil priest exorcises Quori out of his teammate with PfG&E. GM: You feel the malevolent pressure of evil spirit pushed out of you, pushed out by even more malevolent presence of Mockery's will, you feel a cold calculating stare of assassin who could slit your throat and feel nothing of it piercing you. Even though you know it's protecting you from aberrations the feeling is extremely uncomfortable. Barbarian: Can I have evil nightmare spirit back, please? Priest: Oh, don't be a wuss.
"'Time is irrelevant' my wrinkled ass!" my elderly (430-yo) gnome Echo Knight, quoting a dungeon puzzle's clue, moments before taking advantage of a timeline in which she set off a series of traps, thus opening doors further in the dungeon.
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Druid player: Hey, who would win hide and seek between me and [shadow monk]?
(He and barbarian player discuss weather the monk with +7 stealth, pass without trace, magic items and 40+ ft speed or the Druid with +10 perception, locate creature, enhance ability and other spells would win.)
Druid player: What about you vs me? You hide.
Barbarian player: You, definitely.
Druid player: Really? If I’m covering my eyes, that’s blinded, right? And I’m not ready for combat... that’s a surprise round. And an unconscious lizardfolk can’t spot very well...
Druid player: Hey, who would win hide and seek between me and [shadow monk]?
(He and barbarian player discuss weather the monk with +7 stealth, pass without trace magic items and 40+ ft speed or the Druid with +10 perception, locate creature, enhance ability and other spells would win.)
Druid player: What about you vs me? You hide.
Barbarian player: You, definitely.
Druid player: Really? If I’m covering my eyes, that’s blinded, right? And I’m not ready for combat... that’s a surprise round. And an unconscious lizardfolk can’t spot very well...
In a campaign I DM, in which everyone is a kobold, and siblings to each other (in-game):
Barbarian: "Who's Vern?" Bard: "He's the artificer. He's just so irrelevant we sometimes forget him." Artificer: "Excuse me. I am easily the most-taken-hostage member of the party." Barbarian: "That's not exactly a good quality." Artificer: "At least people want me."
We're all friends, so no one was offended or something like that, but we had to take a 5-minute break after the barbarian got absolutely destroyed, we were all dying laughing.
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"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf."
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
Player 1: Don't worry, my ego is nonexistent. Player 2: Says the psychopathic demon child.
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Exorbitantly Optimistic Paladin: Oy! Hello! My name's Kite, nice to meet you!
Seven Foot Tall Lizardfolk with a Giant Sword: Let me guess, your primary defense mechanism is floating away from people.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Demon Lord: what does an angel put in their salsa for extra spice?
Halopeños
Evil Fallen Angel: what do you call an angel who loves stealing the spotlight?
A deva
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"His CR was 2 higher than yours! He had an AC of 19! HE WAS A DEATH TYRANT! HOW DID HE DIE BEFORE ATTACKING ONCE???? CONGRAGULATIONS THE CAMPAIGN IS OVER, YOU KILLED THE BBEG." -My DM
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
I was in a party that did that to Yeenoghu at tenth level once.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
On a roleplaying thread:
Player 1: Introduces cool new character
AM Sorcerer and Lizardfolk Paladin: Let's give this guy an official welcome *proceeds to taunt and enrage new character*
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"I would like to pick a glowing mushroom, and consume it"
Evil priest exorcises Quori out of his teammate with PfG&E.
GM: You feel the malevolent pressure of evil spirit pushed out of you, pushed out by even more malevolent presence of Mockery's will, you feel a cold calculating stare of assassin who could slit your throat and feel nothing of it piercing you. Even though you know it's protecting you from aberrations the feeling is extremely uncomfortable.
Barbarian: Can I have evil nightmare spirit back, please?
Priest: Oh, don't be a wuss.
"Getting old is not very fun you get a beard then you get depressed because because it falls out"
"'Time is irrelevant' my wrinkled ass!" my elderly (430-yo) gnome Echo Knight, quoting a dungeon puzzle's clue, moments before taking advantage of a timeline in which she set off a series of traps, thus opening doors further in the dungeon.
party: saw an npc pull a lever *ONE TIME*
me(DM): after pulling this lever he walks up to you, he says "welcome, my name is..."
rogue: "we don't care, were calling you kronk"
NPC: "actually my name is..."
fighter: "kronk"
NPC: "no, its..."
homebrew class character: ITS KRONK
me OOC: actually his name is important to the story
rogue OOC: the name "kronk" is important to the story?
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Not from a campaign, but about one:
Druid player: Hey, who would win hide and seek between me and [shadow monk]?
(He and barbarian player discuss weather the monk with +7 stealth, pass without trace, magic items and 40+ ft speed or the Druid with +10 perception, locate creature, enhance ability and other spells would win.)
Druid player: What about you vs me? You hide.
Barbarian player: You, definitely.
Druid player: Really? If I’m covering my eyes, that’s blinded, right? And I’m not ready for combat... that’s a surprise round. And an unconscious lizardfolk can’t spot very well...
Barbarian: How many hp do you have anyway?
Druid: 45.
Barbarian: Hmm... *smirks*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
The Druid is dead, isn't he?
In a campaign I DM, in which everyone is a kobold, and siblings to each other (in-game):
Barbarian: "Who's Vern?"
Bard: "He's the artificer. He's just so irrelevant we sometimes forget him."
Artificer: "Excuse me. I am easily the most-taken-hostage member of the party."
Barbarian: "That's not exactly a good quality."
Artificer: "At least people want me."
We're all friends, so no one was offended or something like that, but we had to take a 5-minute break after the barbarian got absolutely destroyed, we were all dying laughing.
"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf."
"What about side by side with a side?"
"Aye, I eye eye eye."
"I say a pun, then attack!" Nat 20.
"The power of puns!"
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
Bard: "After all, the quickest path to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Fighter: "That's also how you use a sword..."
Not all who wander are lost.
Priest get grappled by a Roper tendrils:
- Wait! No! This is a mistake, I'm not an anime girl!
Player: "I climb inside the bowl!"
Me (DM): "Would that be the bowl that is radiating heat, and is currently suspended directly above an incredibly hot fire? Just checking."
Player: "Yes, it would... on second thought, I take something heavy out of my backpack and put it in the bowl."
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
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Player 1: Don't worry, my ego is nonexistent.
Player 2: Says the psychopathic demon child.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.