"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
...But you can only remember one hour's worth of information at a time.
I can always smell where cookies are being baked...
... but I'm on a diet.
I can play any song I've ever heard in my life....
... very, very badly.
I can teleport ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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...randomly
I can mimic anyones voice...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
... because I'm an actual Mimic.
I can create any weapon that I can imagine from any mythology and use them...
...any weapon made of styrofoam, that is.
I can talk to animals...
...but can't understand a word they're saying.
I have telekinesis...
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... but can only kill goats with it.
I can rewind time....
... in two second intervals, once per day.
I have amazing archery skill...
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
... but any bow you touch shatters.
I have pyrokinesis and cryokinesis ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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...but can only use them to cancel out each other.
I can reset the timeline...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
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But forget everything that happened in previous timeline, doomed to repeat my actions.
I can make the world's best pizza....
... with the world's hardest-to-find, most expensive ingredients.
I know every book ever written ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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...but not the words inside of them.
I can think of amazing superpowers...
...but cannot use them at all. I remain a mortal 30 year old manchild neckbeard living in my mom's basement.
I can shoot fireballs...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
...that are just big enough to light candles.
I don't need to sleep...
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
...because I overdose on caffiene every. single. damn. day.
I eat children...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
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......but only your own.
I cease the pain of others...
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... by taking it on yourself tenfold.
I can create barriers through which no sound can pass ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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... but my internal organs feel every vibration that hits the barrier. They're not happy.
I can create ball bearings from my fingertip...