I am vecna, and now am really mad that the dragon bit off my hand and I tell it to give me my hand back or else
Wait- Vecna's still alive? That can only mean one thing - not even the Scroll of Dispel Vecna could defeat him! This is a great divine calamity beyond words.
you are sitting on a chair in your lawn... and then a purple worm bursts from the ground under you and swallows you whole
I happen to be a clay golem. Therefore, not only am I immune to the worm's bite, but I actually heal from its digestive fluids. I eventually get tired of being stuck inside it, so I punch it until it barfs me up. Overall, it's an annoying and inconvenient experience, and I am quite disappointed with this worm now.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I'm a minmaxed Hexblade warlock/Conquest paladin/rogue monstrosity with the Great Weapon Master, Polearm Master, and Sentinel feats. That squishy little sorlock doesn't stand a chance against my absurdly frustrating build any more than the DM does.
The DM smiles as you tell him what you're going to do and rolls a bunch of dice behind the DM screen while flipping through the Monster Manual.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I'm a minmaxed Hexblade warlock/Conquest paladin/rogue monstrosity with the Great Weapon Master, Polearm Master, and Sentinel feats. That squishy little sorlock doesn't stand a chance against my absurdly frustrating build any more than the DM does.
The DM smiles as you tell him what you're going to do and rolls a bunch of dice behind the DM screen while flipping through the Monster Manual.
Attacking the shopkeeper for being annoying seemed like a good idea until you found out that he was a polymorphed gold dragon.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
In fact i am also a polymorphed dragon and we duel but in the process destroy the entire town
your dm just asked you what your passive perception is
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
The DM has told you that he will kill your character if you do anything to derail his railroaded campaign. Two sessions later, you attempt to reason with a dragon instead of fighting it.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
you Just got struck by lightning and you have lightning damage vulnerability
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I'm level 20. Getting struck by lightning deals, according to Dragon of Icespire Peak, 2d10 damage to you. It's only a minor setback.
You put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I’m already in the astral plane, and I have plane shift
you just got teleported to the sea of fire in the plane of fire
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
That's okay. I'm an efretti. Wait - didn't I just teleport myself?
The DM just added guns to your D&D game and has populated the worlds with people with guns. You can't afford any guns.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I'm a 20th level hill dwarf barbarian with 24 CON and the tough feat. "Three hundred and forty-five." I reply. "By the way, I'm a bear totem barbarian and I'm raging, so unless it's psychic damage, I take half of it."
That barbarian I just described attacks you.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing all adventurers start out as commoners, todays the day I take my oath
Sul khatesh and rak tulkesh have appeared before you, each angered at you for messing with their plans, sul khatesh has used her antimagic ability on you
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
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Wait- Vecna's still alive? That can only mean one thing - not even the Scroll of Dispel Vecna could defeat him! This is a great divine calamity beyond words.
I happen to be a clay golem. Therefore, not only am I immune to the worm's bite, but I actually heal from its digestive fluids. I eventually get tired of being stuck inside it, so I punch it until it barfs me up. Overall, it's an annoying and inconvenient experience, and I am quite disappointed with this worm now.
Next prompt: Fireball.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I am a tiefling rouge with evasion
you are the dragon that bit off vecnas hand
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I hire a cohort of chromatic dragons to pose as me, and escape into eberron since there is a different archlich in eberron who is not vecna
A minmaxed coffeelock.
N/A
I'm a minmaxed Hexblade warlock/Conquest paladin/rogue monstrosity with the Great Weapon Master, Polearm Master, and Sentinel feats. That squishy little sorlock doesn't stand a chance against my absurdly frustrating build any more than the DM does.
The DM smiles as you tell him what you're going to do and rolls a bunch of dice behind the DM screen while flipping through the Monster Manual.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I cast invulnerability from Xanathers guide
Beholder ray
N/A
I move into the Beholder's antimagic cone.
Attacking the shopkeeper for being annoying seemed like a good idea until you found out that he was a polymorphed gold dragon.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
In fact i am also a polymorphed dragon and we duel but in the process destroy the entire town
your dm just asked you what your passive perception is
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
My passive perception is 27.
The DM has told you that he will kill your character if you do anything to derail his railroaded campaign. Two sessions later, you attempt to reason with a dragon instead of fighting it.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I am an Eladrin and can talk with feys, so I use animal handling
your dm is smiling and rolling lots of dice
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Because I just gave him $20
you just rolled your last death saving throw
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing it was a natural 20
You encounter a pactdevil
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Good thing it’s my warlock patron
you Just got struck by lightning and you have lightning damage vulnerability
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I'm level 20. Getting struck by lightning deals, according to Dragon of Icespire Peak, 2d10 damage to you. It's only a minor setback.
You put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I’m already in the astral plane, and I have plane shift
you just got teleported to the sea of fire in the plane of fire
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
That's okay. I'm an efretti. Wait - didn't I just teleport myself?
The DM just added guns to your D&D game and has populated the worlds with people with guns. You can't afford any guns.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I'm playing a Homebrew Ewok race. Because if they could handle blasters then they can handle guns.
The DM just rolled some dice, got a worried look, and asked, "Uh... how many hit points do you have again?"
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I'm a 20th level hill dwarf barbarian with 24 CON and the tough feat. "Three hundred and forty-five." I reply. "By the way, I'm a bear totem barbarian and I'm raging, so unless it's psychic damage, I take half of it."
That barbarian I just described attacks you.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Good thing I’m an ancient red dragon
you are a young commoner and just poked a sleeping bear In The eye
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing all adventurers start out as commoners, todays the day I take my oath
Sul khatesh and rak tulkesh have appeared before you, each angered at you for messing with their plans, sul khatesh has used her antimagic ability on you
Oh no now I can’t use magic I fly away and breath fire on them
You accidentally shot the king while practicing archery in your yard
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)