These deities, along with Elendon Starguide, are part of the Pantheon of a homebrew campaign setting I'm working on. Simply put, they are from a realm completely apart from this one.
Indeed? How can you assimilate something that burns with so much celestial energy that your nanoprobes are vaporized as soon as they enter my blood? And how can you assimilate my allies when I destroy those same nanoprobes with what is but a minor spell for me?
Against the Heroes of the Creation war? The ones who defeated the leader of all fiends, Gelmion, the one who the demon lords archdevils, and even Asmodeus himself bow to? Even the creator, Stargazer, would've been hard-pressed to win the war without the aid of Elendon and his companions, and that was when they were mortals.
Alright then. I've looked back at the past of this that I have missed. It would seem that there are at least some who are still trying to resist, as well as a new faction: BOB.
That being said, I use a subtle-cast teleport to appear next to zombles, and re-use my Mass Purification. You cannot resist the power of a deity.
Oh Elendon. Whilst you were gone my power has grown tenfold. You think your Mass Purification can stop me? Sever my children from the hive? Well you would be mistaken. Those who have gone through the cycle are one with the Jerry. They are immune to such abilities. And Zombles and Speedy Tabaxi just finished going through the cycle the second you teleported. So, I recommend you call forth your so called ‘deities’. Without their power you will never be able to defeat us. FOR WE ARE JERRY! AND WE ARE STRONG! Come forth my children. Join me in this battle. Say the words!
These deities, along with Elendon Starguide, are part of the Pantheon of a homebrew campaign setting I'm working on. Simply put, they are from a realm completely apart from this one.
You may have heard of snippets of tales and rumors of this realm, but none have ever traveled to or from it.
Jerry forever. JerryBorg will take you down.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Indeed? How can you assimilate something that burns with so much celestial energy that your nanoprobes are vaporized as soon as they enter my blood? And how can you assimilate my allies when I destroy those same nanoprobes with what is but a minor spell for me?
Jerry. Jerry enables all.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Also, LightningBoy and Plopped, I think you might be interested in this:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/subclasses/1094491-jerry
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Against the Heroes of the Creation war? The ones who defeated the leader of all fiends, Gelmion, the one who the demon lords archdevils, and even Asmodeus himself bow to? Even the creator, Stargazer, would've been hard-pressed to win the war without the aid of Elendon and his companions, and that was when they were mortals.
Jerry is pleased with your hard work Helmut. We can make a strong follower of you. You may even become Archpyromaniac.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Oh Elendon. Whilst you were gone my power has grown tenfold. You think your Mass Purification can stop me? Sever my children from the hive? Well you would be mistaken. Those who have gone through the cycle are one with the Jerry. They are immune to such abilities. And Zombles and Speedy Tabaxi just finished going through the cycle the second you teleported. So, I recommend you call forth your so called ‘deities’. Without their power you will never be able to defeat us. FOR WE ARE JERRY! AND WE ARE STRONG! Come forth my children. Join me in this battle. Say the words!
WE…
ARE…
JERRY!
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Also, I ranked the cult:
Jerry: plopped123
Mendigo: LightningBoy831
Archpyromaniacs: Helmut_McQuack
Jerry’s Friends: ThorukDuckSlayer, Rynn_Elocin
Jerry’s Pets: SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife, Smokehorn_knight_of_Cats
Followers: ShrimpFriedBryce, Great_Axeblade, The_Project_Delta, Chunkycow, WendigoOfLore, ItsNotAChest
Borgs: UndauntedDM, Dertinus
Recent initiates: ZomblesKlein, Overkill
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
LIES! I AM FREE! I AM THE RESISTANCE!
(We are Jerry)
I am also here.
Am snek.
WE ARE BOB!
no, I can't, be jerry's pet... i- must resist
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no, stay clear-headed-
WE ARE BOB!
J E R R Y
J J J E E E R R R R R R Y Y Y
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
WE ARE BOB!
WE ARE JERRY!
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Hmm. To be Jerry or not to be Jerry?
WE ARE BOB!
WE ARE BOB