Lucky Laughter (Warforged Battlesmith): I need to buy more demon crystals (Khyber dragonshards) to fix my magitank. NPC Shopkeeper: What happened to it? Lucky Laughter: When we were going up to the Demon Wastes to get some Shadow-Phase Spider Silk that we needed to make a Huge Portable Hole, we had to tunnel up through the cliff using its rows of rapidly-spinning lines of lasers, creating a spiral ramp 700 feet up. Just before we reached the top of the plateau (which was ruled by a humanoid ebon-furred panther with backwards hands and necromancy magic), we were attacked by a group of giant, dragonshard-eating, lava-barfing alien-demon-worms that vomited magma all over the Core of my Magitank. We almost exploded, and I need supplies. Can you get me more demon crystals? NPC: You know what? I'm not going to pretend like I understood any of that. Sure. I'll get them to you in a week. Have a good day, crazy robot person. Lucky Laughter (out of character): Neither I nor Lucky are offended in the least by that. We are definitely extremely weird.
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Lucky Laughter (Warforged Battlesmith): I need to buy more demon crystals (Khyber dragonshards) to fix my magitank. NPC Shopkeeper: What happened to it? Lucky Laughter: When we were going up to the Demon Wastes to get some Shadow-Phase Spider Silk that we needed to make a Huge Portable Hole, we had to tunnel up through the cliff using its rows of rapidly-spinning lines of lasers, creating a spiral ramp 700 feet up. Just before we reached the top of the plateau (which was ruled by a humanoid ebon-furred panther with backwards hands and necromancy magic), we were attacked by a group of giant, dragonshard-eating, lava-barfing alien-demon-worms that vomited magma all over the Core of my Magitank. We almost exploded, and I need supplies. Can you get me more demon crystals? NPC: You know what? I'm not going to pretend like I understood any of that. Sure. I'll get them to you in a week. Have a good day, crazy robot person. Lucky Laughter (out of character): Neither I nor Lucky are offended in the least by that. We are definitely extremely weird.
That sounds like a variant rakshasa. I think I've actually heard of that one. There was multiple kinds in older editions.
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Lucky Laughter (Warforged Battlesmith): I need to buy more demon crystals (Khyber dragonshards) to fix my magitank. NPC Shopkeeper: What happened to it? Lucky Laughter: When we were going up to the Demon Wastes to get some Shadow-Phase Spider Silk that we needed to make a Huge Portable Hole, we had to tunnel up through the cliff using its rows of rapidly-spinning lines of lasers, creating a spiral ramp 700 feet up. Just before we reached the top of the plateau (which was ruled by a humanoid ebon-furred panther with backwards hands and necromancy magic), we were attacked by a group of giant, dragonshard-eating, lava-barfing alien-demon-worms that vomited magma all over the Core of my Magitank. We almost exploded, and I need supplies. Can you get me more demon crystals? NPC: You know what? I'm not going to pretend like I understood any of that. Sure. I'll get them to you in a week. Have a good day, crazy robot person. Lucky Laughter (out of character): Neither I nor Lucky are offended in the least by that. We are definitely extremely weird.
That sounds like a variant rakshasa. I think I've actually heard of that one. There was multiple kinds in older editions.
Yep. It was a variant Rakshasa. I made it up, so I'm not sure how you could have heard of it, but maybe previous editions had something similar. (I used a slightly altered nagpa stat block for it.)
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Player 2: "If a corpse is wrapped in tortillas, does that make it a tortilla mummy or a mummy burrito?" Player 3: "I don't want to know why you're asking that. I do want to ask if I can trade seats with [Player 5]."
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Another tale of my goliath warlock girl. Me and the bard, having a girl's night out, meet with the gay male blacksmith couple, hoping my character could get an apprenticeship.
"...Because they can never go back home. Again. Ever!"
My druid on a townsfolk that recently got their village overrun and destroyed. (We rescued them and helped the town later, they began rebuilding as we left)
Player 2: "I would say they're invaders, but that's not the right word. What do you call it when someone comes in uninvited, kills everyone, and takes all their stuff?" Player 5: "Adventuring!"
