More like the "To Be Continued" Arrow from Jojo appears right after this talk.
Ha.
The poor warlock keeps getting pulled in deeper…he’s a Hexblade Warlock who’s been possessed by an Abyssal presence…so he cuts a deal with Levistus, to cure him.
But then Asmodeus finds out what Levistus is up to, and puts a stop to it.
The warlock walked in on Asmodeus standing over Levsistus’s shriveled body lying in the puddle of his ice prison.
So…yeah.
Well, at least one archdevil is dead
Oh, ho ho ho ho…no.
No, Levistus is not getting off that easily.
Oh good, because it would not really be lawful evil to just kill him. That’s more chaotic evil or neutral evil. Lawful evil would probably be more social downfall.
It's going to be handled sort of like a hostile-takeover of a business, or an internal dispute...Infernal dispute...?
See, Asmodeus is sort of amused by Levistus's scheme...and he was actually impressed by his idea.
So where Levistus planned to A) break out of his prison of ice, and B) assume a position of godhood, and then C) invade the Material Plane with an army from Stygia...
...now Levistus is going to remain completely subservient to Asmodeus; and Asmodeus will be overseeing the plan to invade.
And the Warlock and Levistus's cult...what remains of it, at least...will work for him.
You don't blame the employees for the sins of their manager, after all.
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More like the "To Be Continued" Arrow from Jojo appears right after this talk.
Ha.
The poor warlock keeps getting pulled in deeper…he’s a Hexblade Warlock who’s been possessed by an Abyssal presence…so he cuts a deal with Levistus, to cure him.
But then Asmodeus finds out what Levistus is up to, and puts a stop to it.
The warlock walked in on Asmodeus standing over Levsistus’s shriveled body lying in the puddle of his ice prison.
So…yeah.
Well, at least one archdevil is dead
Oh, ho ho ho ho…no.
No, Levistus is not getting off that easily.
Oh good, because it would not really be lawful evil to just kill him. That’s more chaotic evil or neutral evil. Lawful evil would probably be more social downfall.
It's going to be handled sort of like a hostile-takeover of a business, or an internal dispute...Infernal dispute...?
See, Asmodeus is sort of amused by Levistus's scheme...and he was actually impressed by his idea.
So where Levistus planned to A) break out of his prison of ice, and B) assume a position of godhood, and then C) invade the Material Plane with an army from Stygia...
...now Levistus is going to remain completely subservient to Asmodeus; and Asmodeus will be overseeing the plan to invade.
And the Warlock and Levistus's cult...what remains of it, at least...will work for him.
You don't blame the employees for the sins of their manager, after all.
Asmodeus...... you sly trickster. And the Warlock..... will he get benefits? Since he is now working for the big archdevil in charge, I presume Asmodeus is going to give him some power (in exchange for his soul of course) to help with the invasion.
More like the "To Be Continued" Arrow from Jojo appears right after this talk.
Ha.
The poor warlock keeps getting pulled in deeper…he’s a Hexblade Warlock who’s been possessed by an Abyssal presence…so he cuts a deal with Levistus, to cure him.
But then Asmodeus finds out what Levistus is up to, and puts a stop to it.
The warlock walked in on Asmodeus standing over Levsistus’s shriveled body lying in the puddle of his ice prison.
So…yeah.
Well, at least one archdevil is dead
Oh, ho ho ho ho…no.
No, Levistus is not getting off that easily.
Oh good, because it would not really be lawful evil to just kill him. That’s more chaotic evil or neutral evil. Lawful evil would probably be more social downfall.
It's going to be handled sort of like a hostile-takeover of a business, or an internal dispute...Infernal dispute...?
See, Asmodeus is sort of amused by Levistus's scheme...and he was actually impressed by his idea.
So where Levistus planned to A) break out of his prison of ice, and B) assume a position of godhood, and then C) invade the Material Plane with an army from Stygia...
...now Levistus is going to remain completely subservient to Asmodeus; and Asmodeus will be overseeing the plan to invade.
And the Warlock and Levistus's cult...what remains of it, at least...will work for him.
