"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... but they never obey. And now my house is on fire and so is the rest of the neighborhood and the judge wants to know why there is a teddy bear shoving knives into people's necks.
... but they fall on your toes.
I have an infinite supply of daggers ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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... but you can't bring a dagger to a gun/sword/fireball/cooking fight.
I can become any action hero from any movie...
... but doing so gives you every wound, every injury, every bruise that action hero ever received.
I have 10-inch retractable claws ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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... but protracting them gives me the horrible urge to scratch my back until I retract them.
I can summon an army of trees...
... But they can't move and are meek saplings.
I can create clones of myself...
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Astromancer's Homebrew Assembly
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... but they instantly disappear if they notice me.
I can repair any item I touch...
... But you have to pay for the expenses.
I'm rich...
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
... in friends.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....
... to kill you so you never make another one.
I can turn into a dragon and back into myself ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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... turning into hot pink dragon.
I have telekinesis...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
... but if you use it on anything big, Newton's Laws will blow your brains out.
I can manipulate the fundamental laws of matter and existence ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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...without control.
I can make anything explode...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
...but only if I am within 3 cm of them.
I can reshape the universe...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
...into the shape of a bunny!
I will never die...
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... of old age. Because you'll get killed first.
I'm a pyrokinetic ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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...But can only set myself on fire.
I can summon playing cards from thin air...
But they're always too stiff to shuffle properly, so no one wants to use them.
I can animate stuffed animals to act however I want....
... but they never obey. And now my house is on fire and so is the rest of the neighborhood and the judge wants to know why there is a teddy bear shoving knives into people's necks.
I can create money...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
...for Monopoly.
I can eat as much food as I want and not get fat...
.. but I seem to have this pesky craving for something called Soylent Green.
I can dig through anything with a shovel....