I'm wearing my astronaut suit, and float towards a friendly ship.
You're a traveling mercenary, skilled with the sword, having been hired to protect a nobleman as they traveled through the wilderness on a royal errand to another kingdom. Currently passing through a thick grove of trees in a grassland, you notice odd shimmerings between the branches, trunks, and foliage. Colors seem to swirl around you, and you start to hear faint... cackling? You smell sweet, strong, earthy scents, and a twilight fills the air. Suddenly, it goes quiet, and whirling around, you see that you are alone. With a shiver, you realize that you have traveled into the Feywild, away from your companions. Looking deeper into the trees, you see a banshee, a night hag, and a displacer beast all approaching you. It's unusual and unlucky that they all happened to be there, and all seem intent on killing you, but you draw your sword as they come upon you...
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
You are sucked into the last game you played (Now it's time for your input, dear replier! What was the last game you played and how do you survive it?) as a lv 1 wizard.
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Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
I throw fire bolts everywhere and win a game of hypixel bedwars.
you just made a contract with asmodeus for your life, to kill the terrasque, as a level one fighter.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You are in a room with a falling ceiling. There are four doors, but they’re all trapped and you don’t have time to disarm them. On the ceiling there is a chandelier
I we are flattened by a gorilla. We, meaning all of my friends surrounding me, and cushioning me, as a single baby gorilla sits on top of us, possibly harming my friends, but not me.
You got turned into peanut butter and got placed inside a dog's mouth.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Though I die, a part of me is able to time travel prior to my death and enlist the aid of my children to go back in time via a tricked out DeLorean and ensure I learn the secrets of time travel.
You are locked in a room with a Werewolf without any access to magic or silvered weapons.
I'm a water bottle, unable to move and eat the chocolate.
You are drinking from a poisoned water bottle.
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I’m a yuan-ti
you are fighting tiamat
MY INFO
I die and respawn far away.
An extremely heavy centaur just respawed on your head.
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I hold up a super trampoline.
You were trampolined into space, and are a centaur.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I'm wearing my astronaut suit, and float towards a friendly ship.
You're a traveling mercenary, skilled with the sword, having been hired to protect a nobleman as they traveled through the wilderness on a royal errand to another kingdom. Currently passing through a thick grove of trees in a grassland, you notice odd shimmerings between the branches, trunks, and foliage. Colors seem to swirl around you, and you start to hear faint... cackling? You smell sweet, strong, earthy scents, and a twilight fills the air. Suddenly, it goes quiet, and whirling around, you see that you are alone. With a shiver, you realize that you have traveled into the Feywild, away from your companions. Looking deeper into the trees, you see a banshee, a night hag, and a displacer beast all approaching you. It's unusual and unlucky that they all happened to be there, and all seem intent on killing you, but you draw your sword as they come upon you...
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...and quit playing my minecraft mods.
You are sucked into the last game you played (Now it's time for your input, dear replier! What was the last game you played and how do you survive it?) as a lv 1 wizard.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I throw fire bolts everywhere and win a game of hypixel bedwars.
you just made a contract with asmodeus for your life, to kill the terrasque, as a level one fighter.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I two TARRASQUE
you are going against two TARRASQUE
MY INFO
I conjure two Tiamats to kill the tarrasques
You are a tarrasque being crushed by Tiamat
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I summon three thousand Tiamat’s.
You are in a room with a falling ceiling. There are four doors, but they’re all trapped and you don’t have time to disarm them. On the ceiling there is a chandelier
MY INFO
I cast teleport
a very cranky iron golem is hunting you down and u are lv 1
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
hide/stealth as a rogue with expertise, or just book it with cunning action.
You stopped aliving.
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Aha, but I am still living.
You we’re just flattened by a gorilla.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I we are flattened by a gorilla. We, meaning all of my friends surrounding me, and cushioning me, as a single baby gorilla sits on top of us, possibly harming my friends, but not me.
You got turned into peanut butter and got placed inside a dog's mouth.
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Darn autocorrect.
The dog was freeing me from my jar.
You got stomped on by a dinosaur and a random meteorite hit you directly as you were down.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
A random one, formed from pure randomness. As the ball of random energy slams into me, I suddenly grow a yellow tail above my right eyebrow.
You are a normal human that just got nuked.
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I suddenly grow a yellow tail above my right eyebrow.
You have gained the power of time travel, but you died on the way back in a week, when you were planning and gonna tell yourself that you did it.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
Though I die, a part of me is able to time travel prior to my death and enlist the aid of my children to go back in time via a tricked out DeLorean and ensure I learn the secrets of time travel.
You are locked in a room with a Werewolf without any access to magic or silvered weapons.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I have the key to the room.
you will die in 36.78 seconds.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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I stop time.
The planes are collapsing
MY INFO