then i shoot Daryll with my tack nerf gun

I run like heck but still get thrown by the explosion the nerf gun has little effect on my armor but I am probably deaf in one ear at least. I crawl away and treat my wounds as best I can.

Sadly Me_link can't hit me as I am inside a locked room

" First aid supplies in aisle ten "

Suddenly I come back from the Home Depot, With power tools galore strapped to my post-apocolyptic suit.

" Oh, Kliff, I thought you were dead? "

Well I saw a time machine in home depot... and one thing lead to another, here I am.

LOL since there werent any rules on home depot...

Suddenly, the dinosaurs I tamed and brought with me in the time machine burst in, killing everything but me and themselves.

Then, pretty much every empire ever (They work for me now) charge in, and take over the store.

Edit: Did I just win?

Quote from Kliff_the_Gelatinous_Cube >>

Well I saw a time machine in home depot... and one thing lead to another, here I am.

LOL since there werent any rules on home depot...

Suddenly, the dinosaurs I tamed and brought with me in the time machine burst in, killing everything but me and themselves.

Then, pretty much every empire ever (They work for me now) charge in, and take over the store.

Edit: Did I just win?

 No the time police stopped you before you begin 

(please no, just no. please only things that actually make sense plz.)

I get sown from my fort, grab some coffee and a switch, and go back into the fort. i play BotW while i drink lots of cups of coffee.

" You there! Stop that! Play MarioKart instead! "

i ****ineu to play BotW and, just as you say that, i get my thirteenth heart and pull out the master sword

Okay... I'll enter the battlefield now... I grab rags, matches, and a case of vodka ( 100% alcohol )

i sadly stop playing BotW, and throw out a can of gas then a match, then get back to playing BotW. i kill thunder blight gannon, and head toward hyrule castle.

I then proceed to grab some bean bag chairs and break into the gaming section, pausing as I come upon dnd books...

i jump out of my fort, and run over to the dnd books, grab 2 copies of every source book and adventuer, than before you can kill me, i run back to my fort.

I set up the ultimate man cave in a corner of walmart since it seems nobody wants to kill me

I then proceed to play some skyrim and Moonlighter

i set the walmart on fire with a match and some gas

Yep, I have finished almost all side quests on skyrim and pull out a fire extinguisher to put out the fires

i beat BotW in 35 minutes