Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
Rogue: Can I try to seduce her? GM: You can certainly try. Tell me how and I would pick the appropriate skill to roll... Rogue: It'd like to use Sleight of Hand. GM: How do you even... Rogue: <hand gestures how> GM: So this is how taking psychic damage feels like...
“Are you seriously complaining that I’m giving you more attacks!”
[deciding wether to surrender or fight the ogres approaching with both martials dying]
Paladin: Never!
Monk: There is literally no way that we can beat 3 ogres and 8 orcs like this. Surrender.
DM: You two are lying unconscious on the ground. You can’t talk. [proceeds to kick both into the waiting room of the zoom for 15 minutes while the warlock decides]
Rogue: Can I try to seduce her? GM: You can certainly try. Tell me how and I would pick the appropriate skill to roll... Rogue: It'd like to use Sleight of Hand. GM: How do you even... Rogue: <hand gestures how> GM: So this is how taking psychic damage feels like...
Not all that funny. That's not seduction, that's molestation. Seduction is a form of persuasion, toward a more specific end.
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No need to get defensive Mezmerro. Part of the reason we use ttrpgs in therapy is so that you can learn about these distinctions in situations without significant stakes.
No need to get defensive Mezmerro. Part of the reason we use ttrpgs in therapy is so that you can learn about these distinctions in situations without significant stakes.
I'm, not defensive. Just reminding you that most people, don't need trigger warnings and safespaces. And some people came to DnD from 40k, WoD and CoC.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
No need to get defensive Mezmerro. Part of the reason we use ttrpgs in therapy is so that you can learn about these distinctions in situations without significant stakes.
I'm, not defensive. Just reminding you that most people, don't need trigger warnings and safespaces. And some people came to DnD from 40k, WoD and CoC.
And you don't think that sounds defensive? It's a moral distinction, not an aesthetic one, so it's not about safety or offense. This is the same sort of issue I bring up with the prison D&D group I run for. 2/3rds of the D&D club are sexual offenders. D&D doesn't get to be a blind spot more than anything else.
Look, missing that moral distinction is easy, and can easily be done innocently. Defending it isn't innocent. You're not being asked to defend yourself. This is a lighthearted thread. Let's keep it that way.
I've just returned to the play-by-post "you are in a room" thread to find that a fight has broken out between two of the characters, and both of them haven't rolled above 10 to hit yet. They're basically squabbling and flailing their hands at each others faces right now. Now a quote, but a funny situation!
I've just returned to the play-by-post "you are in a room" thread to find that a fight has broken out between two of the characters, and both of them haven't rolled above 10 to hit yet. They're basically squabbling and flailing their hands at each others faces right now. Now a quote, but a funny situation!
Reminded me one of my first games in WoD where gnagrell and ghost-possessed cult leader spent like 7 turns in a duel doing no damage to each other either by dodging or soaking it all. Ah, the good times...
Player 1: I rolled a one. Player 4: I also rolled a one. DM: Okay!😈 You two- Player 3: Don't you have Inspiration, Player 1? Player 1: Oh right! Um... *rolls again* 18 plus something?... DM: Okay. Player 4, you- Player 4: Wait. I have inspiration as well. *rolls again* Nat 20! Plus...- DM: 🤦🏻♂️ ...I feel like I've been mugged.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Fiendlock(Who is currently an iron golem because AM Sorcerer killed him a few days ago): "Stop trying to pressure me into eating sushi."
AM Sorcerer: "I'm trying to pressure you into a better life."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Party: "Quick! Solve the sphynxes riddle!"
Me: "The answer is (casts phantasmal force):
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
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I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Sphinx: *facepalms*
Rogue: Can I try to seduce her?
GM: You can certainly try. Tell me how and I would pick the appropriate skill to roll...
Rogue: It'd like to use Sleight of Hand.
GM: How do you even...
Rogue: <hand gestures how>
GM: So this is how taking psychic damage feels like...
“I turn to The Frostmaiden and shout...“Just let it go, Elsa!”...and then shoot her with my laser pistol.”
“Are you seriously complaining that I’m giving you more attacks!”
[deciding wether to surrender or fight the ogres approaching with both martials dying]
Paladin: Never!
Monk: There is literally no way that we can beat 3 ogres and 8 orcs like this. Surrender.
DM: You two are lying unconscious on the ground. You can’t talk. [proceeds to kick both into the waiting room of the zoom for 15 minutes while the warlock decides]
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Not all that funny. That's not seduction, that's molestation. Seduction is a form of persuasion, toward a more specific end.
Dark humor is like cancer treatment: some people just don't get it...
good one,good one.
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No need to get defensive Mezmerro. Part of the reason we use ttrpgs in therapy is so that you can learn about these distinctions in situations without significant stakes.
I'm, not defensive. Just reminding you that most people, don't need trigger warnings and safespaces.
And some people came to DnD from 40k, WoD and CoC.
"Yo why are people arguing in this forum"
-a very wise wizard
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
And you don't think that sounds defensive? It's a moral distinction, not an aesthetic one, so it's not about safety or offense. This is the same sort of issue I bring up with the prison D&D group I run for. 2/3rds of the D&D club are sexual offenders. D&D doesn't get to be a blind spot more than anything else.
Look, missing that moral distinction is easy, and can easily be done innocently. Defending it isn't innocent. You're not being asked to defend yourself. This is a lighthearted thread. Let's keep it that way.
Can we get back to the main topic, plz? The stream has been derailed again
I was going for offensive.
I've just returned to the play-by-post "you are in a room" thread to find that a fight has broken out between two of the characters, and both of them haven't rolled above 10 to hit yet. They're basically squabbling and flailing their hands at each others faces right now. Now a quote, but a funny situation!
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Reminded me one of my first games in WoD where gnagrell and ghost-possessed cult leader spent like 7 turns in a duel doing no damage to each other either by dodging or soaking it all. Ah, the good times...
Paraphrased from a stream:
Player 1: I rolled a one.
Player 4: I also rolled a one.
DM: Okay!😈 You two-
Player 3: Don't you have Inspiration, Player 1?
Player 1: Oh right! Um... *rolls again* 18 plus something?...
DM: Okay. Player 4, you-
Player 4: Wait. I have inspiration as well. *rolls again* Nat 20! Plus...-
DM: 🤦🏻♂️ ...I feel like I've been mugged.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(a Warlock is transported to the frozen chamber of Levistus as they dream, which has happened several times now)
Warlock: “Can I roll to see if I have pants this time?”
DM: “Go ahead and roll a d20...for pants.”
(rolls)
Warlock: “12.”
DM: “You have pants.”
Warlock: “Not today, Levistus!”