"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
...But then it turns into an awakened shrub that is hostile towards you no matter what.
I can make dumb posts on this thread...
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Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
... but you can only take one shovel full a day...
I can watch TV and not get a headache...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
...of course, I can only watch golfing and the news.
I can eat a thousand ghost peppers without dying...
... or, rather, I have to eat a thousand ghost peppers or I will die.
All the mime actions I take are real....
...but the same can be said for mime deaths.
I have telepathy...
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...but can only talk to people within 3 in. of you.
I can conjure dogs out of thin air...
(Welcome to the forum games... and DDB :) ^^)
... but only the thin air from within this half-red, half-white ball that pops open and is hollow inside.
I always pick the winning ticket when I gamble...
... but I never gamble.
I can eat an unlimited amount of burgers...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
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PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
... but only McDonald's.
I can manipulate reality ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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... only if the reality you want to manipulate is willing.
I can make anything out of thin air...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
... as long as that "anything" is a black Ford Model T.
I can mimic anything I've ever heard ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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.... as long as that "anything" is "Model T. Ford! Squak!"
I can copy anyone's answer on a forum.... *cough* Just kidding.
I can make it stop snowing whenever I have to head out during the Holiday season....
... but it starts sleeting instead.
I can make it snow at will ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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But to a maximum of 4 total limbs.
I am the DM....
...and your players are all toddlers.
I never have to wait in a line for more than five minutes...
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
...But they won't ever give you what you want once you get to the end of the line.
I can turn into a ancient silver dragon and back at will...
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
...But you can only do it once
I can make anything out of grass...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
...But then it turns into an awakened shrub that is hostile towards you no matter what.
I can make dumb posts on this thread...
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
... and start flame wars from just innocent comments.
I can talk to the people inside pictures and have them respond back...