Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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"Why are you like this?"
"Why do the drow have British accents?"
"The [baby sphinx] is looking through the spider's eyeballs again."
Just your friendly neighborhood psycho, who totally didn't try and twin sigs with Foalin!
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is {was} Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
" Wait... guys! We can milk it!!!"
(Me realizing after we killed a purple worm)
"Why is the toad screaming?"
Just your friendly neighborhood psycho, who totally didn't try and twin sigs with Foalin!
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is {was} Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"This goat is very important to us and your business" -Occurred in a campaign I ran with an illusionary goat that ended up taking over the tavern.
“Unfortunately, my walrus is now pregnant”
Context: unnecessary, my PC’s pet walrus got pregnant.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
DM: "You do realize you'd be classified as a Power Gamer Murder-Hobo, right?"
Player: *Commits murder several times*
Just your friendly neighborhood psycho, who totally didn't try and twin sigs with Foalin!
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is {was} Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
how do y'all have so many awesome things happen? i can barely get my party to pay attention, let alone roleplay
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
“Ok the Orc will attack you with its axe”
”You said the orc has a maul”
”It’s an Axe-Maul”
”Ok it’s a 17 to hit right? My AC is 18.”
”how, you don’t have a shield?”
”my flail is actually a shield-flail I just forgot to tell you.”
”…really.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I've been running an urban fantasy campaign for my school's DnD club throughout the school year, and since it's almost over, I have tons of these!
"I roll to eat the cat."
"I honestly can't tell if its because of the demon or if its just Detroit."
"You successfully suplex Timmy Turner into a pipe bomb."
"That scarecrow's beatboxing is pretty ominous."
"Im trying to sneak through the vents, but the clap of my scaly ass cheeks are alerting the guards."
"I cast turkey deli"
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play! I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Currently DMing an urban fantasy campaign for my school's DnD Club.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
“You “unlock” 💀the goblins eye with his key.”
Hello you can call me Frunk.
I am a Great Knight of the hollow knight cult, and I have been dubbed the holy brain grenade by golden.
I am a DM, Video game nerd, and movie enthusiast!
I also like to read books, some of my favorite include LOTR, Brotherband, Dungeon Crawler Carl…. Etc
Some of my favorite video games include Sea of thieves, HK/SK, Enter the Gungeon, Baldur’s gate 3, and Elden ring.
I make wannabe movies and bad stop motion on my YouTube channel.
Have a good day! 😎
“You think student loans are bad; just wait til you have to mess with insurance. On the other hand, the boss is probably fine with not paying premiums on those losers.”
Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason