Selleck is renamed Gordon instead, in honor of my beautiful, beloved, deceased pet fish.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HaHA! You didnt wish for anything! So, your non-wish backfires to mean that Gordon is renamed as sTEVE! So, Selleck is still named sTEVE! And, your renaming is not legal! Mine was that he was legaly renamed, and you just renamed him! HaHA!
I wish that everyone saw the glorious truth that cats are better than dogs.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Everyone does. Without dogs, however, nobody can be a human's best friend. Have fun being friendless for eternity, just like me.
I wish for a brain that works
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup apear out of nothing. Wait... No! They cant appear out of nothing! That would disobey the law of energy conservation and the law of termodynamics! So instead, the grilled cheese uses matter from your brain, and the tomato soup gets transmogrified from your other organs. Enjoy! :)
I wish for fish again again again.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Ten massive fish bigger than the universe fall crushing it and causing the big rip. 十条比宇宙还大的巨大鱼坠落，压碎了它并造成了大裂口。
I wish for the ability to manipulate elements. Yes, it breaks the laws of physics, No, i did not say atomic elements, i said earth fire water wind, absolutely no drawbacks
Okay! the elements you manipulate dont draw backwards. Instead, the universe implodes because the creation of fire is against the laws of energy conservation.
I wish for people to stop breaking the laws of physics! It's so annoying to have to ticket everyone evvery time someone tries to make a Perpetual Motion Machine.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Granted, you are now trillions of atoms that if they were connected, they would be the whole body of your fursona, minus the head
i wish for exactly two birria tacos from a shady Mexican restaurant that clearly hasn’t fixed its 32 health code violation, delivered by Tuesday next week
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I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
He gets out of your room, but stands outside the doorway and starts yelling incoherently.
I wish I had a demon tailor.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Your demon tailor cuts your hair with a guitine. He's also blind. Decapitated was the hairstyle you wanted, right?
I wish for Selleck to be legallly renamed as sTEVE in honour of my good little pet fish :)
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
Selleck is renamed Gordon instead, in honor of my beautiful, beloved, deceased pet fish.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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HaHA! You didnt wish for anything! So, your non-wish backfires to mean that Gordon is renamed as sTEVE! So, Selleck is still named sTEVE! And, your renaming is not legal! Mine was that he was legaly renamed, and you just renamed him! HaHA!
I wish that everyone saw the glorious truth that cats are better than dogs.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
Granted, buuuuuut people become cat worshipping dogs
I wish I could become my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Everyone does. Without dogs, however, nobody can be a human's best friend. Have fun being friendless for eternity, just like me.
I wish for a brain that works
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Your brain works, and it realizes that cats are the only friend humans need!
I wish to know the favourite colour of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
You know it’s the color of clay
I wish for my crush to like like me
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
Your crush likes the taste of your flesh.
I wish to know the hex code of Jeff the Evil Roomba's favourite color.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
You learn a code-requiring hex that enables you to learn Jeff's favorite color. Also, you don't know the code.
I wish for more demonic servants.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
You receive more demonic servants. They utilize the increase in their numbers to rise up against you. You are their servant now.
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup.
Forever DM and forever thrilled about it.
A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup apear out of nothing. Wait... No! They cant appear out of nothing! That would disobey the law of energy conservation and the law of termodynamics! So instead, the grilled cheese uses matter from your brain, and the tomato soup gets transmogrified from your other organs. Enjoy! :)
I wish for fish again again again.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
Ten massive fish bigger than the universe fall crushing it and causing the big rip.
十条比宇宙还大的巨大鱼坠落，压碎了它并造成了大裂口。
I wish for the ability to manipulate elements. Yes, it breaks the laws of physics, No, i did not say atomic elements, i said earth fire water wind, absolutely no drawbacks
Okay! the elements you manipulate dont draw backwards. Instead, the universe implodes because the creation of fire is against the laws of energy conservation.
I wish for people to stop breaking the laws of physics! It's so annoying to have to ticket everyone evvery time someone tries to make a Perpetual Motion Machine.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
Ok, no more breaking laws of physics, its shattering now. and its no longer Perpetual Motion Machine, its Perpetual Movement Machine.
I wish for me to have the Mimicry E.G.O from Project Moon.
Unfortunately, I don't know what that is you mimic the moon, and the moon is not alive
I wish to be my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Granted, you are now constrained to the part of your fursona that is your pfp
I wish for a good WAAAGH
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Congrats! Bad Wah is Good Wah
I wish to become a fullbody of my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Granted, you are now trillions of atoms that if they were connected, they would be the whole body of your fursona, minus the head
i wish for exactly two birria tacos from a shady Mexican restaurant that clearly hasn’t fixed its 32 health code violation, delivered by Tuesday next week
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
*What? wait what?*
you die
I wish to become fully my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread