*Shame on you for being horny* The building burns down with you as the only casualty
I wish for every paraplegic to be able to move for three minutes
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What's life without a little war to spice things up. I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, & The unnoticed influence.
I am the Great sage equal to heaven- The monkey king
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
They’re so big that Buffalo Wild Wings finds and butchers you.
I wish to be able to transfer anything that happens to me to other versions of me in different universes, preferably with this power manifesting in the form of a white-and-pink leporine robot humanoid.
Granted. The power to do so transfers to an alternate version of yourself that really hates the current version of yourself. Prepare for all of that alternate's pain and suffering!
I wish the beef tenderloin leftovers I have to be delicious.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Granted. He's 80.
I wish for a new whip.
Granted, it kills you.
I wish for some brisket.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you get brisket. Undercooked, laced with salmonella, but at least it tastes good in the moment. The diarrhea later, however... ouch.
I wish for a night with the drow twins in Sharess' Caress.
*Shame on you for being horny* The building burns down with you as the only casualty
I wish for every paraplegic to be able to move for three minutes
What's life without a little war to spice things up. I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, & The unnoticed influence.
I am the Great sage equal to heaven- The monkey king
Etiam im librum scribo
Granted. But it causes extreme agony.
I wish kolaczki were simpler to make.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Bel, Aarakocra Hunter Ranger, Friend Campaign
Screechirk, Aarakocra Light Cleric, Wages of Vice
Darath, Goliath Battlemaster, Into the Overlap
Draíocht, Wood Elf Moon Druid, Kholias
Eggo Lass, Drow GOOlock, 100 Dungeons
Drako, Dragonborn Tempest Cleric, Dragon of Icespire Peak
Phait, Mountain Dwarf Wild Magic Sorcerer, Shadowglass
Get rickrolled here. Listen to awesome music here. (selection 27, 4/23/24, One Voice)
Granted. It's so easy to make it doesn't exist.
I wish I was a good student in school
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. You were good in school. In fact, you peaked. It's all been downhill from there.
I wish for a good new Marvel franchise.
You literally just described my what is happening to me now when you twisted my wish
I can't grant that wish. It doesn't exist.
I wish to be a good student NOW
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
You are a good student right now, but in five minutes you will have used up all of your smarts.
I wish for a nice cup of tea and a good book.
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
Dragonlance Tavern?
The book is full of inaccurate and offensive information, and the tea is too weak.
I wish for a crowbar and a heist team.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
The heist fails and you spend the rest of your life in prison.
I wish for a duck the size of a horse that will not hurt me and I can ride on
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
Dragonlance Tavern?
A horse the size of a duck eats it and you.
I wish to be able to pass through walls.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
You also fall through floors
I wish for wings big enough for me to fly with
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
Dragonlance Tavern?
They’re so big that Buffalo Wild Wings finds and butchers you.
I wish to be able to transfer anything that happens to me to other versions of me in different universes, preferably with this power manifesting in the form of a white-and-pink leporine robot humanoid.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
Granted. The power to do so transfers to an alternate version of yourself that really hates the current version of yourself. Prepare for all of that alternate's pain and suffering!
I wish the beef tenderloin leftovers I have to be delicious.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Bel, Aarakocra Hunter Ranger, Friend Campaign
Screechirk, Aarakocra Light Cleric, Wages of Vice
Darath, Goliath Battlemaster, Into the Overlap
Draíocht, Wood Elf Moon Druid, Kholias
Eggo Lass, Drow GOOlock, 100 Dungeons
Drako, Dragonborn Tempest Cleric, Dragon of Icespire Peak
Phait, Mountain Dwarf Wild Magic Sorcerer, Shadowglass
Get rickrolled here. Listen to awesome music here. (selection 27, 4/23/24, One Voice)
Granted. Delicious. Which is why I ate them. Sorry I didn't think to leave you any.
I wish for a free subscription, so I could have more than 12 characters without paying one cent.
Granted. You can ONLY have more than 12 characters. if you don't, you have to pay double the standard price.
I wish to take over the world!
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
Granted. You take over a miniature representation of the world called a globe.
I wish to kill a tarrasque.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted, it falls on top of you. Take 2763 bludgeoning damage.
I wish to die brutally.
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
You die brutally but are shortly afterward reborn as an immortal amoeba.
I wish to find the love of my life
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
Dragonlance Tavern?