Unfortunately, life sucks and then you die. Welcome to the party! Embrace the suck and deal with it. One great way is escapism playing D&D.
I wish I'd bought into BitCoin when it was 10 cents. It's now past $73,000 and I'd be a multi-billionaire living on a private island with a unicorn (i.e., brilliant, fun, loving, beautiful, faithful, imaginatively amorous, model-looking-babe who plays D&D, and makes amazing margaritas).
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Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, "No. You move."
Granted. You bought into BitCoin, but it got stolen. And for some reason you fell for one of the "BitCoin recovery" scams that get posted on DDB now and then, leading to a loss of all your remaining money.
Good wish, bro. Granted. But I have to corrupt it so let's say it first requires a war between the US and France, instigated by Netflix for the purpose of acquiring all of Ankama's intellectual property.
Unfortunately that cannot be done! No wish can make the mind-numbingness of chores better!
I wish for a dish. Just a dish. Nothing on it. Just a normal, undamaged dish.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Wish granted. It's terrible to the point of unwatchability.
I wish for a thing.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
It you twist it the other way, which makes it better. Yay!
I wish to be alive again.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Nothing is uncorruptable. Therefore in granting your wish everything in the universe ceases to exist.
I wish I could live my life over again, knowing what I know now, and make better choices.
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Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, "No. You move."
Nothing is uncorruptable. Therefore in granting your wish everything in the universe ceases to exist.
I wish I could live my life over again, knowing what I know now, and make better choices.
Granted. You're sent back to your childhood and allowed to reshape your past. Unfortunately, nothing changes for the better. In fact, you wake up one day and realize everything is now somehow worse. Then I run up and kick you in the crotch.
I wish I could replace my sadistic Schadenfreude with my childhood sense of wonder.
I wish for affordable space travel. (I want to see the Earth from afar!)
Granted. You're on an orbital drift course in a patent-pending Titan Space Pod, brought to you by our budget "engineers" at SpaceGate (formerly OceanGate)!
I wish for affordable space travel. (I want to see the Earth from afar!)
Granted. You're on an orbital drift course in a patent-pending Titan Space Pod, brought to you by our budget "engineers" at SpaceGate (formerly OceanGate)!
I wish for three more wishes.
if you use any of your extra wishes, you die
I wish for an army of 600,000 arthropods that follow all of my orders
Granted you are now forever young
I wish for less fan service (You know what im talking about) in all media
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Granted. M Night Shymalan comes back to make the next two movies of his Last Airbender. (It's not like you could call those fan service.)
Alterantively, granted. Rotating blades that move air to create a cooling effect are now all broken in movies due to a lack of servicing.
I wish printers weren't so particular about whose brand of ink they take. Could've saved a nice amount of money if they were more easy-going.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. They all take the same one. And it no longer exists anywhere on the planet.
I wish I existed
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Wish granted. You exist. Cogito, ergo sum.
Unfortunately, life sucks and then you die. Welcome to the party! Embrace the suck and deal with it. One great way is escapism playing D&D.
I wish I'd bought into BitCoin when it was 10 cents. It's now past $73,000 and I'd be a multi-billionaire living on a private island with a unicorn (i.e., brilliant, fun, loving, beautiful, faithful, imaginatively amorous, model-looking-babe who plays D&D, and makes amazing margaritas).
Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, "No. You move."
Granted. You bought into BitCoin, but it got stolen. And for some reason you fell for one of the "BitCoin recovery" scams that get posted on DDB now and then, leading to a loss of all your remaining money.
I wish for a nice big refund check from the IRS.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted but the check is taxed to the point where it doesn't matter
I wish for more seasons of Wakfu on Netflix
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Good wish, bro. Granted.
But I have to corrupt it so let's say it first requires a war between the US and France, instigated by Netflix for the purpose of acquiring all of Ankama's intellectual property.
I wish for tidying the house to not be so boring.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Unfortunately that cannot be done! No wish can make the mind-numbingness of chores better!
I wish for a dish. Just a dish. Nothing on it. Just a normal, undamaged dish.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
You get a fish shaped like a dish.
I wish for a live action movie of The Silmarillion.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Wish granted. It's terrible to the point of unwatchability.
I wish for a thing.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
You die.
I wish to untwist my previous wish.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
It you twist it the other way, which makes it better. Yay!
I wish to be alive again.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Granted, you die instantly after
I wish for all good media to be uncorruptable
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Nothing is uncorruptable. Therefore in granting your wish everything in the universe ceases to exist.
I wish I could live my life over again, knowing what I know now, and make better choices.
Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, "No. You move."
Granted. You're sent back to your childhood and allowed to reshape your past. Unfortunately, nothing changes for the better. In fact, you wake up one day and realize everything is now somehow worse. Then I run up and kick you in the crotch.
I wish I could replace my sadistic Schadenfreude with my childhood sense of wonder.
Granted. But you childhood wonder is sadistic.
I wish for affordable space travel. (I want to see the Earth from afar!)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You're on an orbital drift course in a patent-pending Titan Space Pod, brought to you by our budget "engineers" at SpaceGate (formerly OceanGate)!
I wish for three more wishes.
if you use any of your extra wishes, you die
I wish for an army of 600,000 arthropods that follow all of my orders
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
you die and are reincarnated as a mosquito.
i wish for a fork
PM me the word tomato
it spawns in the nearest toaster
i wish for a tarasque