It spits out the ultimate TTRPG sourcebook, containing every single official RPG book ever created within its thousands of pages.
I feed the mimic HORUS.
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The Mimic eats the Rhyno with the skin still on it, making a small flesh squishing noise as it crunches. Rather quickly, two circular metal handles magically appear on both sides of the Mimic before falling off to the floor with a clang.
You now have two bracelets of "Literal Mage Hand". While wearing these, you can magically detach one of your hands and use it as if it were a mage hand created by the spell.
The mimic looks at you, says: "DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D EAT MY OWN BROTHER?" You shrug your shoulders. The Mimic smiles as he EATS HIS OWN BROTHER. (Which is the beholder) The Mimic asks: "What do you want, a cookie?" You shrug your shoulders waiting in silence. It spits out a single chocolate chip cookie with a bite already taken from it.
The mimic laughs so hard at the joke that one of it's teeth falls out, congrats you now have a mimic tooth.
I give the mimic $5.
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HERE.it spits out £5
I feed it the player's handbook.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out the ultimate TTRPG sourcebook, containing every single official RPG book ever created within its thousands of pages.
I feed the mimic HORUS.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
it spits out suroh
i feed it helm (the god)
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
It spits out his Gloryous BAN-Hammer of Exhaustion.
I feed the Mimic some nails.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
it spits out some nails (the finger type)
i feed it your pfp
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
It blows out some q2q
I feed the mimic your Yandere pillow
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
It spits you out because you didn't change your pants and undies in 2 months.
I feed the Mimic a Rhynoceros.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The Mimic eats the Rhyno with the skin still on it, making a small flesh squishing noise as it crunches. Rather quickly, two circular metal handles magically appear on both sides of the Mimic before falling off to the floor with a clang.
You now have two bracelets of "Literal Mage Hand". While wearing these, you can magically detach one of your hands and use it as if it were a mage hand created by the spell.
I feed the mimic one of my hands.
(daaaang dude, you narrating that like a dm.)
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
well thanks, I like most of your posts too.
The mimic spits out two of your hands
i feed it a d300000000000000000000000
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
it spits out a d30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I feed it a Beholder, still alive.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The mimic looks at you, says: "DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D EAT MY OWN BROTHER?" You shrug your shoulders. The Mimic smiles as he EATS HIS OWN BROTHER. (Which is the beholder) The Mimic asks: "What do you want, a cookie?" You shrug your shoulders waiting in silence. It spits out a single chocolate chip cookie with a bite already taken from it.
I FEED IT THE NUMBER 4489
it spits out lunch
i feed it a nat0
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
It spits out a Nat20 (you obviously casted silvery barbs).
I feed the mimic a 50-cal sniper rifle.
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The last thing you see is a red dot on your chest and a loud bang
I feed the mimic the 10 commandments
It spits out guns.
I feed it a d1
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out the 4th wall: "Hi to everyone reading this! This thread is COOL!"
I feed it my best friend....my dog.