“What did you do with the magic item your boss wanted kept hidden?”
”wELl…I hAd tO HiDe iT fRoM tHe GuArDs…sO I SwAllOwEd iT.”
(in surprise) “What…what happens when it…passes through…?”
”i Am TeRriFiED tO fiND oUt.”
better hope it wasn't a necklace of fireballs...
yeah
Feywild Shard.
....
THat Is so MucH WoRse!!
It's easily one of the most enjoyable NPC's I've come up with.
Presently, they have been taken captive by goblins, who are tormenting him in a cage.
They will occasionally bash him with clubs, chanting "Booyahg! Booyahg!" in order to trigger a minor magical effect...thus far, the effects have been harmless; but the potential for catastrophe is palpable...especially when you have what amounts to a hunk of magical dynamite in your stomach.
The next session will determine what ultimately becomes of him. I can't wait to see what happens.
“What did you do with the magic item your boss wanted kept hidden?”
”wELl…I hAd tO HiDe iT fRoM tHe GuArDs…sO I SwAllOwEd iT.”
(in surprise) “What…what happens when it…passes through…?”
”i Am TeRriFiED tO fiND oUt.”
better hope it wasn't a necklace of fireballs...
yeah
Feywild Shard.
....
THat Is so MucH WoRse!!
It's easily one of the most enjoyable NPC's I've come up with.
Presently, they have been taken captive by goblins, who are tormenting him in a cage.
They will occasionally bash him with clubs, chanting "Booyahg! Booyahg!" in order to trigger a minor magical effect...thus far, the effects have been harmless; but the potential for catastrophe is palpable...especially when you have what amounts to a hunk of magical dynamite in your stomach.
The next session will determine what ultimately becomes of him. I can't wait to see what happens.
please lmk the results, even if it is just goblin street spaghetti
From one group I watch, the Bard states he's going to do something. The DM very often responds with "Are you sure?" The Bard sometimes responds to that with, "I'm already doing it."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
From one group I watch, the Bard states he's going to do something. The DM very often responds with "Are you sure?" The Bard sometimes responds to that with, "I'm already doing it."
When the DM either smiles, laughs, or "Is that your final answer" or "Are you sure?" DO NOT DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING!
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
From one group I watch, the Bard states he's going to do something. The DM very often responds with "Are you sure?" The Bard sometimes responds to that with, "I'm already doing it."
When the DM either smiles, laughs, or "Is that your final answer" or "Are you sure?" DO NOT DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING!
Ah. But they just want to avoid the explosions NO ONE CAN STOP THE EXPLOSIONS
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
So my party JUST finished killing a Frost Giant and as we loot his fortress I cast a spell on the land and detect a VERY powerful undead deep below us. I tell them that we should take the loot and run. However three of my party members decide to pull a Leroy Jenkins into the pitch black hellmouth almost getting themselves killed before they even get within longbow range of the lich.
"I love how the last thing they see before our colossal galleon ploughs through their carthorse-sized ship is a pantomime horse playing a guitar at the prow of our ship, and an angry warlock and raging barbarian floating ahead of us, surrounded by 4 mage hands flipping the bird as a thri-kreen hangs off the rigging wearing a pirate hat bigger than himself!"
Spelljammer is fun. Enlarge/reduce + ramming is also fun!
Player 3: *singing* "It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright(bright) sun-shinning day..." Player 2: "Stop that." Player 3: "Why?" Player 2: "We'll get a copyright strike." DM: "That only happens when you put stuff on YouTube." Player 2: "Never underestimate the UMG!"
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
“I really like the imagery of an angry bush walking up to someone and yelling ‘KILL YOURSELF”!!!”
sometimes i wonder how these types of conversations evolve like this :)
Yeah, me too.
Your answer has finally appeared! Anyways, it was because the party’s warlock had cast a minor illusion to turn the group into a bush, and the barbarian had run into the town ahead of them, ran up to a mother and her child, and yelled “KILL YOURSELF”! (it’s still pretty random in context but. yknow)
"The real god is a floating piece of toast that we call 'The DM'"
Warlock: "Can I seduce the dragon?" Everyone else: "ITS A BABY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
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THat Is so MucH WoRse!!
Updog
"I eat the mysterious object."
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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An adventurer after my own heart!
It's easily one of the most enjoyable NPC's I've come up with.
Presently, they have been taken captive by goblins, who are tormenting him in a cage.
They will occasionally bash him with clubs, chanting "Booyahg! Booyahg!" in order to trigger a minor magical effect...thus far, the effects have been harmless; but the potential for catastrophe is palpable...especially when you have what amounts to a hunk of magical dynamite in your stomach.
The next session will determine what ultimately becomes of him. I can't wait to see what happens.
please lmk the results, even if it is just goblin street spaghetti
Updog
Three more from tonight's game.
Player 1: “Don’t get it in my eyes!”
Player 2: “It’s trying to go down your throat!”
“Angry, sopping, soapy, sentient teddy bear, full of ball-bearings. I’ll call that an improvised weapon.”
Player 1: “Did you pee on my pig?”
Player 2: “Just it’s face-hugger.”
From one group I watch, the Bard states he's going to do something. The DM very often responds with "Are you sure?" The Bard sometimes responds to that with, "I'm already doing it."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
When the DM either smiles, laughs, or "Is that your final answer" or "Are you sure?" DO NOT DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING!
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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"It's an innocent reach-around!"
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Ah. But they just want to avoid the explosions NO ONE CAN STOP THE EXPLOSIONS
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
So my party JUST finished killing a Frost Giant and as we loot his fortress I cast a spell on the land and detect a VERY powerful undead deep below us. I tell them that we should take the loot and run. However three of my party members decide to pull a Leroy Jenkins into the pitch black hellmouth almost getting themselves killed before they even get within longbow range of the lich.
“I really like the imagery of an angry bush walking up to someone and yelling ‘KILL YOURSELF”!!!”
sometimes i wonder how these types of conversations evolve like this :)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Yeah, me too.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
"I love how the last thing they see before our colossal galleon ploughs through their carthorse-sized ship is a pantomime horse playing a guitar at the prow of our ship, and an angry warlock and raging barbarian floating ahead of us, surrounded by 4 mage hands flipping the bird as a thri-kreen hangs off the rigging wearing a pirate hat bigger than himself!"
Spelljammer is fun. Enlarge/reduce + ramming is also fun!
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Player 3: *singing* "It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright(bright) sun-shinning day..."
Player 2: "Stop that."
Player 3: "Why?"
Player 2: "We'll get a copyright strike."
DM: "That only happens when you put stuff on YouTube."
Player 2: "Never underestimate the UMG!"
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Player: I'm going to crash through the window, land on them, using my spear to shishcabob them into the ground
My player's were going through descent into avernus. This is how they dealt with zarina.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Your answer has finally appeared! Anyways, it was because the party’s warlock had cast a minor illusion to turn the group into a bush, and the barbarian had run into the town ahead of them, ran up to a mother and her child, and yelled “KILL YOURSELF”! (it’s still pretty random in context but. yknow)
"You know, I'm thinking of starting an underground frog-fighting ring."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"The real god is a floating piece of toast that we call 'The DM'"
Warlock: "Can I seduce the dragon?"
Everyone else: "ITS A BABY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)