Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted. They finally stop messing with "the formula" and start marketing D&D as baby formula. The shift to trying to teaching babies D&D goes about as well as you'd expect.
The cicadas learn that they are annoying so they partner with Hasbro to become baby formula. It's quiet again but now the next generation grow into human bug hybrids (Cronenberged, Dimension Prime)
Granted! Now “work outs” are considered taking 30 steps, as it’s 2,000 years in the future and all humans have robot assistants, servants, and extra robotic limbs, they barely do anything.
You are a master artist, but art no longer brings you joy.
I wish scheduling dnd sessions was easier.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish is granted. You gain X-Men level telepathy and can instantly find the perfect time and date to schedule your dnd sessions. However, you learn what your friends really think about when it's not their character's turn and you are simultaneously: Shocked, Disgusted, Disturbed, Horrified, Overwhelmed, and Offended. To the point you never play RPGs again, even Pokemon.
Great wish. Not only are pokemon real, but you have 6 master balls and amazing luck. What 'mons are you gonna catch? (The wish was still twisted, just for the better)
I wish for better health.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted! However you’re so healthy you never die, and all you’re friends and family eventually fade away and die, and therefore once the sun explodes you finally go to rest and escape the pain of you’re dragged out life.
Granted! Instead of taking 10 seconds of reaction time, you only take 9.99 seconds.
I wish for a dnd group to play with
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted! You join a group of strangers and find they’re very fun to play with! (What happened to me, but I did find a group that had some stuff in common with me, Homeschoolers, LGBTQIA+ supportive, anti racist, yknow. I would honestly do that, and if you really can’t find anyone then do an online group)
I wish I could turn invisible
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish has been granted. You attend the sleepover, but have to be picked up early by your parents for accidentally wetting the bed while unconscious.
I wish for my siblings to not be so annoying.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Your wish has been granted. K-pop is now the most popular music genre.
I wish that I'm able to break into Area 51 and come out unharmed while toting bags and bags of toothpaste that 10/10 dentists recommend.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Wish granted. You find that Area 51 is actually a portal to a parallel world where everyone on earth are small gray aliens and humans are visitors from outer space. Trapped in this parallel world, you also find that the gray aliens have teeth in a place where you wouldn't expect and you having so much toothpaste must lead them in good hygiene that makes you uncomfortable every time you brush.
You have one, but nobody enjoys it.
I wish that I had a pet snail.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
You get a pet snail, but then a friend hires a French Chef to make lunch and accidentally mistakes your pet as ingredients
I wish Hasbro would stop messing with "the formula" and just get a clue.
Granted. They finally stop messing with "the formula" and start marketing D&D as baby formula. The shift to trying to teaching babies D&D goes about as well as you'd expect.
I wish the cicadas would shut up!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
The cicadas learn that they are annoying so they partner with Hasbro to become baby formula. It's quiet again but now the next generation grow into human bug hybrids (Cronenberged, Dimension Prime)
I wish work outs were easier.
Granted! Now “work outs” are considered taking 30 steps, as it’s 2,000 years in the future and all humans have robot assistants, servants, and extra robotic limbs, they barely do anything.
I wish I was a master artist
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
You are a master artist, but art no longer brings you joy.
I wish scheduling dnd sessions was easier.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Your wish is granted. You gain X-Men level telepathy and can instantly find the perfect time and date to schedule your dnd sessions. However, you learn what your friends really think about when it's not their character's turn and you are simultaneously: Shocked, Disgusted, Disturbed, Horrified, Overwhelmed, and Offended. To the point you never play RPGs again, even Pokemon.
I wish Pokemon were real.
Great wish. Not only are pokemon real, but you have 6 master balls and amazing luck. What 'mons are you gonna catch? (The wish was still twisted, just for the better)
I wish for better health.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Granted! However you’re so healthy you never die, and all you’re friends and family eventually fade away and die, and therefore once the sun explodes you finally go to rest and escape the pain of you’re dragged out life.
I wish I had better quick thinking skills
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted! Instead of taking 10 seconds of reaction time, you only take 9.99 seconds.
I wish for a dnd group to play with
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Granted! You join a group of strangers and find they’re very fun to play with! (What happened to me, but I did find a group that had some stuff in common with me, Homeschoolers, LGBTQIA+ supportive, anti racist, yknow. I would honestly do that, and if you really can’t find anyone then do an online group)
I wish I could turn invisible
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
You can. You can't turn visible, though.
I wish to be happy :(
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Granted. But as you only have the right to the pursuit of happiness and not happiness itself you are arrested, found guilty, and banished.
I wish for tea to be quicker to make. (Takes a while to cool down.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted but your tea now tastes like poo with a subtle aftertaste of pee.
I wish my poo tasted like pee.
Granted..? But It never really ends up helping you anyway...
I wish to attend a sleepover soon with friends
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Your wish has been granted. You attend the sleepover, but have to be picked up early by your parents for accidentally wetting the bed while unconscious.
I wish for my siblings to not be so annoying.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Granted! They move out of the house and no longer annoy you, however they entire a life of crime and eventually pull you in aswell
I wish popular pop music wasnt the most popular genre
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Your wish has been granted. K-pop is now the most popular music genre.
I wish that I'm able to break into Area 51 and come out unharmed while toting bags and bags of toothpaste that 10/10 dentists recommend.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Wish granted. You find that Area 51 is actually a portal to a parallel world where everyone on earth are small gray aliens and humans are visitors from outer space. Trapped in this parallel world, you also find that the gray aliens have teeth in a place where you wouldn't expect and you having so much toothpaste must lead them in good hygiene that makes you uncomfortable every time you brush.
I wish we could play D&D with AI bots already.
Granted! The toothpaste sprays in your face and you die.
I wish for a pet spider that doesn't want to kill me, and is immortal.
ninjaed damn
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf