As stated somewhere in this thread before (I won’t bother to find it) I said the sun is powered by magic, and I just so happen to be in an antimagic field, surrounded by ice for long enough to get saved by my wizard apprentice and be turned back into a wizard.
you were walking in an open field during a thunderstorm, and in an unlikely turn of events, you are struck by lightning not from the storm, but from a wizard who cast lightning bolt at 9th level.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I ask them why, they tell me that they wanted to prove to other trees that they are cool and they start crying (don't ask how a tree cries) and I comfort them, and to show them that they're cool to the other trees, I give them a flamethrower. :)
I do so after inducing them into a food coma with chili-cheese dip and potato salad. When they wake up to find they have been messed with I blame it on Carl and he takes the blame.
Luckily I'm also multiclassed as a Draconic Sorcerer and Bard with Expertise in Persuasion to have excellent rolls on persuading the dragon Tiamat to attack Baphomet instead.
You are a random commoner just minding your own business when suddenly Tiamat and Bahumut start fighting in your fields and causing massive destruction.
I put the letter from my brother who lives near my home back into the envelope, sigh, and wonder why this had to happen while I was away on vacation. I guess I just won't go back now.
You are now a homeless commoner in a foreign land full of thieves and murderers. (yeah, weird vacation spot)
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I use every spell I know to escape, and after the person who asked me to kill a dragon reveals himself as the BBEG, I murder hobo him.
you just started a campaign with High-tech magic things in it, and while you were minding your own business, you hear engines, look up and see a plane seconds away from hitting you.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I enjoy the “lava” which is actually the name of a spicy soup at a fancy restaurant.
You got tied to a tree by a giant, he roasted you over a fire for a minute, and then began sword fighting with another giant using the tree you are tied to.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
An Indominus Rex comes along, creating an epic team-up between the legacy velociraptor and t-rex for the climax of the movie. And me, running along in high heels, am fine.
You're in a mansion after a dinosaur sale gone wrong and there's an Indoraptor chasing you through the home.
I cut off my fingers, and shut the door all the way. then I wait until the ball 'exits' the tarrasque
You just impaled your brain with a lightsaber.
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Me no have brain. Army of ancient dragons trying to kill you
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Someone about a mile away activates multiple Orbs of Dragonkind.
You've just activated several Orbs of Dragonkind.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Fortunately for me they're orbs of Dragon Kind. And the dragons are kind to me, allowing to go my merry way in peace.
You're level 1 and new to the Tomb of Horrors.
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But my player has optimized me to perfection, allowing me to be the absolute best at running away.
You are an ice cream cone on the sun.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
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As stated somewhere in this thread before (I won’t bother to find it) I said the sun is powered by magic, and I just so happen to be in an antimagic field, surrounded by ice for long enough to get saved by my wizard apprentice and be turned back into a wizard.
you were walking in an open field during a thunderstorm, and in an unlikely turn of events, you are struck by lightning not from the storm, but from a wizard who cast lightning bolt at 9th level.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
well there was a man who was struck by lightning several times in his life, so...
you are not the heavy in heavy is dead
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Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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I am pyro.
You just got ran over by a train. Your body is not in one piece.
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I'm a lizardman that lost his tail. It'll grow back
You are walking through the forest when suddenly the trees attack!
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I ask them why, they tell me that they wanted to prove to other trees that they are cool and they start crying (don't ask how a tree cries) and I comfort them, and to show them that they're cool to the other trees, I give them a flamethrower. :)
You mess with the DM
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How does a tree cry?
I do so after inducing them into a food coma with chili-cheese dip and potato salad. When they wake up to find they have been messed with I blame it on Carl and he takes the blame.
You are Carl.
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Oh. I am Carl. Uh, the DM drops Tiamat on me, but the party cleric resurrects me.
You are the cleric, and you just used your last spell slot, and Tiamat turns towards you to attack.
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Luckily I'm also multiclassed as a Draconic Sorcerer and Bard with Expertise in Persuasion to have excellent rolls on persuading the dragon Tiamat to attack Baphomet instead.
You are a random commoner just minding your own business when suddenly Tiamat and Bahumut start fighting in your fields and causing massive destruction.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I put the letter from my brother who lives near my home back into the envelope, sigh, and wonder why this had to happen while I was away on vacation. I guess I just won't go back now.
You are now a homeless commoner in a foreign land full of thieves and murderers. (yeah, weird vacation spot)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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I peace out and tell someone else to deal with it.
You are a level 10 wizard who was asked to deal with a dragon, only to find two extremely powerful creatures fighting.
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I use every spell I know to escape, and after the person who asked me to kill a dragon reveals himself as the BBEG, I murder hobo him.
you just started a campaign with High-tech magic things in it, and while you were minding your own business, you hear engines, look up and see a plane seconds away from hitting you.
(So close to getting to 500 posts here!)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
i would've done some voodoo magic if I were you, Drag0nb0rn, but ok. Also, this is an answer to Shinny's scenario.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I enjoy the “lava” which is actually the name of a spicy soup at a fancy restaurant.
You got tied to a tree by a giant, he roasted you over a fire for a minute, and then began sword fighting with another giant using the tree you are tied to.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
The other giant’s weapon slices my ropes and I’m able slip away.
A Trex chases you onto a rickety rope bridge over an endless chasm, and her friend the velociraptor is waiting on the other side.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
An Indominus Rex comes along, creating an epic team-up between the legacy velociraptor and t-rex for the climax of the movie. And me, running along in high heels, am fine.
You're in a mansion after a dinosaur sale gone wrong and there's an Indoraptor chasing you through the home.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary