Player 4: I cast Thunder Wave. DM: How does that look? Player 4: Electricity shoots out of-- DM: It's sound damage. Player 4: I thought it was Thunder damage. DM: You're thinking Lightning damage. Player 3: No. He's thinking Marvel's Thor damage.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
DM: fortunately for you, the DC was 11. You notice some suspicious-looking cracks on the wall.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
DM: fortunately for you, the DC was 11. You notice some suspicious-looking cracks on the wall.
I was going to say "The monster/NPC rolled an 11 for stealth, too" but for cracks on the wall that sounds like an odd DC. Perhaps the DM was just being nice or believed the inscrutable dice gods were trying to say something?
DM: fortunately for you, the DC was 11. You notice some suspicious-looking cracks on the wall.
I was going to say "The monster/NPC rolled an 11 for stealth, too" but for cracks on the wall that sounds like an odd DC. Perhaps the DM was just being nice or believed the inscrutable dice gods were trying to say something?
We were in a dark, dark cave, about 2 kilometers from the nearest sunlight. The crack in the wall was obscured by moss, and when we slipped through it, we stumbled on about a dozen Phase Spiders. The DC was like that because it was supposed to be pretty easy to find, but might still be missed if the dice didn't favor you.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Yeah it is, they just released a new one yesterday I think, also I’m going to make a forum about good dnd webcomics if anyone knows any good ones
order of the stick
looking for group.
goblins.
table titans
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
I didn't realize LFG came back. It was on hiatus for so long some years back.
Goblins Comic (aka "Goblins") went on a long hiatus but started up again.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
R.P.Generations is hilarious and relatable, The Weekly Roll had a few great ones, and I never really got the point of Table Titans, Life if The Party is another great one.
Over Discord, Curse of Strahd (Don't you dare give me spoilers)
Me: Ok, we left the haunted zombie town an hour ago, can you turn off the looped crying woman sound effect now?
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Over Discord, Curse of Strahd (Don't you dare give me spoilers)
Me: Ok, we left the haunted zombie town an hour ago, can you turn off the looped crying woman sound effect now?
strahd. is a DUCK everyoneknows this. ducks are evil bloodthirsty shapeshifters
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
Me: Oh! Uh... Make a human shield! No, wait, I mean a halfling shield!!! Oh.......... there's only one of me......... ummmmm... A halfling, dwarf, elf shield! (I'm pointing at everyone else in the party as I say this)
DM: Is that what you want to do?
Me: ......No........ I kind of want to fight them... ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Over Discord, Curse of Strahd (Don't you dare give me spoilers)
Me: Ok, we left the haunted zombie town an hour ago, can you turn off the looped crying woman sound effect now?
strahd. is a DUCK everyoneknows this. ducks are evil bloodthirsty shapeshifters
Thanks for letting me know! I'm playing a ranger, so I'll ask my DM if I can change my preferred enemy from Humanoids to Waterfowl.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
"ducks are evil bloodthirsty shapeshifters" Formal documentation here.
Thank you, kind sir. With research such as this, we get even closer to exposing ducks as the vicious monsters they are.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
“There is now a halfling-sized hole in the wall.”
Ill give you ten gold if you flirt with the Thicc Elf.
Player 4: I cast Thunder Wave.
DM: How does that look?
Player 4: Electricity shoots out of--
DM: It's sound damage.
Player 4: I thought it was Thunder damage.
DM: You're thinking Lightning damage.
Player 3: No. He's thinking Marvel's Thor damage.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Is that still running? A lot of D&D webcomics ( R.P.Generations, Life of The Party, etc. ) stopped a long time ago.
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
True story, this happened last night.
DM: Roll a perception check.
Player 1: 11.
Player 2: 11
Me: 11.
Player 4: 11
Player 5: uhh... nat 1?
DM: fortunately for you, the DC was 11. You notice some suspicious-looking cracks on the wall.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
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I was going to say "The monster/NPC rolled an 11 for stealth, too" but for cracks on the wall that sounds like an odd DC. Perhaps the DM was just being nice or believed the inscrutable dice gods were trying to say something?
DM: Do you have Hit Points?
P1-2-3 simultaneously: No.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
We were in a dark, dark cave, about 2 kilometers from the nearest sunlight. The crack in the wall was obscured by moss, and when we slipped through it, we stumbled on about a dozen Phase Spiders. The DC was like that because it was supposed to be pretty easy to find, but might still be missed if the dice didn't favor you.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Yeah it is, they just released a new one yesterday I think, also I’m going to make a forum about good dnd webcomics if anyone knows any good ones
edit: sorry about double posting I always forget to quote people when you replying directly to them
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order of the stick
looking for group.
goblins.
table titans
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
I didn't realize LFG came back. It was on hiatus for so long some years back.
Goblins Comic (aka "Goblins") went on a long hiatus but started up again.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
R.P.Generations is hilarious and relatable, The Weekly Roll had a few great ones, and I never really got the point of Table Titans, Life if The Party is another great one.
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Over Discord, Curse of Strahd (Don't you dare give me spoilers)
Me: Ok, we left the haunted zombie town an hour ago, can you turn off the looped crying woman sound effect now?
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
strahd. is a DUCK everyoneknows this. ducks are evil bloodthirsty shapeshifters
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
From a recent session:
DM: These monsters feed on human flesh.
Me: Well, I'm a halfling, so I'm fine!
Human NPC: Well, what about me?!
Me: Oh! Uh... Make a human shield! No, wait, I mean a halfling shield!!! Oh.......... there's only one of me......... ummmmm... A halfling, dwarf, elf shield! (I'm pointing at everyone else in the party as I say this)
DM: Is that what you want to do?
Me: ......No........ I kind of want to fight them... ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Thanks for letting me know! I'm playing a ranger, so I'll ask my DM if I can change my preferred enemy from Humanoids to Waterfowl.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
"ducks are evil bloodthirsty shapeshifters"
Formal documentation here.
https://thorukduckslayer.wordpress.com/
also here
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Thank you, kind sir. With research such as this, we get even closer to exposing ducks as the vicious monsters they are.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips