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However, you are guilt-ridden due to the sedimentary carnage you inflict.
I can make a porta-potty appear whenever I have to do number two.
Thank you.ChrisW
Ones are righteous. And one day, we just might believe it.
but it is always occupied
I can control objects with my mind
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you need to have grape juice stand hair to do so.
I can produce slime from my pores that can be used as glue, explosive, or a slippery replacement for roller sKate's.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
... but it's a roulette as to which one occurs and when!
I can change my scent/pheromones to whatever I want it to be at-will.
But you end up smelling like rotten eggs everytime
I am the master of stealth
You are always counted absent at events because they can't find you.
I am able to smell if people are lying.
... if there a bugbear wearing pink
i can speak any language
Now you speak a strange language called Any Language. It sounds like gibberish.
I can delete people's posts...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But they have veto power on your deletes.
I am unbeatable at mtg
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
But you lose miserably at Magic: The Gathering.
I am a mod.
...for skyrim
I have no need for food, water, sleep...
...Because you are a zombie.
My DMing skills rival that of Matt Mercer's...
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
... the Matt Mercer of an alternate dimension, a two-year-old who doesn't know his name.
I'm unbeatable at Magic: The Gathering
...But Magic: The Gathering doesn't exist in two-year-old Matt Mercer's alternate dimension.
I can create, destroy, and shift between dimensions at will...
But in the 'destroy' action you also destroy yourself.
I can manipulate probability...
... But never in your favor
I am super-smart
According to a Cow from Volo's guide.
I can force anyone's powers to be mine at will....
... But you are the only one left in the world and there is no one to steal powers from
I am super-smart according to an ancient red dragon from the monster manual.
The ancient red dragon is as smart as a cow(from Volo's Guide) In the 2 year old Matthew Mercer dimension you are in.
I can make it so that there was more people here
They are all clones of meeeee!!!
I wish my clones would go away
However, you are guilt-ridden due to the sedimentary carnage you inflict.
I can make a porta-potty appear whenever I have to do number two.
Thank you.
ChrisW
Ones are righteous. And one day, we just might believe it.
but it is always occupied
I can control objects with my mind
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you need to have grape juice stand hair to do so.
I can produce slime from my pores that can be used as glue, explosive, or a slippery replacement for roller sKate's.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
... but it's a roulette as to which one occurs and when!
I can change my scent/pheromones to whatever I want it to be at-will.
But you end up smelling like rotten eggs everytime
I am the master of stealth
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You are always counted absent at events because they can't find you.
I am able to smell if people are lying.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
... if there a bugbear wearing pink
i can speak any language
Now you speak a strange language called Any Language. It sounds like gibberish.
I can delete people's posts...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But they have veto power on your deletes.
I am unbeatable at mtg
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
But you lose miserably at Magic: The Gathering.
I am a mod.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
...for skyrim
I have no need for food, water, sleep...
...Because you are a zombie.
My DMing skills rival that of Matt Mercer's...
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
... the Matt Mercer of an alternate dimension, a two-year-old who doesn't know his name.
I'm unbeatable at Magic: The Gathering
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
...But Magic: The Gathering doesn't exist in two-year-old Matt Mercer's alternate dimension.
I can create, destroy, and shift between dimensions at will...
But in the 'destroy' action you also destroy yourself.
I can manipulate probability...
... But never in your favor
I am super-smart
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
According to a Cow from Volo's guide.
I can force anyone's powers to be mine at will....
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
... But you are the only one left in the world and there is no one to steal powers from
I am super-smart according to an ancient red dragon from the monster manual.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
The ancient red dragon is as smart as a cow(from Volo's Guide) In the 2 year old Matthew Mercer dimension you are in.
I can make it so that there was more people here
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
They are all clones of meeeee!!!
I wish my clones would go away
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature