... But destroyed your own 1 story house when you discovered your superpower and are heavy enough that you can't move because the ground is too soft in most areas. sry... Not sry. :3
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Countershere(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
Eventually you are so powerful that the game becomes boring and leaves you feeling empty inside.
I can answer any question correctly.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Countershere(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
The extra set of arms moves under its own will (mostly to caress random strangers in awkward ways).
I have the ability to know wexactly what is wrong with any electronic device I touch, and the ability to repair it.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Countershere(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
But only ponies, namely a very pink pony who pops out of the weirdest places at the edge of your vision and force feeds you cupcakes, yet no one else can see her, and wonder why your suddenly eating a cupcake and where you got it from. This pony is always on your mind.
I know the winning numbers for every lottery and contest that is, has, and ever will be.
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except your stuck in a time phase .3 seconds ahead of everyone else so all you can do is steal food to survive and no one can see you.
I'm able to turn into a 2 story tall robot who can turn into vehicles.
... But destroyed your own 1 story house when you discovered your superpower and are heavy enough that you can't move because the ground is too soft in most areas. sry... Not sry. :3
I am extremely lucky in my adventures...
So lucky in fact, that nothing is exciting. You live your life in a state of fortunate boredom.
I always have one dollar more than I need to buy something.
...But whenever you buy anything, it disappears from your hands.
I never have to sleep...
... but it is like an addiction to you.
I can rewind time on items of my choice by a number of seconds to my choosing...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But every thing you affect turns rainbow colored.
I can shapeshift how I please.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
But not when you please.
I don't have a limit to the number of levels I can take for a character, and anything I homebrew becomes official content.
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
Eventually you are so powerful that the game becomes boring and leaves you feeling empty inside.
I can answer any question correctly.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Except that you are blind, def, mute, and paralyzed from the neck down, so that you cant know what the question is or respond to said question.
Small cute furry creatures sprout out of the ground where ever i have stepped.
Small, cute, and furry, they may be, but are vicious to their core and attack anything in their sight.
I understand and can speak any language and read any writing.
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
But you have too burp-speak too do it.
I can summon an unbreala when it starts to rain in my area.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
... but the umbrella is never in working order.
I have an extra set of extra strong arms (Goro style)!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
The extra set of arms moves under its own will (mostly to caress random strangers in awkward ways).
I have the ability to know wexactly what is wrong with any electronic device I touch, and the ability to repair it.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
... but they break as soon as you are no longer touching them.
I can run faster than any other living creature...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
All the time. You cannot stop or slow down.
Everyone likes me and laughs at all of my jokes.
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
Which are all dad jokes, even though I'm a mom.
I can turn into a turrasque...
A very short turrasque, around 1 foot.
I have retractable working wings.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The always stay retracted.
I can travel to alternate dimensions.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
But as long nothing exists in them.
I can draw anything with the thought of my mind...
But only ponies, namely a very pink pony who pops out of the weirdest places at the edge of your vision and force feeds you cupcakes, yet no one else can see her, and wonder why your suddenly eating a cupcake and where you got it from. This pony is always on your mind.
I know the winning numbers for every lottery and contest that is, has, and ever will be.