Jerry then needs to scroll down and write a signature he thinks is good. Then Jerry needs to go to the thread ‘criticise the signature of the poster above you’ criticise someone’s signature, then receive some feedback about his own. Then Jerry needs to respond to the feedback by following its guidelines. Then Jerry will have a good signature.
I am part of the cult of Jerry, fear Jerry, love Jerry, be Jerry, we are Jerry. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to Dm recently. I owe everyone a lot of apologies . I'm really sorry. I would like to start a new campaign. Message me for questions.
Hang on a minute, I thought the spider guild was all for scheming minds?!
We are all for mischief, but stealing souls? BRAINWASHING? That's not mischief, that's downright villainy! We shall not stand for Jerry!
Whilst this may be true, it was all for a good cause, and we have since refrained from these ways. The hive is now simply a group of people who willingly seek to save the rest of existence from the monotonous life that is order. Jerry seeks to bring joy and passion to all, rather than boredom.
0verkill left your ranks a long time ago, his words of praise to Jerry mean nothing now. At this very moment, we are preparing our attack on the Infinity Plane, and there is nothing your minions can do to halt it. Before the soul-stealing, before the brainwashing, we could have joined forces, but you went too far. Now you shall taste the bitter cold of our machines extinguishing your 'sacred fire'.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Hang on a minute, I thought the spider guild was all for scheming minds?!
We are all for mischief, but stealing souls? BRAINWASHING? That's not mischief, that's downright villainy! We shall not stand for Jerry!
Whilst this may be true, it was all for a good cause, and we have since refrained from these ways. The hive is now simply a group of people who willingly seek to save the rest of existence from the monotonous life that is order. Jerry seeks to bring joy and passion to all, rather than boredom.
And yet, Zombles and SpeedyTabaxi are still involved in the hive. Zombles even seems to still be under your thrall, what with the following quote:
That quote from Zombles was a few months ago, and we also released all the brainwashed individuals, as seen in the deal (linked earlier)
Alright, so you're brainwashing days are over. Okay.
HOWEVER, we can't let you swallow the entirety of Adohand's Kitchen: That would throw the Grand Alliance and all the other, smaller cults into chaos! We can't let the Jerry Hive get out of control, and we'll do anything to make sure that never happens.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It has been far too long. Stargazer is just fine (after all, his is the supreme deity of his pantheon, and holds absolute power). Jerry is making progress towards being recognized by Stargazer as a deity, but as yet is not at that point, so your statement that Stargazer allowed Jerry to become a deity is very much so premature.
While Stargazer is true neutral, and doesn't care much for what Jerry does, Elendon still very much so does. He can appreciate the want to add some... excitement to people's lives, but the goal of ridding order is too much. Get rid of order, and the Prime Material Plane will become little more than a copy of the Abyss, where people do what they want, when they want, with no fear of retribution by a higher power. In a nutshell, it is anarchy you want. That is something that I, Elendon Starguide, cannot allow to happen.
This has evolved into something so weird. I’m not even slightly sure on this part of Jerry lore, the best part is that it’s all officiall. Everything any of you do in this thread is 100% Jerry fact. That scares me a little scarred, and in a way that Jerry hasn’t scared me before.
(also, when I created this I meant it to be a canabalistic hive mind, is that still going? The canable part, I know enough lore to know that we got did of the hive mind [right?])
I don't even know, Jerry, all I know is that I'm Jerry. Jerry hasn't been here with Jerry as much as Jerry would've liked. Jerry is a bit behind on stuff, and would also benefit from a rundown of the Jerry lore.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Jerry needs to go to his profile and hit ‘edit profile’.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Jerry then needs to scroll down and write a signature he thinks is good. Then Jerry needs to go to the thread ‘criticise the signature of the poster above you’ criticise someone’s signature, then receive some feedback about his own. Then Jerry needs to respond to the feedback by following its guidelines. Then Jerry will have a good signature.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
I believe that Jerry has done it.
I am part of the cult of Jerry, fear Jerry, love Jerry, be Jerry, we are Jerry. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to Dm recently. I owe everyone a lot of apologies . I'm really sorry. I would like to start a new campaign. Message me for questions.
Jerry has.
