But the force-field is quickly shrinking, eventually crushing your body.
I can sprout beautiful bird wings and fly...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
People think you're crazy when you talk about their stats in public.
I can fly by flapping my arms wildly ...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
However the longer you use this ability, you slowly begin to turn into a murder hobo.
Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything beeetter than you. No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I caaaaaan!... Sorry about that... Just haaad to do it ya know?
The point is I can do anything better than YOU.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Except to be confined to looking and having the abilities of your crude drawing of it.
I can draw things to life, then put them under my control.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Everyone is so entranced that they follow you everywhere.
I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight or having any negative effects.
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You can’t get back down and can’t move at all when you hover.
I can fold paper airplanes perfectly and without effort.
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I have an infinite appetite, an iron stomach and a lightning-fast metabolism...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But the creatures can’t be more than two inches tall.
I can control elementals at will.
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But the force-field is quickly shrinking, eventually crushing your body.
I can sprout beautiful bird wings and fly...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
A grand total of five feet. Flying is hard with solid bones, yo.
I can see a person's stats by looking at them.
People think you're crazy when you talk about their stats in public.
I can fly by flapping my arms wildly ...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
However you can't fly up, only glide.
I can see, I CAN FIGHT!
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
sure but as well as a commoner
i can become the character on a character sheet if i choose when i want to
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
However the longer you use this ability, you slowly begin to turn into a murder hobo.
Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything beeetter than you. No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I caaaaaan!... Sorry about that... Just haaad to do it ya know?
The point is I can do anything better than YOU.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Only better than me, there are loads of people better than you.
I can give anyone else super powers.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
but only if u have them beforehand
I can win any eating contest without being sick afterwards.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But you can only ever eat broccoli
I have all the bacon I ever want
Hail Sedge
you do but it was all stolen and everyone knows you stole it
i can become the character on a character sheet that i choose when i choose in real life but...
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
Except to be confined to looking and having the abilities of your crude drawing of it.
I can draw things to life, then put them under my control.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
However they always have an intelligence of 1.
I can dance like really good ,and everybody just really enjoys watching me dance. Nobody dislikes it when I dance.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Everyone is so entranced that they follow you everywhere.
I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight or having any negative effects.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Since you cant gain weight, you are very skinny and sickly.
I can hover a few feet of the ground.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can’t get back down and can’t move at all when you hover.
I can fold paper airplanes perfectly and without effort.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
But you have no idea how to fly them.
I can pull out and use whatever I want from books and movies.
Join the Oboe Orchestra!
Semicolons are the most addictive punctuation mark there is; and also one of the most helpful.
If you like grammar, go to the Cult of Grammar, for grammatical sticklers. And my grammar may not be perfect, okay, but SHHHHHHH!!!
The HLE; my homebrew monster/character.
If, of course, you first pledge fealty to it.
I can do my best to welcome newbies to dnd beyond...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
...but your best is still not that good at all.
I have an infinite appetite, an iron stomach and a lightning-fast metabolism...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
...but food and drink is devoid of taste, and you metabolize so quickly you must constantly stuff your face.
My tracking abilities are unrivaled, I can track creatures with trails upwards of a week old.
Mega Yahtzee Rolls:
Highest: 37
Lowest: 12
But the creatures can’t be more than two inches tall.
I can control elementals at will.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.