...But their singing is bad enough to make my ears bleed, and they crash into everything.
I can draw perfectly...
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Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
...But your computer magic warps all the tech you use, changing it so that it has one picobyte of memory.
I can tame any monster...
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Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... so if your first name is William, you're in trouble.
I can populate a castle with singing, dancing objects....
...But their singing is bad enough to make my ears bleed, and they crash into everything.
I can draw perfectly...
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
...but you don't have a pencil.
I can make any kind of chocolate at will...
If I have the ingredients.
My powers are beyond comprehension...
... that even you cannot understand (or use) them.
I am the master of space and time...
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
...in name only. You have no control over either.
I am connected to good wifi wherever I go...
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Astromancer's Homebrew Assembly
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
...But your computer magic warps all the tech you use, changing it so that it has one picobyte of memory.
I can tame any monster...
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
But all normal animals run wilds around you.
I can heal realy fast from any physical injury if i want too.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
But "too" is a foul-tasting food, so you never crave it.
I can cast enlarge/reduce at will...
...But only the reduce version on yourself.
I never make a spelling or grammar mistake...
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
...but that's only because I never write.
I can alter the weather at will...
But only in a 10 ft. radius sphere centered on you.
I can do the equivalent of time stop 2/day
Time stops for everything.
I can silence specified individuals for one hour at a time...
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Astromancer's Homebrew Assembly
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
... but you aren't the one who does the specifying.
I don't need to sleep ...
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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But you still need it
I can eat unlimited food
... of potato.
I can experience any kind of pleasure by uttering a word...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
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... any word, really. Its very hard on the knickers.
I'm always clean...
...after a shower.
I can teleport anyone, anything, anywhere...
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff