Granted! Now you follow all your good advice! of course, good is an opinion.... so you get the good opinion of your advice from a madman, who says blowing up the earth is good advice. Nice job!
When you open the top of the can a root brandishes a mug of ale at you threateningly whilst another "accidentally" bumps into you and takes your wallet.
I wish for the power to shatter the multicosmos with a single thought. ;) I'll get the desired end result nearly any way you twist this wish (insert maniacal CE laughter here)
Wish granted but you accidentally hold one in and you explode
I wish that a cute guy would like me as in Ruby666 aka Liz
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish Granted! Unfortunately Phil Swift is too busy making Flex Tape commercials to be in a relationship.
I wish for a works cited page in proper MLA 8 format.
Wish granted but you lost all your notes and have to start all over again
I wish that a cute guy my age and that was ready to be in a relationship would like Ruby666 aka Liz
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Granted, all the cute 600 plus year olds come knocking
I wish that I would follow my own good advice.
Extended Signature
Granted! Now you follow all your good advice! of course, good is an opinion.... so you get the good opinion of your advice from a madman, who says blowing up the earth is good advice. Nice job!
I wish I could eat pizza every day.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted but that is the only food you can eat and you get sick of eating it and die of starvation
I wish it wasn’t so cold in Iowa
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
The heat of an nuclear strike is short lived. You've brought nuclear winter to us all.
I wish our leaders had entertained peace.
Extended Signature
Peace Johnson gives a standing ovation at the end of hit Broadway musical "Our Leaders."
I wish I had some good sushi right now.
Granted. It was made out of fish that could've saved humanity. Why didn't you ask to eat the evil-aligned fish?
I wish for a perfect pair of socks that fit my feet snugly.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
wish granted but you cant buy then because they are too expensive
I wish that Iowa had normal weather
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
It is a crisp 41 degrees in Des Moines, a normal late November day.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
Your head stops hurting, but you immediately sprain your ankle. Badly.
I wish Thanksgiving was over already.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Wish Granted! Last year's Thanksgivings has been over for 364 days!
I wish I didn't have a paper cut.
Well, you definitely don't have a paper cut, but you should probably get that cut-off finger on ice and head to the emergency room.
I wish I never had bad hair days.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
You now have evil hair days. Your life is now a never ending struggle against your hair, which has its sights set on world domination.
I wish I had a plain, ordinary life with an average sized house, a decent job and a loving wife...also, that I stay a dude.
Good luck with your brand new morgage.
I wish for everyone's safety wile traviling for thanksgiving.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
They'll get there fine. Travelling from their Thanksgiving meal to the hospital after severe food poisoning on the other hand...
I wish to be a lot fitter and healthier without ever getting unhealthy regardless of my actions.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
You contract pancreatic cancer. Hey, it had nothing to do with your actions.
I wish my cute little dog had a louder, more intimidating bark.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
Each bark shatters widows, and other glass objects, and can be heard from a mile away.
I wish for a can of rootbeer.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
When you open the top of the can a root brandishes a mug of ale at you threateningly whilst another "accidentally" bumps into you and takes your wallet.
I wish for the power to shatter the multicosmos with a single thought. ;) I'll get the desired end result nearly any way you twist this wish (insert maniacal CE laughter here)
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways