so you step into the dungeon. a voice says i am dungeon master, the living dungeon. then the door slams shut and a giant mimic mouth appears in front of you.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You reach for the door, but your hand gets stuck. Roll initiative.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Anything that involves the DM playing and making your character choices. I am not there to listen to a narrative or story. I am there to Participate in one.
Hey pals, let's burn those D&d 5ed. books on the pyre you can see in my backyard, and let's get some fun on the Summer fest 2024 at Barcelona ( Spain ).
so you step into the dungeon. a voice says i am dungeon master, the living dungeon. then the door slams shut and a giant mimic mouth appears in front of you.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
DM: "Ok John its your turn, what does Fort the Barbarian do?"
John/Fort: "Ok I want to rage and make my two att..."
DM: "No."
John/Fort: "No?"
DM: "No, your level 1 you can't do tha..."
All Players: "No?"
DM: 'Ummmmm, Yeah?"
John/Fort: "Change of plans." Pulls out a desert eagle.
(Edit; This is based off what one of my new players did. All is real except the last 3 ones)
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
you poke the slime? ok, roll constitution.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You reach for the door, but your hand gets stuck. Roll initiative.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
player: to hit is 25 and the damage is...
DM: 25 doesn't hit
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
mimic eh?
DM: a giant pug looms before you.
Player: ok, i cast wish to kill it.
DM: nothing happens.
Player 2: i cast meteor rain. i will roll this, ok? lessee, to hit 30.
DM: hit.
Player 2: Yes! damage is... 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.
DM: ok,after modifiers damage is 0.
Player 2: how? ok i use an ability to charm it.
DM: nothing.
Player 2: ok i apply every effect.
DM: the only effect of it is invisibilty.
(i made a actual monster like that, the pugga.)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You hear a skittering sound...
"this time you don't get to know the monsters xp or any other details *giggle* "
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
The evil wizard looks at you and calmly says die how much hp do you have
Rolls 50 dice
Pause
Looks Concerned: ”How many Hit Points do you have again?”
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Thanks for all of this! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep it going!
VOTE PEDRO!!!
Player wants to do something random
Takes the DM 15 minutes and a lot of dice rolls then just says, "OK."
VOTE PEDRO!!!
you step into the normal room. trust me, normal. NORMALLLLL!
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
DM: The room ahead is dark-
Players- I have darkvision!
DM: Your Darkvision doesn't seem to work.
Players: Oh, (gp).
*Bonus thing a player could say to traumatize the DM!*
"So I'm using some homebrew I made..."
Edit: Also "So I wanna use this build that I found online..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Anything that involves the DM playing and making your character choices. I am not there to listen to a narrative or story. I am there to Participate in one.
The worst thing a DM would say is :
Hey pals, let's burn those D&d 5ed. books on the pyre you can see in my backyard, and let's get some fun on the Summer fest 2024 at Barcelona ( Spain ).
Screw the sheezy books outta here !! Yee-haw !!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Are you absolutely sure you want to do that?
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
It happened some weeks ago.
Some Spanish DMs are just pure trollisters when they open the door just to say the obvious 'hi everyone !! phrase.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
-You've never seen anything like it. Not even remotely.
-Are you sure?
VOTE PEDRO!!!
"Give me a second to roll to see if you get a random encounter." *Rolls a die*
*Looks at the result, and rolls a second die*
*WIDE EYES OF CONCERN*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig