Player 5: "I'm taking one of the giant's toes." Player 3: "Why would you do that?" Player 5: "I will eventually get a spell that will allow me to travel to places, but I need something from that place." Player 3: "Why not take a rock?" Player 5: "Because I can make a cool necklace out of it." Player 2: "Yeah. That's pretty cool." DM: "You also know that giant bones can be used in making giant strength potions--" Player 5: "--I take two toes!" DM: "...if you're going the alchemist route.--" Player 5: "--I take one toe! I'm not doing alchemy."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Player 5: "I'm taking one of the giant's toes." Player 3: "Why would you do that?" Player 5: "I will eventually get a spell that will allow me to travel to places, but I need something from that place." Player 3: "Why not take a rock?" Player 5: "Because I can make a cool necklace out of it." Player 2: "Yeah. That's pretty cool." DM: "You also know that giant bones can be used in making giant strength potions--" Player 5: "--I take two toes!" DM: "...if you're going the alchemist route.--" Player 5: "--I take one toe! I'm not doing alchemy."
Look for either Viva La Dirt League D&D, Epic NPC DnD, or Adventures of Azerim on YouTube. I think it's the "Explode from the inside out" episode but it makes better context if you've seen the Epic NPC Man series on the other Viva La Dirt League channel and also watch Adventures of Azerim from the beginning. Three of the four Adventurers are NPCs in an MMO (one of whom knows it). They sometimes have a guest as they did during that episode which made 5 that day. They play by 5e rules for the most part - a little tweaking occasionally to fit the setting of Azerim, the Generic Fantasy MMO setting. They're nowhere as loose with the rules as Oxventure but just as entertaining in their own way.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(another way of saying that the DM isn't ready for that plotline yet)
"C'mon! It's right down there, isn't it?"
"Like I said; we're doing repairs at the entrance at this time. If you want to pass through; you need a written consent form from a Masked Lord of Waterdeep, or Captain of the Guard."
"Fine!"
(we go to the law office to get our consent form)
"You're appointment has been scheduled; anticipated wait is a least two weeks."
"And so we face our greatest foe yet...bureaucracy!"
Happened recently: Random criminal tries to charm our friend, fails, and runs away. We just mercillesly beat him to death, giving him FOUR levels of exhaustion and still not killing him until randomly he becomes a skeleton because of some random god hand and then one of my party members kicked his skull off, killing him.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Happened recently: Random criminal tries to charm our friend, fails, and runs away. We just mercillesly beat him to death, giving him FOUR levels of exhaustion and still not killing him until randomly he becomes a skeleton because of some random god hand and then one of my party members kicked his skull off, killing him.
But did any of you say "stop, criminal scum"?
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Happened recently: Random criminal tries to charm our friend, fails, and runs away. We just mercillesly beat him to death, giving him FOUR levels of exhaustion and still not killing him until randomly he becomes a skeleton because of some random god hand and then one of my party members kicked his skull off, killing him.
But did any of you say "stop, criminal scum"?
No we literally just wacked him to death.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
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"Spice makes everything nice!"
"Not rocks, you idiot!"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
"Ah, so you're the lord of pickles. You must really RELISH that title!"
"Can I regret my life choices as a free action?"
"That, my friend, is a question I will answer in some number of days I am leaving permanently undisclosed."
I have stats for the rock
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
PC 1: “A flying zombie just trampled the flowers!”
PC 2: “What?”
DM: “He’s playing video games again.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(a stream paraphrase)
Player 5: "I'm taking one of the giant's toes."
Player 3: "Why would you do that?"
Player 5: "I will eventually get a spell that will allow me to travel to places, but I need something from that place."
Player 3: "Why not take a rock?"
Player 5: "Because I can make a cool necklace out of it."
Player 2: "Yeah. That's pretty cool."
DM: "You also know that giant bones can be used in making giant strength potions--"
Player 5: "--I take two toes!"
DM: "...if you're going the alchemist route.--"
Player 5: "--I take one toe! I'm not doing alchemy."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
What stream was this from?
"Stop terrorizing the pig with fish!"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
“I mean, several hundred gold is one thing, but free biscuits?”
“Don’t worry, we’re your friends. Now GET IN THE BARREL OF MOLDY CHEESE!“
”Your hands are now covered in spider juice.”
DM: “I know you’ll make a big deal out of this, but you’re unconscious, not dead.”
PC: “I’M DEAD?!”
“My mercenaries fought bravely, but were crushed.”
”No offense, but your mercenaries sounds like trash.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"The beaver does not want your bugs."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
“Can I use my reaction to catch a butterfly?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
" I keep walking and pick anything that can be pocketed "
" Can I turn this stick into my holy symbol? "
" Has Nikoli's God disowned him yet? "
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Look for either Viva La Dirt League D&D, Epic NPC DnD, or Adventures of Azerim on YouTube. I think it's the "Explode from the inside out" episode but it makes better context if you've seen the Epic NPC Man series on the other Viva La Dirt League channel and also watch Adventures of Azerim from the beginning. Three of the four Adventurers are NPCs in an MMO (one of whom knows it). They sometimes have a guest as they did during that episode which made 5 that day. They play by 5e rules for the most part - a little tweaking occasionally to fit the setting of Azerim, the Generic Fantasy MMO setting. They're nowhere as loose with the rules as Oxventure but just as entertaining in their own way.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"Now that the wizard is dead, can I take all his books and start a library?"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
"Mmmmmm, delicious murky pond water!"
"How high would the investigators have to roll to find the bodies?"
"Are you sure the door isn't evil?"
'Can we go into the Undermountain?"
"It's under construction."
(another way of saying that the DM isn't ready for that plotline yet)
"C'mon! It's right down there, isn't it?"
"Like I said; we're doing repairs at the entrance at this time. If you want to pass through; you need a written consent form from a Masked Lord of Waterdeep, or Captain of the Guard."
"Fine!"
(we go to the law office to get our consent form)
"You're appointment has been scheduled; anticipated wait is a least two weeks."
"And so we face our greatest foe yet...bureaucracy!"
"There are so many chairs in here!"
"I know! There's, like, two!"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
"The kobold was shaking and wet his pants"
Happened recently: Random criminal tries to charm our friend, fails, and runs away. We just mercillesly beat him to death, giving him FOUR levels of exhaustion and still not killing him until randomly he becomes a skeleton because of some random god hand and then one of my party members kicked his skull off, killing him.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
But did any of you say "stop, criminal scum"?
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
No we literally just wacked him to death.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.