(Player 5 apparently played Dragon Age II Mark of the Assassin with a charismatic Hawke. Still funny in the moment.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
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"I hover above him and brandish my sword menacingly. Well, as menacingly as a twink in a dress can anyway." -- my aasimar bard trying to intimidate a baddie
"I hover above him and brandish my sword menacingly. Well, as menacingly as a twink in a dress can anyway." -- my aasimar bard trying to intimidate a baddie
Don't count that out as not menacing. It may be possible to grant Advantage on the Skill Check. Bloody Mary in The Wolf Among Us was down-right monstrous despite her ordinary appearance and smaller size (even before her true nature is revealed). It's less about appearance and more about presence.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
That sounds like a variant rakshasa. I think I've actually heard of that one. There was multiple kinds in older editions.
When you look at the source material for rakshasa, it's a little weird that rakshasa were cat-creatures. In the Ramayana, there is exactly one rakshasa who looks like a cat, and that's it.
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Lucky Laughter (Warforged Battlesmith): I need to buy more demon crystals (Khyber dragonshards) to fix my magitank.
NPC Shopkeeper: What happened to it?
Lucky Laughter: When we were going up to the Demon Wastes to get some Shadow-Phase Spider Silk that we needed to make a Huge Portable Hole, we had to tunnel up through the cliff using its rows of rapidly-spinning lines of lasers, creating a spiral ramp 700 feet up. Just before we reached the top of the plateau (which was ruled by a humanoid ebon-furred panther with backwards hands and necromancy magic), we were attacked by a group of giant, dragonshard-eating, lava-barfing alien-demon-worms that vomited magma all over the Core of my Magitank. We almost exploded, and I need supplies. Can you get me more demon crystals?
NPC: You know what? I'm not going to pretend like I understood any of that. Sure. I'll get them to you in a week. Have a good day, crazy robot person.
Lucky Laughter (out of character): Neither I nor Lucky are offended in the least by that. We are definitely extremely weird.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
That sounds like a variant rakshasa. I think I've actually heard of that one. There was multiple kinds in older editions.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Yep. It was a variant Rakshasa. I made it up, so I'm not sure how you could have heard of it, but maybe previous editions had something similar. (I used a slightly altered nagpa stat block for it.)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Player 2: "If a corpse is wrapped in tortillas, does that make it a tortilla mummy or a mummy burrito?"
Player 3: "I don't want to know why you're asking that. I do want to ask if I can trade seats with [Player 5]."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"I have an artificer in my brain!!!"
And, no, I'm not giving you any context.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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I’m guessing detect thoughts.
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Nope.
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Another tale of my goliath warlock girl. Me and the bard, having a girl's night out, meet with the gay male blacksmith couple, hoping my character could get an apprenticeship.
Me bluntly: How do you two make babies?
Bard proceeds to cover her face in embarrassment.
"...Because they can never go back home. Again. Ever!"
My druid on a townsfolk that recently got their village overrun and destroyed. (We rescued them and helped the town later, they began rebuilding as we left)
Player 2: "I would say they're invaders, but that's not the right word. What do you call it when someone comes in uninvited, kills everyone, and takes all their stuff?"
Player 5: "Adventuring!"
(Player 5 apparently played Dragon Age II Mark of the Assassin with a charismatic Hawke. Still funny in the moment.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Hmmm...
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"I hover above him and brandish my sword menacingly. Well, as menacingly as a twink in a dress can anyway." -- my aasimar bard trying to intimidate a baddie
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Don't count that out as not menacing. It may be possible to grant Advantage on the Skill Check. Bloody Mary in The Wolf Among Us was down-right monstrous despite her ordinary appearance and smaller size (even before her true nature is revealed). It's less about appearance and more about presence.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
When you look at the source material for rakshasa, it's a little weird that rakshasa were cat-creatures. In the Ramayana, there is exactly one rakshasa who looks like a cat, and that's it.
"What's so confusing about it? It's just four adventurers exploring a ruined city with Elton John."
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
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"We can do that later, right now we need to monopolize the beer industry"
my name is not Bryce
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You eat a snake. Make a Constitution saving throw.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
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"I am an onion, doesn't that bother you?"
"No"
"Oh ok"
my name is not Bryce
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Now THAT’S a campaign.
Dominate monster?
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