If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted! An abyss opens beneath you, swallowing you whole. That's what you wanted, right?
I wish to have less empathy so I don't cry over every stupid little thing.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
A tarrasque flies down from the sky and holds you at gunpoint(yes, you heard me right) until you agree to have normal wishes.
I wish I was a better DM than Matthew Mercer and an even better PC.
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted your wishes are not gibberish but only your gibberish are your wishes???
I wish for pencils to stop being lost
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The two potatoes look like the demon servants and they refuse to canabalize!
I wish that potatoes actually taste good.
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
You get a demon scribe that writes your stuff down.
But he's illiterate.
And writes in incomprehensible doodles.
and forgets half of the time to write stuff down.
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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Indeed.
Showing mercy, I wish for Circleofdragons to be able to wish again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted except my wish sound like gibberish
hahahhanaan
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted! An abyss opens beneath you, swallowing you whole. That's what you wanted, right?
I wish to have less empathy so I don't cry over every stupid little thing.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Granted you instead laugh at everything
hdhgdhdhddjdd
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"... Are you sure?
Oh well."
A tarrasque flies down from the sky and holds you at gunpoint(yes, you heard me right) until you agree to have normal wishes.
I wish I was a better DM than Matthew Mercer and an even better PC.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
Granted, you're now a computer. You can effectively manage people's Discord Messages on top of other PC stuff.
I wish that the Winter Wolf had the ability name Howling Wind instead of Cold Breath. IT'S SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY WHYYYY AJGKSKSMTNSJAJ--
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Almost granted it is Cold wind instead of howling.
jdjdjejejejejejejejejdjd
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The Lady of Sigil shakes her head, and your wish fails.
I wish to have demon servants that obey my every command and do not try to attack me willingly.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted but they are really annoying.
! W!$h my w!$he$ we#e n()t g!bbe#!$h
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Your wish is granted, but they're instead really stupid wishes.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted your wishes are not gibberish but only your gibberish are your wishes???
I wish for pencils to stop being lost
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
Your pencils all get maps and go on a road trip to Pennsylvania.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted you have no pencils only pens and they keep getting lost.
I wish I am Jeff the evil Roomba.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Jeff himself shakes his roomba body and makes your wish fail.
I wish to have two potatoes to feed my demon servants with.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
The two potatoes look like the demon servants and they refuse to canabalize!
I wish that potatoes actually taste good.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
The potatoes taste good, but they have permanent illusion spells that make them look like human hands.
I wish for a demon scribe to write my stuff down.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
dirty...
You get a demon scribe that writes your stuff down.
But he's illiterate.
And writes in incomprehensible doodles.
and forgets half of the time to write stuff down.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
I wish my wishes would not fail.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Your wish fails because you didn't twist the wish above you.
I wish for a demon tutor.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
You become smart and realize above me there was no wish. I wish for my brother to get out of my room.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.