You don't blame the employees for the sins of their manager, after all.
Asmodeus...... you sly trickster. And the Warlock..... will he get benefits? Since he is now working for the big archdevil in charge, I presume Asmodeus is going to give him some power (in exchange for his soul of course) to help with the invasion.
It’s a work in progress.
Tentatively, Asmodeus is going to make the Warlock tell the cultists that Levistus is still giving the orders; but it will be Asmodeus feeding instructions through the Warlock.
The benefits will not being frozen alive in Levistus’s place.
DM: (sigh) YES, if you murder everyone in the city of Waterdeep you’ll hit level 20
Classic.
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DM: "North....*writing it down* you know what, fine, North Wherever."
These are really funny. I like North Wherever.
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More like the "To Be Continued" Arrow from Jojo appears right after this talk.
Ha.
The poor warlock keeps getting pulled in deeper…he’s a Hexblade Warlock who’s been possessed by an Abyssal presence…so he cuts a deal with Levistus, to cure him.
But then Asmodeus finds out what Levistus is up to, and puts a stop to it.
The warlock walked in on Asmodeus standing over Levsistus’s shriveled body lying in the puddle of his ice prison.
So…yeah.
Well, at least one archdevil is dead
Oh, ho ho ho ho…no.
No, Levistus is not getting off that easily.
Oh good, because it would not really be lawful evil to just kill him. That’s more chaotic evil or neutral evil. Lawful evil would probably be more social downfall.
It's going to be handled sort of like a hostile-takeover of a business, or an internal dispute...Infernal dispute...?
See, Asmodeus is sort of amused by Levistus's scheme...and he was actually impressed by his idea.
So where Levistus planned to A) break out of his prison of ice, and B) assume a position of godhood, and then C) invade the Material Plane with an army from Stygia...
...now Levistus is going to remain completely subservient to Asmodeus; and Asmodeus will be overseeing the plan to invade.
And the Warlock and Levistus's cult...what remains of it, at least...will work for him.
You don't blame the employees for the sins of their manager, after all.
Asmodeus...... you sly trickster. And the Warlock..... will he get benefits? Since he is now working for the big archdevil in charge, I presume Asmodeus is going to give him some power (in exchange for his soul of course) to help with the invasion.
It’s a work in progress.
Tentatively, Asmodeus is going to make the Warlock tell the cultists that Levistus is still giving the orders; but it will be Asmodeus feeding instructions through the Warlock.
The benefits will not being frozen alive in Levistus’s place.
So he's essentially a Archdevil now? That is one awesome concept, dude! In my homebrew world, fiends from the lower planes were banished their connection to the material plane had been cut off by the gods. There's still some cultists who are trying to revitalize the evil corruption of fiends while there's evil aligned gods want them either dead or the cults worshipping them instead as they were also apart of the banishment of fiends.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
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"Mans just boat clutched in D&D how does that even work-"
WHAT?
Do you know what a boat clutch is?
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So in my last 3 sessions (a solo adventure I'm running) I invented a character who is called Jeeves (original, I know), and he's a robotic butler who transports himself around the mansion in pipes. He only ever emerges from the pipes suddenly and with a loud "Thwop!" sound.
The PC (Molly) had gone to the artificers mansion to have an item identified. When she arrived, Jeeves appeared and she swung a punch at him as he popped up right next to her. She then apologised and he said "don't worry miss, it happens all the time".
She later realised that she had left the item on her horse, so the artificer said "Don't worry, I'll send Jeeves to get it". Jeeves disappeared, and in the distance they heard a "Thwop", a horse spooking, and a clang. Jeeves then reappeared holding the artefact with a hoof-shaped dent in his head, saying "a spirited animal you have there, miss".
Jeeves later reappeared with, unusually, a steak strapped to his face over the dent, and was sent to give a message to the innkeeper in the local village. Jeeves came back with the steak cut in half and a sword cut across his face, with a letter from the innkeeper apologising for damaging him, he hadn't expected him to pop up from his barrel of apples!
