But can be summed up as " Hey, let's Disney Princess these animals. "
Background, me and the Bear go hunting because we don't want to go into an elvish village and leave that up to Player 1, we decide to go hunt some deer
Bear: OOC I guess we keep walking until we find a deer
Me: OOC Eh why not
DM: You come across one standing maybe 60ft away
Bear: OOC Maybe I can talk to it since Animals understand each other?
DM: No
Bear: I'll sneak up to it ( Rolls low on stealth )
DM: It runs away
This happens about two more times and once with rabbits
Me with a brilliant flash of Intelligence: Hey, maybe if we sing super well the animals will gather around us like in the disney movies
DM: You can certainly try, roll performance
Me with Bear playing a lute: Sings "You got a friend me". Rolls a 1 on performance
DM: You have never heard animals scream until this very moment
Bear: I vote we go find berries
Me: Yeah, let's find stuff that can't run away
We didn't find berries and instead
Me: Are we lost?
And then after getting back to the village ( Because the DM was so nice ) and Bear doing a thing
*The three guards at the entrance to the cult hideout were all asleep.* Player 1: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Player 2: "I think so, but can we try it without bananas? I think they'd make my trousers all squidgy."
... your players might be Animaniacs fans.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My D&D party loves spiders. Or at least two of the players do. XD
They have a pet giant spider and a collection of regular size ones.
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Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
‘I throw my mace!’ (Misses) ‘I throw my shield!’ (Misses) ‘I throw my helmet’ (Nat 20, kills target, dm ruled 1d4+dex by the way) ‘I am the god of throwing things!’ (The remainder of the party had been whaling on the creature for the entirety off their turns.)
Player 3: "I accuse you, ser, of being a theocrat and a phony!"
(From a stream where the Kuo-toa cult stereotypically worshiped [past tense] the Sea Mother and, when facing the BBEG cult leader, they asked it to say her name and refused to allow the DM look it up. Obviously, the DM got it wrong. The Kuo-toa now worship Player 3's patron.)
Inspired by said stream:
Me: "Use madness to your advantage, I always say." Another player: "No. You don't." Me: "I will now."
(Kuo-toa tend toward insanity from their unwilling servitude to Mind Flayers for centuries. I mean - Blibdoolpoolp? A giant naked lady with a crayfish head and lobster claws? - and I don't have to look up how to spell it.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
So, I may have destroyed some songs
Sorry, it's kinda long and might not be so funny
But can be summed up as " Hey, let's Disney Princess these animals. "
Background, me and the Bear go hunting because we don't want to go into an elvish village and leave that up to Player 1, we decide to go hunt some deer
Bear: OOC I guess we keep walking until we find a deer
Me: OOC Eh why not
DM: You come across one standing maybe 60ft away
Bear: OOC Maybe I can talk to it since Animals understand each other?
DM: No
Bear: I'll sneak up to it ( Rolls low on stealth )
DM: It runs away
This happens about two more times and once with rabbits
Me with a brilliant flash of Intelligence: Hey, maybe if we sing super well the animals will gather around us like in the disney movies
DM: You can certainly try, roll performance
Me with Bear playing a lute: Sings "You got a friend me". Rolls a 1 on performance
DM: You have never heard animals scream until this very moment
Bear: I vote we go find berries
Me: Yeah, let's find stuff that can't run away
We didn't find berries and instead
Me: Are we lost?
And then after getting back to the village ( Because the DM was so nice ) and Bear doing a thing
Player 1: WE'RE FUGITIVES AGAIN!
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"In our defense, it was only minor highway robbery."
"Screw treasure, I want me some spoons!"
"Hey! That's my yeet goat! Hands off!"
When...
*The three guards at the entrance to the cult hideout were all asleep.*
Player 1: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Player 2: "I think so, but can we try it without bananas? I think they'd make my trousers all squidgy."
... your players might be Animaniacs fans.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
DM: The door is locked.
Me: I pour water inton it and freeze it so that the lock breaks.
DM: *Stares at shape water for 5 minutes before looking up frost wedging.* *Facepalms.*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"I'd like to roll to fascinate the maiden by giving her a peice of cheese."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
player: "I yawn at the enemy."
*enemy rolls a 2 wisdom save*
DM: "the enemy looks a little tiered"
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
Peace Cleric: “I am a man of peace.”
(Later, casts Inflict Wounds, splattering an assassin)
Player 2: “I thought you said you were a man of peace?!”
Peace Cleric: “And now they can finally rest.”
Player 2: “I am slowly moving away from the cleric.”
(even more later, when a player is injured )
Peace Cleric: (outstretched hand) “Here; let me take the pain away...”
Player 2: “NO! DON’T LET HIM TOUCH ME...!”
(casts Cure Wounds)
Player 2: “...oh.”
Peace Cleric: “Be at peace.”
Player 2: “...no offense; but I still got my eye on you.”
Peace Cleric: (nods) “Good...it is important to remain vigilant.”
My D&D party loves spiders. Or at least two of the players do. XD
They have a pet giant spider and a collection of regular size ones.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
"Okay, but I'm taking my mango with me!"
No context for you.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Don't worry, they have tax collector jobs.
‘I throw my mace!’ (Misses) ‘I throw my shield!’ (Misses) ‘I throw my helmet’ (Nat 20, kills target, dm ruled 1d4+dex by the way) ‘I am the god of throwing things!’ (The remainder of the party had been whaling on the creature for the entirety off their turns.)
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"I will not stick a bullet up my (butt)!"
Yeah, that session was fun.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
The latest session I told one of them they had to praise the nilbog and in response i got:
"But i dont want to praise it, i want to kill it."
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"I would like to scream at god."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
"Turn me into a goblin glowstick." -Shmoob, Prime Disciple of the Great Toad.
DM: "Bloobtibloop?"
*immediately after*
Player 3: "I accuse you, ser, of being a theocrat and a phony!"
(From a stream where the Kuo-toa cult stereotypically worshiped [past tense] the Sea Mother and, when facing the BBEG cult leader, they asked it to say her name and refused to allow the DM look it up. Obviously, the DM got it wrong. The Kuo-toa now worship Player 3's patron.)
Inspired by said stream:
Me: "Use madness to your advantage, I always say."
Another player: "No. You don't."
Me: "I will now."
(Kuo-toa tend toward insanity from their unwilling servitude to Mind Flayers for centuries. I mean - Blibdoolpoolp? A giant naked lady with a crayfish head and lobster claws? - and I don't have to look up how to spell it.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"I would like to Kamehameha."
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Me, the DM: "Ummm... sure, I guess you can scrape off the baboon feces and store it."
Proud poster on the Create a World thread
"Stop giving the villagers random stuff that you don't want! None of them want your ugly sweater either!"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
An ice dragon used his breath on my uncle's character. He rolled a nat one.
My uncle: HA! I feel warm!