They’re so big that Buffalo Wild Wings finds and butchers you.
I wish to be able to transfer anything that happens to me to other versions of me in different universes, preferably with this power manifesting in the form of a white-and-pink leporine robot humanoid.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Granted. The power to do so transfers to an alternate version of yourself that really hates the current version of yourself. Prepare for all of that alternate's pain and suffering!
I wish the beef tenderloin leftovers I have to be delicious.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Your car becomes more spacious when you drive on the letter C.
I wish for this thread to never die.
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
A horse the size of a duck eats it and you.
I wish to be able to pass through walls.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
You also fall through floors
I wish for wings big enough for me to fly with
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
They’re so big that Buffalo Wild Wings finds and butchers you.
I wish to be able to transfer anything that happens to me to other versions of me in different universes, preferably with this power manifesting in the form of a white-and-pink leporine robot humanoid.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Granted. The power to do so transfers to an alternate version of yourself that really hates the current version of yourself. Prepare for all of that alternate's pain and suffering!
I wish the beef tenderloin leftovers I have to be delicious.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Granted. Delicious. Which is why I ate them. Sorry I didn't think to leave you any.
I wish for a free subscription, so I could have more than 12 characters without paying one cent.
Granted. You can ONLY have more than 12 characters. if you don't, you have to pay double the standard price.
I wish to take over the world!
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Granted. You take over a miniature representation of the world called a globe.
I wish to kill a tarrasque.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted, it falls on top of you. Take 3021 bludgeoning damage.
I wish to die brutally.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
You die brutally but are shortly afterward reborn as an immortal amoeba.
I wish to find the love of my life
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
you fall in love with a succubus/incubus that hates you.
I wish to become the D&D cat lord- despite me being a Tarrasque!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted. Then the D&D Dog Lord harasses and traumatizes you.
I wish to hit with an attack next time I say "stabby stabby with short sword and dagger" in a campaign.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. However, there were no specificaations about who you hit, therefore you hit (and kill) yourself.
|I wish for a sopping wet fish to slap somebody (not me) in the face with.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Granted. It's a Giant Shark that you can't lift. It slaps a person of your choice with its tail, then eats you.
I wish for the faster speed cube in the world.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
It’s too fast. You break your neck.
I wish for my phone to always be at 93% battery.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Granted. It does so by turning off and never coming on again once at 93%.
I wish for more room on my C Drive.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Your car becomes more spacious when you drive on the letter C.
I wish for this thread to never die.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
it never dies but everyone who uses it does, and they are all replaced with ai
I wish to be a ghostbuster
In God I Trust
Wish granted, your lack of talent or experience drag down the whole team, leading to everyone's death
I wish to out science the mythbusters
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
You find out it’s pure magic
i wish to eat everything delicious
You eat it all at once and choke and die.
I wish for Jurassic park to have accurate dinosaurs.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.