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It's going to be handled sort of like a hostile-takeover of a business, or an internal dispute...Infernal dispute...?
See, Asmodeus is sort of amused by Levistus's scheme...and he was actually impressed by his idea.
So where Levistus planned to A) break out of his prison of ice, and B) assume a position of godhood, and then C) invade the Material Plane with an army from Stygia...
...now Levistus is going to remain completely subservient to Asmodeus; and Asmodeus will be overseeing the plan to invade.
And the Warlock and Levistus's cult...what remains of it, at least...will work for him.
You don't blame the employees for the sins of their manager, after all.
Much better than plain murder.
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Some gems from the bard (me) and the barbarian being left to interrogate a prisoner on their own
***
*having a huddle*
Bard: I've never tried to be intimidating before. Am I doing a good job?
Barbarian: Don't worry, you're doing great.
***
Barbarian: What should we do with him now?
Bard OOC: DM, does this place have a closet?
DM: Yes, we'll say there's a broom closet.
Barbarian: Great. This is my part, you just open the door.
***
*The bard goes to feed the prisoner while he's in the closet*
Bard: Open up!
*shoves a whole ration in his mouth*
Bard: It's not polite to chew with your mouth open.
***
*The rest of the party returns*
Sorcerer: Is he awake yet?
Bard: Yes! He's in the closet.
Monk: You know, we have an expression like that where I'm from.
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Good ones.
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Asmodeus...... you sly trickster. And the Warlock..... will he get benefits? Since he is now working for the big archdevil in charge, I presume Asmodeus is going to give him some power (in exchange for his soul of course) to help with the invasion.
It’s a work in progress.
Tentatively, Asmodeus is going to make the Warlock tell the cultists that Levistus is still giving the orders; but it will be Asmodeus feeding instructions through the Warlock.
The benefits will not being frozen alive in Levistus’s place.
Out of context quotes, regarding my fighter:
"He's still on the potato."
xxxxxxx
"A little alarmed, but mostly gently confused."
xxxxxxx
DM's NPC: "So, where you from?"
Ranger: "Uh......"
Me, out of character: "North Wherever!"
Ranger: "North Wherever."
DM: "North....*writing it down* you know what, fine, North Wherever."
DM: (sigh) YES, if you murder everyone in the city of Waterdeep you’ll hit level 20
Classic.
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These are really funny. I like North Wherever.
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So he's essentially a Archdevil now? That is one awesome concept, dude! In my homebrew world, fiends from the lower planes were banished their connection to the material plane had been cut off by the gods. There's still some cultists who are trying to revitalize the evil corruption of fiends while there's evil aligned gods want them either dead or the cults worshipping them instead as they were also apart of the banishment of fiends.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Diffuse the Omelette Enclave"
No context required nor given.
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I feel like it would be silly with context too.
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"Mans just boat clutched in D&D how does that even work-"
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Do you know what a boat clutch is?
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Character misheard Emerald Enclave in RoT
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Yep. Still funny.
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So in my last 3 sessions (a solo adventure I'm running) I invented a character who is called Jeeves (original, I know), and he's a robotic butler who transports himself around the mansion in pipes. He only ever emerges from the pipes suddenly and with a loud "Thwop!" sound.
The PC (Molly) had gone to the artificers mansion to have an item identified. When she arrived, Jeeves appeared and she swung a punch at him as he popped up right next to her. She then apologised and he said "don't worry miss, it happens all the time".
She later realised that she had left the item on her horse, so the artificer said "Don't worry, I'll send Jeeves to get it". Jeeves disappeared, and in the distance they heard a "Thwop", a horse spooking, and a clang. Jeeves then reappeared holding the artefact with a hoof-shaped dent in his head, saying "a spirited animal you have there, miss".
Jeeves later reappeared with, unusually, a steak strapped to his face over the dent, and was sent to give a message to the innkeeper in the local village. Jeeves came back with the steak cut in half and a sword cut across his face, with a letter from the innkeeper apologising for damaging him, he hadn't expected him to pop up from his barrel of apples!
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My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.