They may not be hairy, but Jerry's getting scary! We must stop the Jerry Hive!
I stand with the Resistance, and soon, the Jerry will fall!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
We of the Spider Guild shall plant a stake in the beating heart of Jerry, and end this madness once and for all!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Hang on a minute, I thought the spider guild was all for scheming minds?!
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Apparently, they are scheming against you.
We are all for mischief, but stealing souls? BRAINWASHING? That's not mischief, that's downright villainy! We shall not stand for Jerry!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elendon, You’re back! It’s been a while! How fairs Stargazer? How is Jerry doing on his path to becoming a deity?
Also, why oppose Jerry? Jerry is love, Jerry is life. In the words of ItsNotAChest, “I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.” And in the words of Overkill, “Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.” Surely these two examples alone should show that Jerry is not to be opposed. Even the deity Stargazer recognised his power, allowing him to become a deity. Yvonne, if you have not already, I suggest reading the history of this thread. It is very interesting, and I think by studying Jerry you will learn that he is truly what we say he is. As I have stated previously, if you want to read more about Jerry, you can find out about some of his exploits here: (Jerry’s backstory, currently being worked on by Plopped123), here: (Jerry’s introduction and adventures in the ‘You are in a Room’ thread), here: (Jerry’s death), here: (The first page of this thread, just so you can read through), here: (The introduction of Elendon, reading this will then lead you to the big battle), here: (The beginning of the big battle, leading up to the resurrection), here: (The resurrection and the deal), and if you want to see some Jerry related homebrew, here: (Jerry homebrew thread).
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Whilst this may be true, it was all for a good cause, and we have since refrained from these ways. The hive is now simply a group of people who willingly seek to save the rest of existence from the monotonous life that is order. Jerry seeks to bring joy and passion to all, rather than boredom.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
0verkill left your ranks a long time ago, his words of praise to Jerry mean nothing now. At this very moment, we are preparing our attack on the Infinity Plane, and there is nothing your minions can do to halt it. Before the soul-stealing, before the brainwashing, we could have joined forces, but you went too far. Now you shall taste the bitter cold of our machines extinguishing your 'sacred fire'.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
And yet, Zombles and SpeedyTabaxi are still involved in the hive. Zombles even seems to still be under your thrall, what with the following quote:
You say you are done with your brainwashings? LIES! Our dreadnaught will make the Jerry Hive crumble for this unforgivable crime!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
That quote from Zombles was a few months ago, and we also released all the brainwashed individuals, as seen in the deal (linked earlier)
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Alright, so you're brainwashing days are over. Okay.
HOWEVER, we can't let you swallow the entirety of Adohand's Kitchen: That would throw the Grand Alliance and all the other, smaller cults into chaos! We can't let the Jerry Hive get out of control, and we'll do anything to make sure that never happens.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It has been far too long. Stargazer is just fine (after all, his is the supreme deity of his pantheon, and holds absolute power). Jerry is making progress towards being recognized by Stargazer as a deity, but as yet is not at that point, so your statement that Stargazer allowed Jerry to become a deity is very much so premature.
While Stargazer is true neutral, and doesn't care much for what Jerry does, Elendon still very much so does. He can appreciate the want to add some... excitement to people's lives, but the goal of ridding order is too much. Get rid of order, and the Prime Material Plane will become little more than a copy of the Abyss, where people do what they want, when they want, with no fear of retribution by a higher power. In a nutshell, it is anarchy you want. That is something that I, Elendon Starguide, cannot allow to happen.
ANTI JERRY CULT
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
This has evolved into something so weird. I’m not even slightly sure on this part of Jerry lore, the best part is that it’s all officiall. Everything any of you do in this thread is 100% Jerry fact. That scares me a little scarred, and in a way that Jerry hasn’t scared me before.
(also, when I created this I meant it to be a canabalistic hive mind, is that still going? The canable part, I know enough lore to know that we got did of the hive mind [right?])
Can someone give me a super fast rundown of all the Jerry post-death lore please? I’m not even sure anymore.
I don't even know, Jerry, all I know is that I'm Jerry. Jerry hasn't been here with Jerry as much as Jerry would've liked. Jerry is a bit behind on stuff, and would also benefit from a rundown of the Jerry lore.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"